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Default Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-11-2012, 04:55 AM

Even the Austrians know that the slant cartoon "Pokerman" brainwashes children into a life of depraved sin.




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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-11-2012, 08:06 AM

I've never been comfortable with the idea that kids should be taught that they can appeal to imaginary miniature demons to sort out their problems in life. What's wrong with a good, old fashioned prayer? Why teach your kids stuff that just ain't true so they need to be unlearned?



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-19-2012, 03:00 PM

Pokemon at most encourages evolution, a theory yet to be proven, i neither deny or acknowledge a theory as truth. Teach your children the difference and that video games are not real, and should not govern poor decisions in a negative way. I grew up with Pokemon, it taught me to have a fun time playing the games. Thats about it. The show on the other hand, well I don't know about that, but they both seem relatively harmless in the eyes of someone who can distinguish reality from fiction.
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Angry Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-19-2012, 05:09 PM

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Pokemon at most encourages evolution, a theory yet to be proven, i neither deny or acknowledge a theory as truth. Teach your children the difference and that video games are not real, and should not govern poor decisions in a negative way. I grew up with Pokemon, it taught me to have a fun time playing the games. Thats about it. The show on the other hand, well I don't know about that, but they both seem relatively harmless in the eyes of someone who can distinguish reality from fiction.
Friend, russian roulette is a game too. Just because something is a game, does not mean it should be played. Kids play at sex too. Think of all the bastard children, doomed to hell along with the next ten generations of their loins. Still think it is just innocent fun? I bet you let your kids play with gasoline and matches too...sick, just plain sick!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-19-2012, 10:13 PM

My daughter went through a spell liking Pokemon. The math on the back of the cards, I believe, is what put her two grade levels ahead in math. She's a human calculator adding and subtracting the points. The days though, of liking Pokemon have come to an end, and yet she still has carried herself through school with a mathematical advantage. Maybe I'm just putting credit where it does not belong, but the time spent using Pokemon for something productive has imo worked out for the best.
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My daughter went through a spell liking Pokemon. The math on the back of the cards, I believe, is what put her two grade levels ahead in math. She's a human calculator adding and subtracting the points. The days though, of liking Pokemon have come to an end, and yet she still has carried herself through school with a mathematical advantage. Maybe I'm just putting credit where it does not belong, but the time spent using Pokemon for something productive has imo worked out for the best.
Enjoy hell with your daughter.
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Enjoy hell with your daughter.
I would think that Joy, being an attribute of God would not be present in Hell? Through complete separation from all that is of God, we would be left utterly miserable there. Nobody will love or enjoy being eternally separated from Him.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-11-2013, 10:35 PM

are you gay? one of your "medals" is "In love with Zeke"


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-19-2012, 11:13 PM

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My daughter went through a spell liking Pokemon. The math on the back of the cards, I believe, is what put her two grade levels ahead in math. She's a human calculator adding and subtracting the points. The days though, of liking Pokemon have come to an end, and yet she still has carried herself through school with a mathematical advantage. Maybe I'm just putting credit where it does not belong, but the time spent using Pokemon for something productive has imo worked out for the best.
You're right. The credit shouldn't go to the Pokerman. It should go to Jesus. Although I'm a little skeptical about your story since girls usually aren't very good at math.


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You're right. The credit shouldn't go to the Pokerman. It should go to Jesus. Although I'm a little skeptical about your story since girls usually aren't very good at math.
You're right. Praise Jesus!

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My daughter went through a spell liking Pokemon. The math on the back of the cards, I believe, is what put her two grade levels ahead in math. She's a human calculator adding and subtracting the points. The days though, of liking Pokemon have come to an end, and yet she still has carried herself through school with a mathematical advantage. Maybe I'm just putting credit where it does not belong, but the time spent using Pokemon for something productive has imo worked out for the best.
Thread: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
Your daughter could have learned math by counting her fingers. I can't believe that you're actually proud to have allowed pokemon into your home.


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Your daughter could have learned math by counting her fingers. I can't believe that you're actually proud to have allowed pokemon into your home.
No sir, not proud at all. This was actually before I became a committed Christian to our Lord Jesus. At the time though, I was oblivious to the little schemes the Devil uses. To me, they were just cards no different than baseball, just some batting averages and a stick of chewing gum in the cards. I'm just thankful that Jesus always is on guard and looking out for the little sheep. Damage control wise, things turnt out rather well with my daughter, and it looks as though she'll be off to a Christian college next year! Thank you Jesus!
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Friend, russian roulette is a game too. Just because something is a game, does not mean it should be played. Kids play at sex too. Think of all the bastard children, doomed to hell along with the next ten generations of their loins. Still think it is just innocent fun? I bet you let your kids play with gasoline and matches too...sick, just plain sick!
It does not promote the theory of evolution. Yes the pokemon evolve, but how can you prove that it correlates to the actual scientific theory
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It does not promote the theory of evolution. Yes the pokemon evolve, but how can you prove that it correlates to the actual scientific theory
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 12:34 AM

Well the way i see it is that if pokemon were evil than god would have killed the man that made pokemon. God made the man that created pokemon so there for GOD HIMSELF MADE POKEMON.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 12:40 AM

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Well the way i see it is that if pokemon were evil than god would have killed the man that made pokemon.
You can back that up with Scripture, right?

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God made the man that created pokemon so there for GOD HIMSELF MADE POKEMON.
Who says God never creates evil? God Himself doesn't.

Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 12:55 AM

If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 01:03 AM

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If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 02-22-2013, 06:12 AM

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If god did not create evil than he never would have created the man that made pokemon there for this argument would be null and void because pokemon would not have been created in the first place
This sentence was more run on than a high school track by a nigra Kenyan. Demons obviously made this evil abomination called "Pokemon".
Pokemon promotes homosexuality too by subliminally telling kids to "Poke a man". You should read the King James Bible and maybe you wouldn't be so blind to this satanic trickery.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 03-29-2013, 09:08 AM

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Pokemon promotes homosexuality too by subliminally telling kids to "Poke a man".
I wonder what went through your head, when you wrote this...

Not only did you wrote the wrong pronounciation, but you don't know what the show, the card game and the video games are about!

... Come to think of it, since you wrote that... Wouldn't you be hiding something, somehow?
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