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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 06:32 PM

Are you idiots kidding me? What they "deserve", if you Christian fags would listen to some decent music like metal, you wouldn't be washed-up pricks! Praise Satan and heavy metal!
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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 06:49 PM

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Are you idiots kidding me? What they "deserve", if you Christian fags would listen to some decent music like metal, you wouldn't be washed-up pricks! Praise Satan and heavy metal!
Hi friend, and welcome to our friendly forums!



I'm not quite sure what you mean to say here. You start of saying what they deserve, but then trail off into unrelated topics. I can only assume you mean to say is, "What they deserve is a life in Hell for having rejected Christ and embraced evil." I will gladly agree with you there!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 06:55 PM

You smartass, I really hope you're joking. How can honestly say you're happy about innocent people dying. There's nothing wrong with metal you stupid cunt! And are you seriously going to act like I'm trying to agree with y'all? I hope Jeff Hanneman comes back from the dead and shoves his guitar up your ass!
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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 07:02 PM

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I hope Jeff Hanneman comes back from the dead and shoves his guitar up your ass!
Yeah, there is a real role model, a washed up guitarist who drank himself to death. Hanneman from The Slayers is rotting in HELL. I used to be a metal head back when I was neck deep in sin, lust and debauchery (all things of the devil).

Wake up retard and repent your sins.
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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 07:05 PM

You're a great example too, by calling people retards. What is wrong with y'all, when will you wake up and realize you are all believing lies from a story book? And there's nothing wrong with metal, goddammit! Do you think any of us metalheads give a piffle about our music being "sinful"?
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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 07:09 PM

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You're a great example too, by calling people retards. What is wrong with y'all, when will you wake up and realize you are all believing lies from a story book? And there's nothing wrong with metal, goddammit! Do you think any of us metalheads give a piffle about our music being "sinful"?
That's your problem friend. You don't believe when the evidence is crystal clear. The Bible IS the inspired word of God;

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

Now that I have proven God exists beyond a reasonable doubt, will you now give yourself to Christ our Lord and Savior?
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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 07:13 PM

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You're a great example too, by calling people retards. What is wrong with y'all, when will you wake up and realize you are all believing lies from a story book? And there's nothing wrong with metal, goddammit! Do you think any of us metalheads give a piffle about our music being "sinful"?
That's why we do what we do, dear. We know you don't care about your sinful obsessions, but we do care about you. We know what happens to people who refuse to accept the Lordship of Christ Almighty. We know what happens to people who refuse to believe that He temporarily died for the redemption of mankind if only they believe that, regardless of how crazy it may sound. We know what will happen, and we want to warn you so you can avoid it. You may not care about you, but I do.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 07:21 PM

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...you Christian fags...
These people have a book that tells them God hates homosexuals and wants them to die horrible, excruciating slow painful deaths. You? If you're atheist, you got nothing, so I can only assume yourself a f***head dipshit H8R.

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You're a great example too, by calling people retards...
As opposed to "idiots", "fags", "pricks" and "cunt".

Have you ever read the Bible (aside from John 3:16)? How would you know what being a Christian really means?

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Yeah, you just keep whining, moaning and complaining, that shows everyone just how much you don't care.


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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 05-23-2013, 10:48 PM

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You smartass, I really hope you're joking. How can honestly say you're happy about innocent people dying. There's nothing wrong with metal you stupid cunt! And are you seriously going to act like I'm trying to agree with y'all? I hope Jeff Hanneman comes back from the dead and shoves his guitar up your ass!
Oh but they are not innocent. No person is innocent since all are sinners and deserve Hell. Only those who go to Hell end up there because they chose to reject Jesus Christ.
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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 07-28-2013, 10:25 AM

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I used to be a metal head .
No. Metalhead isnt something you used to be. Either you are or not so stop lying


And i must say im very horny for pastor ezekeil. What a hottie. I'd suck the socks of him any day!


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Default Re: God makes a statement agaist Heavy Metal - 08-02-2013, 08:14 AM

A lovely symphonic death metal band, under the exhilarating and macabre title "Septic Flesh." Has constructed a wonderful memorial song for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAyKqegpB7Y
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