[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Shout Glory!

Slipknot bassist Gray found dead in Iowa hotel

May 24, 2010, 12:46 PM EST
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Police say the bassist for the Iowa metal band Slipknot has been found dead in a suburban Des Moines hotel room.

Look at this mocker of the Lord! Disgusting! I'm actually quite shocked God let him live as long as he did. Praise the Lord that he's no longer befouling our wonderful state with his heathenosity!

[Robert Jones]

Police say the bassist for the Iowa metal band Slipknot has been found dead in a suburban Des Moines hotel room

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus. I'm so glad that boy is out of his misery and down in hell gulping sulfur. His parents, Mr. and Mrs. Gray, are fine people, True Christian™ Tin Tithers, but decent nonetheless. That boy Paul has been a trial and a tribulation to them ever since he was born.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

Shout Glory!

Look at this mocker of the Lord! Disgusting! I'm actually quite shocked God let him live as long as he did. Praise the Lord that he's no longer befouling our wonderful state with his heathenosity!

My goodness. Looks like an actual demon there. Had Pastor Zeke not mentioned knowing the parents, I would have assumed this is some kind of experiment Father Maurice spawned with a nun's desecrated corpse.



Did he have a hemlock stake driven through his heart ??

Silver bullets in his chest?



Just to be sure, if the parents consent, I would suggest severing the head and boiling it in vinegar.

[Brother Alex]

Praise the Lord!

[Levi Jones]

Praise the LORD! I have been dealing with the evils of this alleged band for years. Being from right in our backyard, they have long been popular with scores of unsaved trash in Des Moines. A few years ago it was easy enough to instruct godly parents on how to randomly search their children's room looking for the demonic band's cd's for burning. In the age of the mp3 player, it makes it so much more difficult for us to make sure the children aren't listening to trash like Slipknot.

Praise God for ridding this evil from the world.

[Nobar King]

I know Paul Gray, and no matter what you hear, I was no where near the hotel room the night he passed away. I haven't been to the Town Plaza Hotel in fourteen years (it wasn't pretty- they asked me not to come back).

[Dirk]

It's about time!

[paulgrayisGODmofo]

You emotionless beings
Your views are heartless, disgusting, gut wrenching and just plain ungodly.
How inhumane of you.

RIP Paul Gray<3

[eternalsunshine]

God is a good hitman I see. Though, Im sure this man was a humble human outside the ugly mask. He might have been a Christian himself. Why spit on him without knowing him? Not that it seems like there is much thought into the hatred you people feel.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Paul Gray was a god-mocking heathen who deserved what the Lord did to him! He is in Hell RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT receiving the punishment he EARNED by being a member of that horrible "band."

I am certain that God will punish the other surviving members of Slipshod in the very near future. Iowa is a better place today because Mr. Gray was sent to Hell. And it will be a better place in the future as the Lord picks off each and every band member one by one!

[goth666]

I don't see the point to this failblog forum waste site.
I doesn't support religion what so ever
but yet supports racism, death threats, slavery, excluding many ideas, I mean. Have anu of you no life pastors even heard of the little movie called the passion of the christ?

... Yeah, your all going to hell so it doesn't matter what you say to your precious god anymore he hates bigots.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by goth666

I doesn't support religion what so ever

Perhaps you have heard of a Book called the Holy Bible...

Originally Posted by goth666

but yet supports racism, death threats,

No and no.

Originally Posted by goth666

slavery, excluding many ideas,

Slavery is Biblical. Prove it isn't. Excluding ideas is exactly what we are called to do. Again, Scripture or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted by goth666

I mean. Have anu of you no life pastors even heard of the little movie called the passion of the christ?

Why would I need to see the movie when I have read all four versions of the Book multiple times?

Originally Posted by goth666

... Yeah, your all going to hell so it doesn't matter what you say to your precious god anymore he hates bigots.

Let's see... You think we are mean and judgmental, yet you are condemning us to hell. Only God can send us to hell.

[Thereisnolard]

You sick piffles you are not true cristans you are biased bigots who condem others on the way they look or their race. If you were true christans you wouldnt judge and would be accepting to all. BY the way I'm an atheist and i dont act like a douche because its the right thing to do not because i'm afraid of going to hell. But if there is a hell i'll see all you mother piffleers there! Paul Grey is god! By the way Jesus died on the cross because he couldn't admit he was a lier. Suffer Lier.

[Thereisnolard]

Disgusting satanic lyrics deleted.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Thereisnolard

blah blah blah blah blah Paul Grey is god! blah blah blah blah blah

I think you a just a bit confused.

Originally Posted by Thereisnolard

blah blah blah blah blah Paul Grey is DEAD! blah blah blah blah blah

I think that is a bit more accurate.

By the way, you misspelled the name of your "God" you idiot. Enjoy Hell!

[Skeleton Christ]

all you sick piffles do is attack people who are better than you... and you wonder why there is war and hate on this earth is because of you
some of your commets just proved it... this isnt a church its a piffleing cult your ramming your make belief religion down innocent peoples throats...

Paul is probly up with god haning around he was a really good man he was just in a heavy metal band but what goes around comes around when your time is up you will be the ones in hell buring and rotting like the foul pigs you are

Mother piffleers

[James Dewitt]

=Skeleton Christ;564579]

all you sick piffles do is attack people who are better than you... and you wonder why there is war and hate on this earth is because of you
some of your commets just proved it... this isnt a church its a piffleing cult your ramming your make belief religion down innocent peoples throats...

Son why are you filled with so much hate? I can assure you we are not a cult, we are Baptist, True Christians®who follow the word of God. We do not ram any thing down anyone's throats( Sounds kinda homoresque to me), we are just sharing the Glory of God with all who will listen. Now the satanic fellow in this tread got just what he deserved, a trip to hell.

Paul is probly up with god haning around he was a really good man he was just in a heavy metal band but what goes around comes around when your time is up you will be the ones in hell buring and rotting like the foul pigs you are

Mother piffleers

Upon Paul's arrival in heaven and his very short stay, Jesus wept a single tear, He was sad that the young man spent his life not following His teachings, He was sad that another soul had to be sent to the Lake of Fire, He shed that tear because Satan had won.
You still have a chance, repent your sinful ways , take Jesus into yourself, accept His abundant love. Let Jesus fill you with His Love, let his spirit ooze from every pour of you hate filled body. Find Jesus before it is too late, Find Jesus before He kills you. YIC James

[H. Montague Worthington]

I hope God's plan is to kill all bassists. I do not care for that instrument.

[Sister Charli]

Originally Posted by Thereisnolard

You sick piffles blah blah blah.

Originally Posted by Skeleton Christ

all you sick piffles
<snip>
Mother piffleers

What on earth are piffles and what is the Mother Pifffleer?