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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-02-2014, 10:16 AM

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Cause God Loves Everything
Where does the Bible say that? Here's what it really says:

Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Lev 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

Deut 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

Ps 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Ps 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

Ps 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Ps 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Ps 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

Ps 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

Ps 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

Ps 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

Prov 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Prov 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

Lam 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

Hos 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Am 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Zec 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

Mal 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Rev 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-02-2014, 10:26 AM

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YOU *** potty language *** I felt so offended when reading this skittles are not gay you idiot this whole forum is *** potty language ***...Rant rant rant ...Cause God Loves Everything And Go Ahead And tell me to repent and beg for forgivness and i just say TALK TO THE HAND *** potty language *** GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!!

Are you going to do this in every thread on the forum, instead of answering questions?

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God Loves Everything!!!!!!!
And as it has already been said: Where in the bible does i state that?


1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-02-2014, 05:07 PM

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YOU *** potty language *** I felt so offended when reading this skittles are not gay you idiot this whole forum is *** potty language *** i mean ok so if a poor sick homless old man came to your church and asked to stay the night i bet wouldnt let him because i read somewhere that false christians like you people have no respect for anything People Dont Choose Their Gender People Dont Choose The Skin Color And People Most Certainly Dont Choose Being Gay Because Why Would They Choose to be gay when gays have no right if your gay you cant get married,stay in hotels or be accepted in to society like regular people i mean their only human why should someone gender,race,or sexuall orientaion you people make me sick i mean people have their flaws and every one who beleavs in crap like this are flawed because if god doesnt lik gays,leasbians,black people them why did he make make them that way Huh? Cause God Loves Everything And Go Ahead And tell me to repent and beg for forgivness and i just say TALK TO THE HAND *** potty language *** GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!!
Is this an example of science winning?



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-02-2014, 09:20 PM

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YOU *** potty language *** I felt so offended when reading this skittles are not gay you idiot this whole forum is *** potty language *** i mean ok so if a poor sick homless old man came to your church and asked to stay the night i bet wouldnt let him because i read somewhere that false christians like you people have no respect for anything People Dont Choose Their Gender People Dont Choose The Skin Color And People Most Certainly Dont Choose Being Gay Because Why Would They Choose to be gay when gays have no right if your gay you cant get married,stay in hotels or be accepted in to society like regular people i mean their only human why should someone gender,race,or sexuall orientaion you people make me sick i mean people have their flaws and every one who beleavs in crap like this are flawed because if god doesnt lik gays,leasbians,black people them why did he make make them that way Huh? Cause God Loves Everything And Go Ahead And tell me to repent and beg for forgivness and i just say TALK TO THE HAND *** potty language *** GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!!
Wow! Score another point for Homeschooling! (Because I'm 100% positive you were not homeschooled. If you were, you would know how to use punctuation, know the difference between there and their, and know how to construct a proper sentence).


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-02-2014, 10:45 PM

Sorry about that outburst I had yesterday I was just tired and I get mad when I get tired again sorry even though i still think that Skittles are just candy i guess you can look at it any way you want really goodbye.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-03-2014, 02:19 AM

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YOU *** potty language *** I felt so offended when reading this skittles are not gay you idiot this whole forum is *** potty language *** i mean ok so if a poor sick homless old man came to your church and asked to stay the night i bet wouldnt let him because i read somewhere that false christians like you people have no respect for anything People Dont Choose Their Gender People Dont Choose The Skin Color And People Most Certainly Dont Choose Being Gay Because Why Would They Choose to be gay when gays have no right if your gay you cant get married,stay in hotels or be accepted in to society like regular people i mean their only human why should someone gender,race,or sexuall orientaion you people make me sick i mean people have their flaws and every one who beleavs in crap like this are flawed because if god doesnt lik gays,leasbians,black people them why did he make make them that way Huh? Cause God Loves Everything And Go Ahead And tell me to repent and beg for forgivness and i just say TALK TO THE HAND *** potty language *** GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!!
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Sorry about that outburst I had yesterday I was just tired and I get mad when I get tired again sorry even though i still think that Skittles are just candy i guess you can look at it any way you want really goodbye.
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I'm somewhat inclined to believe that there's no chemical or additive in skittles that can cause someone to spontaneously turn gay, same goes for any other product. While there may be an allusion to sexual themes, I don't think it was intentional in this case. It's easier to form candy in either a block shape or spherical shape, so that would most likely explain why it looks round. Whether your perceive it as a testicle or not is a completely different matter. While you may shun skittles, pepsi, and other companies who are on the "gay agenda" I assure you, they're not trying to destroy the world, only to make profit off of their product and to make as much money as possible, not to convert the masses into homosexuals. I hope that I can seek solace on this forum and not be tormented by those with different ideals.
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Wow! Score another point for Homeschooling! (Because I'm 100% positive you were not homeschooled. If you were, you would know how to use punctuation, know the difference between there and their, and know how to construct a proper sentence).
From what I saw, they did use proper grammar when using their and there

Their: Alludes to ownership, i.e. "That's their dog," not "That's there dog."

There: Alludes or describes location, i.e. "Over there," not "Over their."
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From what I saw, they did use proper grammar when using their and there

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hello their Dem why dont u hed on over to the introductions forum and introduce yourself over their weed love two get 2 no u better



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I see what you did there.
I'm not offended at all. I am genuinely inviting you to tell us more about yourself in the introductions forum. That's the first step to being received here as a full forum member, which is your path to True Salvation™. Praise Christ Jesus!


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-01-2015, 03:40 PM

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I'm somewhat inclined to believe that there's no chemical or additive in skittles that can cause someone to spontaneously turn gay, same goes for any other product. While there may be an allusion to sexual themes, I don't think it was intentional in this case. It's easier to form candy in either a block shape or spherical shape, so that would most likely explain why it looks round. Whether your perceive it as a testicle or not is a completely different matter. While you may shun skittles, pepsi, and other companies who are on the "gay agenda" I assure you, they're not trying to destroy the world, only to make profit off of their product and to make as much money as possible, not to convert the masses into homosexuals. I hope that I can seek solace on this forum and not be tormented by those with different ideals.
From what authority do you offer this assurance?


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 12-01-2015, 04:02 PM

Taste the rainbow?

more like taste the burning of hell fire


Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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