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A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-05-2007, 04:13 PM
I think it is time you girls get some good visuals in your life. I have taken the liberty of posting one of the photos from Landover Pastoral Guide for a New Wife below. This picture will show you how a woman should behave . While it is admittedly a feebly hope by viewing this Godly example of proper behavior for a chick it might awaken in you harlots heart the long suppressed urge to be a proper ladies.
Well here it is; Christian wife properly greeting her husband with dinner.
It is high time you broads wake and get it right with Jesus.PRAISE!
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-06-2007, 10:23 AM
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I think it is time you girls get some good visuals in your life. I have taken the liberty of posting one of the photos from Landover Pastoral Guide for a New Wife below. This picture will show you how a woman should behave . While it is admittedly a feebly hope by viewing this Godly example of proper behavior for a chick it might awaken in you harlots heart the long suppressed urge to be a proper ladies.
Well here it is; Christian wife properly greeting her husband with dinner.
It is high time you broads wake and get it right with Jesus.PRAISE!
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Is that visual a little dark Brother, or has Satan and his minions been fiddling with my monitor adjustments again?
It is a wondeful visual, but one can only hope against hope that it has some effect.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-07-2007, 04:11 AM
That's just a tad revealing
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-07-2007, 04:17 AM
Umm....so let me get this straight.
You want me to let myself be chained up, kneeling on the floor, holding a chicken.....?
While I might not necessarily be opposed to the chain idea what on earth am I meant to do with a rubber chicken?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-07-2007, 05:32 AM
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Umm....so let me get this straight.
You want me to let myself be chained up, kneeling on the floor, holding a chicken.....?
While I might not necessarily be opposed to the chain idea what on earth am I meant to do with a rubber chicken?
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You see, the fact that you insist on asking what the rubber chicken is for shows you just do not get it!!! Did Abraham asked why he needs to snuff his son when God said so? No! well a good wife won't ask why the husband wants a rubber chicken!
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That's just a tad revealing
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-07-2007, 05:54 AM
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You see, the fact that you insist on asking what the rubber chicken is for shows you just do not get it!!! Did Abraham asked why he needs to snuff his son when God said so? No! well a good wife won't ask why the husband wants a rubber chicken!
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No, dammit, I wanna know.
Just what would I be expected to do with the rubber chicken and just where in the bible does it talk about women making use of rubber chickens?
Or is it just something that YOU want to see.....??
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-07-2007, 05:58 AM
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No, dammit, I wanna know.
Just what would I be expected to do with the rubber chicken and just where in the bible does it talk about women making use of rubber chickens?
Or is it just something that YOU want to see.....??
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It's a parable for pot roast. Now stop your yapping and go make me a sandwich, witch.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-07-2007, 06:17 AM
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It's a parable for pot roast. Now stop your yapping and go make me a sandwich, witch.
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So let me get this straight one more time.
You think I should get chained up, get on my knees on the floor, clad in only what appears to be shreds of material that don't leave much to the imagination, holding in my hands a nice juicy potroast.....???
You baptists are a strange bunch.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-07-2007, 09:30 AM
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So let me get this straight one more time.
You think I should get chained up, get on my knees on the floor, clad in only what appears to be shreds of material that don't leave much to the imagination, holding in my hands a nice juicy potroast.....???
You baptists are a strange bunch.
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PRAISE JESUS!
Mark 4:11 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables:
12 That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.
His will is done! The parable of the rubber chicken has successfully confused the heathen, so that she may see and not perceive, thus stopping her from being converted and having her sins forgiven! The Lord has worked through Brother Bobby-Joe to stop Hellsin becoming a Christian, thus ensuring that we won't have to share Heaven with her! GLORY!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-07-2007, 12:52 PM
Don't you try reverse psychology on meeee, BT.
So far all that is to be gleaned from this topic is that Bobby Joe and a couple of others here may have an unusual use for rubber chickens.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-26-2007, 09:26 PM
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So let me get this straight one more time.
You think I should get chained up, get on my knees on the floor, clad in only what appears to be shreds of material that don't leave much to the imagination, holding in my hands a nice juicy potroast.....???
You baptists are a strange bunch.
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ROFL. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-26-2007, 09:47 PM
I thought it was supposed to be you Mens that choke the chicken!
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-26-2007, 09:51 PM
Another thing: what's a wicker harlot? Sounds like a very painful sex toy.
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-26-2007, 09:59 PM
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Another thing: what's a wicker harlot? Sounds like a very painful sex toy.
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Well.....? The Wicker Man devised a very painful 'toy' indeed! (I'm ignoring that "s" word you used.)
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-26-2007, 10:20 PM
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Another thing: what's a wicker harlot? Sounds like a very painful sex toy.
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-26-2007, 10:34 PM
Wasn't the Wicker Man a movie?
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-26-2007, 11:16 PM
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Wasn't the Wicker Man a movie?
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Yes, The Wicker Man was a movie - and a most Depraved one at that.
Why, one could have been eating a bag of chips while doing one's toenails and not even paying attention to know it is SO!
Simply because it stars that awful actor Cryptstuffer Lee, who is famous for portraying - The Vampire Dracula!
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-27-2007, 01:31 PM
I've been here long enough to know that most Wickers, Lexbeans, and Satanists are just adult (I use the term loosely) children who never had a good spanking. So, old (I use the term less loosely) hangers on like Lilith and Ms. Van Hellthing are just about exorcised, except for one final step. SHOUT GLORY!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-27-2007, 06:51 PM
Um, I'm flattered and all, but I'm not really into that. In what movie was Christopher Lee Dracula?
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Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots -
05-27-2007, 07:42 PM
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Um, I'm flattered and all, but I'm not really into that. In what movie was Christopher Lee Dracula?
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051554/
One of my favorite versions
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