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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 09:24 AM
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Are you really that stupid that you think injuns had horses before Spanish brought horses to America?
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Says the one stupid enough to think Jesus is God... smh
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04-29-2014, 09:26 AM
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Says the one stupid enough to think Jesus is God... smh
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So you really though that injuns had horses before horses were brought to America
Level of education in your country must be horrible.
Anyway, Jesus in not God. Jesus is God AND Holy Ghost as well.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 09:41 AM
I felt compelled to check also the "name" Dreasha as an anagram.
I am afraid it must refer to drug abuse. DREASHA derives from "A RED HAS" (must be "hash" if we consider the orthography of Ms. Dreasha based on her previous comments.
I must admire the patience of you True Christians when dealing with posts like these. You seem to be able to endlessly explain the same issues in a kind manner (Psalms 55:21) although the feedback is sordid language, dare I say, also rhyparographic (Deuteronomy 32:5).
Praise you True Christians, praise the !
Yours,
Elmer
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 10:18 AM
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That is why you should stop insulting people and making things up.
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The bible is untrue. The Quran is the only true words of God
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 10:30 AM
What's all this Oahu snackbar crap?
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 10:52 AM
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What's all this Oahu snackbar crap?
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 11:02 AM
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 04-29-2014 at 11:07 AM.
Reason: Language.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 11:06 AM
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Good to see a true Muslim, telling these bimbos what's up.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 11:10 AM
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Good to see a true Muslim, telling these bimbos what's up.
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Let me ask you this: if you guys are mudslimes, why are you on a Christian site?
If you are ready to give your life over to Our Lord Jesus Christ, you are welcome to stay. If you are simply going to use potty language and spout some Oahu snackbar stuff, you will be asked to leave.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 11:18 AM
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Let me ask you this: if you guys are mudslimes, why are you on a Christian site?
If you are ready to give your life over to Our Lord Jesus Christ, you are welcome to stay. If you are simply going to use potty language and spout some Oahu snackbar stuff, you will be asked to leave.
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why are you being racist?
calling us Mudslimes is pretty God damn racist.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 11:22 AM
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why are you being racist?
calling us Mudslimes is pretty God damn racist.
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"Mudslime" isn't a race. It's a religion. Try to keep up.
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04-29-2014, 11:43 AM
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"Mudslime" isn't a race. It's a religion. Try to keep up.
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They are from Denmarkistan, so they are not that smart after all. On top of that, they are also endorsing gaysexuality and pedophilia on top of that, so I guess they are bit "special" even for eskimos.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 02:25 PM
That's a Finnish flag
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 02:29 PM
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That's a Finnish flag
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Let's imagine that you're right and that Cranky Old Man, despite being a True Christian, has made a mistake. This thread, Mr Ashhat, is 187 pages long. Do you genuinely imagine that you would be the first to say that? That out of the 187 pages worth of conversation no one would have said that before? That is a breathtaking level of arrogance. And further that, had a mistake been made, it wouldn't have been corrected until you - A Asshat, saviour of flags - came riding in to point it out?
Unbelievable.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 02:57 PM
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11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
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That's the flag of Finland, not Denmark, idiot.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 03:09 PM
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Finland
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This thread is about Denmark. Please look at the subject of the thread before you masturbate all over the submit button.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 03:47 PM
We had a couple of very civil and kind Denmarkists here during the last couple of days. Where are they? I'm very worried that they've been overrun by these godless hoards that are having their tantrums here. I hope and pray these nice Danes are OK They made a proper introduction where they were supposed to and I felt they were willing to embrace
Let's pray for them!
Elmer
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
We had a couple of very civil and kind Denmarkists here during the last couple of days. Where are they? I'm very worried that they've been overrun by these godless hoards that are having their tantrums here. I hope and pray these nice Danes are OK They made a proper introduction where they were supposed to and I felt they were willing to embrace
Let's pray for them!
Elmer
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Denmark is a very dangerous place for moral and loving people. They are the ready victims of the kind of aggressive sodomites we see posting now. It's all a bit frightening. I'm ever grateful the LORD blessed me with birth in the nation that is the leader of the free world. I love freedom. I love Jesus!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 06:06 PM
It is indeed hard to live here, if you live by the word of God
The denmarkians use every chance to worship the devil - even the make believe game of soccer, is used af an excuse to praise Satan
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 06:11 PM
Praise the LORD you're OK.
Yours,
Elmer
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