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Thumbs down Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-14-2013, 05:45 PM

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No sir, not proud at all. This was actually before I became a committed Christian to our Lord Jesus. At the time though, I was oblivious to the little schemes the Devil uses. To me, they were just cards no different than baseball, just some batting averages and a stick of chewing gum in the cards. I'm just thankful that Jesus always is on guard and looking out for the little sheep. Damage control wise, things turnt out rather well with my daughter, and it looks as though she'll be off to a Christian college next year! Thank you Jesus!

Wait a second....If I post on this forum, will I be labeled as UNSAVED "TRASH"?!

I found this forum after I was talking with a friend of mine at work the other day. He was talking about this preacher with a mullet on youtube who goes on and on about how Pokemon is defiling children with it's satanic powers...and although I've never seen the show Pokemon, I'm having trouble believing that satan had anything to do with it. Sure, God hides a little bit of satan here and there to test our true faith. But that's God, He works in mysterious ways and tests faith on a regular. Everything, EVERYTHING..even the people who make the Pokemonsters, were made by God!
I think it's incredible that this guy's daughter was able to be tutored in Mathematics from this simple card game.

I however, am APPALLED by some of the things that I've read on this site. I don't understand how someone can claim to be a "True Christian TM" and then sit on this site and JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE! And so harshly!

I've seen things like "Living with married homos in Godless England" - JUDGEMENT!
"You should be ashamed to have allowed your children to learn math from this abomination" - JUDGEMENT!
"Girls aren't good at math!" - BROAD JUDGEMENT!
"Like us on Facebook - or burn in hell." No. Just no.
"God hates 'phags,' God hates you for your lust.." JUDGEMENT! God hates NOBODY! God loves us, and we're all imperfect.

I can't understand why people have to take something from the Bible and skew it to make their own persecution against man acceptable!

I'm not gay. And I'm not as Christian as some of you claim to be..but..

I do believe that it is up to GOD, and only GOD, not you, not ANY Christian, Catholic, Muslim or Baptist to decide the fate of his fellow man.

Maybe we should all look around at what God created and admire the beauty of the world instead of pointing out everything God did wrong.

I love the Beatitudes:
"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 5:10
And what was the one about "He who has no sin may cast the first stone?" Everyone has sinned.

Why can't people just be good to other people? Isn't that what Christianity is all about?
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-14-2013, 05:50 PM

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Wait a second....If I post on this forum, will I be labeled as UNSAVED "TRASH"?!

I found this forum after I was talking with a friend of mine at work the other day. He was talking about this preacher with a mullet on youtube who goes on and on about how Pokemon is defiling children with it's satanic powers...and although I've never seen the show Pokemon, I'm having trouble believing that satan had anything to do with it. Sure, God hides a little bit of satan here and there to test our true faith. But that's God, He works in mysterious ways and tests faith on a regular. Everything, EVERYTHING..even the people who make the Pokemonsters, were made by God!
I think it's incredible that this guy's daughter was able to be tutored in Mathematics from this simple card game.

I however, am APPALLED by some of the things that I've read on this site. I don't understand how someone can claim to be a "True Christian TM" and then sit on this site and JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE! And so harshly!

I've seen things like "Living with married homos in Godless England" - JUDGEMENT!
"You should be ashamed to have allowed your children to learn math from this abomination" - JUDGEMENT!
"Girls aren't good at math!" - BROAD JUDGEMENT!
"Like us on Facebook - or burn in hell." No. Just no.
"God hates 'phags,' God hates you for your lust.." JUDGEMENT! God hates NOBODY! God loves us, and we're all imperfect.

I can't understand why people have to take something from the Bible and skew it to make their own persecution against man acceptable!

I'm not gay. And I'm not as Christian as some of you claim to be..but..

I do believe that it is up to GOD, and only GOD, not you, not ANY Christian, Catholic, Muslim or Baptist to decide the fate of his fellow man.

Maybe we should all look around at what God created and admire the beauty of the world instead of pointing out everything God did wrong.

I love the Beatitudes:
"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 5:10
And what was the one about "He who has no sin may cast the first stone?" Everyone has sinned.

Why can't people just be good to other people? Isn't that what Christianity is all about?
If you love Jesus as much as you claim then you SHOULD be judging people.

2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
Psalm 37:30 "The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment."
Proverbs 31:9 "Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy."
1 Corinthians 2:15 "But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man."
Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"

Now, please go to the introduction thread and tell us how you found Jesus.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-14-2013, 06:35 PM

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Wait a second....If I post on this forum, will I be labeled as UNSAVED "TRASH"?!...
Yes. If you'd have bothered to read the threads that you were directed to in your welcoming email, you'd know why.

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...Why can't people just be good to other people? Isn't that what Christianity is all about?
No, that's Buddhism (kind of), not Christianity. Read the Bible and learn. Start here.


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-14-2013, 08:08 PM

I found this forum after I was talking with a friend of mine at work the other day. He was talking about this preacher with a mullet on youtube who goes on and on about how Pokemon is defiling children with it's satanic powers...and although I've never seen the show Pokemon, I'm having trouble believing that satan had anything to do with it.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 08-19-2013, 02:17 AM

The Pokemon is designed to help children channel the powers of their dark jap masters. Listen to the Pastor!!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 08-21-2013, 04:59 PM

I never thought it was this demonic, thank you for pulling the wool from my eyes! I must get to the children I teach and inform them of this evil! You may have just saved a few young souls, Pastor.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-11-2013, 01:39 AM

I'm not here to troll, I am simply here as a teenager who grew up watching Pokemon.
I am a devout Christian and I have been all throughout my life. I have Jesus to thank for how smart I am and God to thank for all else.
I must disagree with the arguments made here in the fact that, if God were unhappy with Pokemon He, would have taken action thusly, as God has done always.
In the Lord's Prayer we pray "and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil" in this we ask God to bring is away from evil and sin.

I ask this, if I repent every day for my sins which may include watching and playing Pokemon, can I still be guaranteed salvation?
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Cool Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-11-2013, 01:44 AM

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I'm not here to troll, I am simply here as a teenager who grew up watching Pokemon.
I am a devout Christian and I have been all throughout my life. I have Jesus to thank for how smart I am and God to thank for all else.
I must disagree with the arguments made here in the fact that, if God were unhappy with Pokemon He, would have taken action thusly, as God has done always.
In the Lord's Prayer we pray "and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil" in this we ask God to bring is away from evil and sin.

I ask this, if I repent every day for my sins which may include watching and playing Pokemon, can I still be guaranteed salvation?
Friend, you should not worship false Gods. You cannot be a Christian and a pokeman.
Isaiah 43:10
Ye are my witnesses, saith the Lord, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.

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And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

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For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-11-2013, 02:36 AM

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Friend, you should not worship false Gods. You cannot be a Christian and a pokeman.
Isaiah 43:10
Ye are my witnesses, saith the Lord, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.

Revelation 22:19
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Jude 1:4
For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

Incomprehensibely, spending time on the internet instead of praying is also worshipping false gods, surely this is more serious than Pokemon?
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I am a devout Christian and I have been all throughout my life. I have Jesus to thank for how smart I am and God to thank for all else.
Well, then, start a thread here and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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I must disagree with the arguments made here in the fact that, if God were unhappy with Pokemon He, would have taken action thusly, as God has done always.
You seem to be saying that if God really hated Pokemon, we should have seen the results of that in the real world: He would have destroyed it by now. But that's not the way God works. The Lord is nothing if not patient. Although "God is angry with the wicked every day" (Ps 7:11b), He endures the wicked for the sake of the righteous.

Rom 9:22-23 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: and that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

In other words, we won't necessarily see any evidence of a God who hates the wicked. We just have to believe that He is angry with them and is just holding back for our sake.

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In the Lord's Prayer we pray "and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil" in this we ask God to bring is away from evil and sin.

I ask this, if I repent every day for my sins which may include watching and playing Pokemon, can I still be guaranteed salvation?
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1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.


We cannot sin. At first, you might think this would make it redundant to ask God to deliver us from evil. But God God doesn't hear the prayers of sinners; He only hears the prayers of the righteous (Jas 5:16). So in order for God to hear your prayer that you be delivered from evil, you have to be perfect. Then He will answer your prayer and deliver you from evil.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Incomprehensibely, spending time on the internet instead of praying is also worshipping false gods, surely this is more serious than Pokemon?
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-25-2013, 10:59 AM

But this is ultimately missing the point; the person who condemns Pokémon for containing magic does not care whether it is called "magic" or "psychic powers", and the actions of individual Houndoom characters in the anime are not the reason some Christians flinch at Houndoom's design, which is so blatantly based on the idea of hellhounds that to deny this borders on delusional. The actual reason why most people would agree these religious Pokémon haters are wrong is not that the above statements are wrong, which they really aren't. It's that to all of them I can say, "Well, yeah, but so what?" The problem lies in the second half of the argument, namely where they connect it to religion:

"Dungeons and Dragons and Magic are evil because they blatantly contain evil monsters, demons, spirits, sorcery and magic, which the Bible condemns."

"Dragons always symbolize the devil in the Bible, and having the player ally themselves with them is evil."

"Role-playing games take the player out of the real world and teach them they can be gods of their own world, leading them away from the Lord."

"Associating oneself with demons or representations of them is to choose evil over good."

And this is where things have wandered into a dangerous territory. Religious beliefs are the beliefs that people are most stubborn about and least likely to be willing to compromise once they've made up their minds, which the religious Pokémon-critics obviously have. If somebody believes that dragons symbolizing evil in the Bible makes anything with protagonistic dragons dangerous, it is simply futile to try to tell them that the Pokémon dragons just aren't representations of evil, or that even if one enjoys fiction featuring magic and demons it does not mean one would associate oneself with any of it if it existed. Much less can one tell them, as I would most like to, that they're taking the Bible far too seriously. The fact is that there are as many opinions on what pleases and displeases God as there are people who believe in him, and everyone thinks their own interpretation is the correct one; ultimately, if people earnestly believe God hates Pokémon, that's their business and nobody can actually prove them wrong.

I'm sure an intelligent Christian could try to argue about Pokémon on theological grounds, but being an atheist I don't consider myself qualified for this, and in any case, again, that argument could only be made based on the other person's interpretation of the Bible, which the Pokémon critic will inevitably insist is simply wrong. It saddens me greatly to see such people push their beliefs upon their children or relatives instead of letting them choose for themselves, but there is just little that can be done about it. There will always be parents who think they have the right to dictate their children's lives according to their own beliefs, at least for as long as society accepts and condones it (though I must admit I hope it will stop accepting and condoning it in the near future). Some of them may have general misconceptions about Pokémon which can be corrected, but they are rarely the root of the problem.

In conclusion, if your parents won't allow you to play Pokémon because they have found evidence of its evilness in their interpretation of their religion, you have my deepest sympathies, but I truly don't believe I could ever write an article likely to move them by an inch in their convictions.
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The argument at the end is especially powerful. Even if we take the best-case scenario and assume that you know as much as 1% of everything about the universe, that means you are ignorant of 99% of the universe. Yet you confidently claim, based on your infinitesimal knowledge, that God doesn't exist. How does that work?


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Even if we take the best-case scenario and assume that you know as much as 1% of everything about the universe, that means you are ignorant of 99% of the universe. Yet you confidently claim, based on your infinitesimal knowledge, that God doesn't exist. How does that work?
Even if the reverse were true
and 99% of the universe is what you knew
1% of the whole remains an incredible size
You could still meet God upon your demise
You could still take the trip to eternal fire
For God's word is True and each man is a liar
Don't lean upon your own understanding
Follow God's word it's not so demanding
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Look, I understand that someone who would have anything to do with pokedemons is not an upright person, but that you would commit a crime that has similar penalties to manslaughter is a surprise even to me. Why don't you start thinking for yourself instead of copying others' ideas? Reading the Bible and doing as God commands would be a good start.


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-26-2013, 07:46 PM

lol, i used to watch pokemon when i was like 4-7, and i really liked it back then. it isnt bad to like it. its a tv program made for kids.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 12-17-2013, 01:58 AM

This is in accordance to the earlier posts about good and evil. God made both for a reason, We wouldn't be able to distinguish the action we or others commit if not for both good and evil. There is no good without evil unfortunately, or fortunately (Since everything would be considered Good without evil i.e. rape, sodomy, etc.)?
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 12-17-2013, 02:12 AM

I don't think this is an important issue with what we have to deal with. You as a parent have the responsibility to choose what games and what cartoons you allow to your children. Don't give metacontextual meaning to things which was created for sheer entertainment.
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Even the Austrians know that the slant cartoon "Pokerman" brainwashes children into a life of depraved sin.


First, it's not called Poker man. It's Pokaman. Plus I'm queer and have played it, and have found nothing wrong with the game. It goes against everything you believe, sure. But I don't think in my opinion it's bad. Plus, I'm a queer like all furries.


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