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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 12:40 AM

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Well the way i see it is that if pokemon were evil than god would have killed the man that made pokemon.
You can back that up with Scripture, right?

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God made the man that created pokemon so there for GOD HIMSELF MADE POKEMON.
Who says God never creates evil? God Himself doesn't.

Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 12:55 AM

If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 01:03 AM

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If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place
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Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 06:12 AM

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If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place
This sentence was more run on than a high school track by a nigra Kenyan. Demons obviously made this evil abomination called "Pokemon".
Pokemon promotes homosexuality too by subliminally telling kids to "Poke a man". You should read the King James Bible and maybe you wouldn't be so blind to this satanic trickery.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 03-29-2013, 09:08 AM

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Pokemon promotes homosexuality too by subliminally telling kids to "Poke a man".
I wonder what went through your head, when you wrote this...

Not only did you wrote the wrong pronounciation, but you don't know what the show, the card game and the video games are about!

... Come to think of it, since you wrote that... Wouldn't you be hiding something, somehow?
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 03-31-2013, 01:42 AM

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I wonder what went through your head, when you wrote this...

Not only did you wrote the wrong pronounciation, but you don't know what the show, the card game and the video games are about!

... Come to think of it, since you wrote that... Wouldn't you be hiding something, somehow?
Beware foul Satanist of God's unholy wrath. Remember that on judgement day when God sends you to the eternal fires of damnation for promoting demonic worship in the highest degree and homosexuality being showed children. Not only did you misspell pronunciation, you insulted one of God's personal friends (me) by claiming that I am covering up homosexuality.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 14:11 - And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

That is just a little about that place where you're going.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 03-31-2013, 03:31 AM

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Beware foul Satanist of God's unholy wrath. Remember that on judgement day when God sends you to the eternal fires of damnation for promoting demonic worship in the highest degree and homosexuality being showed children. Not only did you misspell pronunciation, you insulted one of God's personal friends (me) by claiming that I am covering up homosexuality.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 14:11 - And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

That is just a little about that place where you're going.
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Exclamation Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 04:34 PM

You people need to wake up GOD does not want people to blindly follow him he gave us the idea to make toons they dont teach bad stuff to kids and by the way to evolve is to grow and become wise some thing JESUS tought us and MOSES wrote the old testament
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Exclamation Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 04:40 PM

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I wonder what went through your head, when you wrote this...

Not only did you wrote the wrong pronounciation, but you don't know what the show, the card game and the video games are about!

... Come to think of it, since you wrote that... Wouldn't you be hiding something, somehow?
to me its just a show nothing more
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 05:18 PM

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You people need to wake up GOD does not want people to blindly follow him
I beg your pardon? What do you think God means when He says to lean not on our own understanding, but to trust Him (Proverbs 3:5)? Or what about when He warns us the people who trust themselves are fools (Proverbs 28:26)? What about when He reminds us that trusting in ourselves is naught but an exercise in deceit (Jeremiah 17:9)? Do you think He is joking? Doesn't really mean what He says? That maybe the Scriptures aren't inspired and for our own good (2 Timothy 3:16)?

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he gave us the idea to make toons they dont teach bad stuff to kids and by the way to evolve is to grow and become wise some thing JESUS tought us and MOSES wrote the old testament
Son, you need to be trust in the LORD so you can be wise (Proverbs 2:12), and therefore avoid the perverted ideas given by Satan.


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 06:08 PM

OK. Let me get this straight, having children interact with imaginary creatures in a video game that promotes the ideals of honesty, love, friendship and unity is going against a religion that promotes honesty, love, friendship and unity? Now explain to me how being read to from a story book is any different. Don't get me wrong I fully agree with the base ideas of Christianity, however, I think a lot of things have been lost in translation. Personally as an atheist I live my life the way I see fit, I try to be pleasant, polite and friendly to everyone and I do things that give me pleasure, happiness and contented feelings. I was taught that Christians were supposed to show love for all things, however the majority of people I see on here seem to peddle hate and fear. Your "god" is an unconfirmed story, a work of fiction that was designed to promote wellbeing in all people. Pokémon is a work of fiction, designed to promote wellbeing in children. Now you tell me how they are any different.
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I fully agree with the base ideas of Christianity
It is good that you agree with the fact that anyone who is not a Christian, will end up in hell. This is why pokemon is so bad. If you are not with Christ, you are against Him. Pokemon is not with Jesus, so it is automatically evil.
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OK. Let me get this straight, having children interact with imaginary creatures in a video game that promotes the ideals of honesty, love, friendship and unity WORSHIP OF SATAN is going against a religion that promotes honesty, love, friendship and unity THE BIBLE'S COMMAND TO FEAR AND OBEY THE LORD THY GOD (Ecclesiastes 12:13; Deuteronomy 13:4; 2 John 1:6)? Now explain to me how being read to from a story book is any different. Don't get me wrong I fully agree with WHAT I THINK MUST BE the base ideas of Christianity, BASED ON MY OWN INCOMPLETE AND SUBJECTIVE UNDERSTANDING, however, I think a lot of things have been lost in translation. Personally as an atheist I live my life the way I see fit, I try to be pleasant, polite and friendly to everyone and I do things that give me pleasure, happiness and contented feelings. I was taught that Christians were supposed to show love for all things, however the majority of people I see on here seem to peddle hate and fear.
There you go, dear. I fixed some of that for you. I hope that helps clear p your confusion.



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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 06:56 PM

Essentially you are saying that if it does not directly state that it agrees with Christianity then it is automatically evil? If they share the same ideas and principles how can they be any different? I personally believe that you fanatics and extremists are the true enemies of Christianity. You claim to follow these beliefs blindly in order to protect your soul; how can you have a soul if you have no original thoughts? You are basically puppets, hollow beings devoid of creativity, open minded thoughts, coherent arguments and measured responses. What if you people are the ones sent by Satan to scare the rest of us into bowing down to beliefs that we may not necessarily agree with. That is terrorism, to bully others with the threats of immortal damnation and suffering in order to command their obedience. That is terrorism at it's most clever.
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Essentially you are saying that if it does not directly state that it agrees with Christianity
As I said, if you are not with Jesus you are against Him and will end up in hell. You should read the bible yourself and stop guessing what it's really about. It's not too late to make things right with Jesus. Unless you have blasphemed against the Holy Ghost. Then it's too late.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 07:11 PM

I have read the bible, I don't believe anyone should argue against a point they do not fully understand, I have also read the very hungry catepillar. After reading The Very Hungry Catepillar I did not immediatly go outside and begin to try to converse with one, I understood the message and tried to apply it to my life. Get the message?
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 07:19 PM

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Essentially you are saying that if it does not directly state that it agrees with Christianity then it is automatically evil?
Well, I wouldn't put it that way. But then again, I don't have to. Jesus already told us that those who are not with Him are, by definition, against Him (Matthew 12:30).

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If they share the same ideas and principles how can they be any different?
If there is no principle that includes fearing and obeying the LORD Almighty, they do not, in fact, share the same ideas and principles.

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That is terrorism, to bully others with the threats of immortal damnation and suffering in order to command their obedience. That is terrorism at it's most clever.
You're thinking islam, dear. True Christianity™ is different because it's true, and therefore not a threat but a loving warning.



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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 07:28 PM

How can a "God" that is claimed to love all his children, want them to feel fear? True love is not born of fear, respect births love, fear only creates hate. To fear and to obey? Adolf Hitler had a similar philosophy...
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 07:34 PM

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How can a "God" that is claimed to love all his children, want them to feel fear? True love is not born of fear, respect births love, fear only creates hate. To fear and to obey? Adolf Hitler had a similar philosophy...
You mean Barrack Obama.

The difference is God is perfect. That means when God punishes us, like drowning humanity like rats with The Flood, God is doing the moral thing. Since Obama is imperfect that means he kills people like Vince Foster out of pure vindictiveness.



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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 04-12-2013, 07:42 PM

Who say he is perfect? What power gave this figure that claim of authority? Is it because when this was created no one was around to argue against it so every just said, "yeah sure whatever". This religion surfaced thousands of years ago, human intelligence has matured since then, this very forum you are using to promote your beliefs was created with advanced levels of human intelligence. If you claim that science is evil and blasphemous, why do you use the fruits of it's efforts? If it is so evil, why are you supporting it by using this platform? If you want to openly attack science, don't do it by using science.
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