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Exclamation J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-16-2009, 05:14 PM

This new system for ferreting out pedophiles in England just might work. People who refuse to be investigated for their potential danger to children will be put on a 'watch list' that has normally been reserved for convicted rapists and molesters.
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....all children's book authors who visit schools must register with a national database intended to protect children from pedophiles, and they must pay a fee to do so. Beginning October 12, 2009, the Vetting and Barring Scheme (VBS) will require that all adults who work with children, including authors such as J.K. Rowling and Philip Pullman if they make special visits to schools, will be required to register with the database for a fee of £64 ($105).

[other proven pedophiles include] several well-known authors will boycott schools in protest of the requirement. Philip Pullman, Anne Fine, Anthony Horowitz, Michael Morpurgo, and Quentin Blake have all publicly stated that they object to having their names listed in the database.

Pullman, author of the popular fantasy trilogy His Dark Materials, called the policy "corrosive and poisonous to every kind of healthy social interaction...This reinforces the culture of suspicion, fear and mistrust that underlies a great deal of present-day society. It teaches children that they should regard every adult as a potential murderer or rapist."....In an editorial in the Independent, Anthony Horowitz, author of the The Alex Rider Collection (Alex Rider Adventure) and the Power of Five book series, perhaps put it best: "This is a law made by people with a bleak and twisted view of society. And such people, quite simply, should not be making laws."
At least England is finally doing something to protect the virtue and safety of their innocent youths. We should study this plan and try to introduce something similar here.


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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-16-2009, 05:43 PM

PROOF THAT SHE'S A PEDOPHILE!

PROOF that letting your children read Harry Potter is CHILD ABUSE!


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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-16-2009, 06:59 PM

Um, excuse me, She's not actually a pedofile until she is convicted of being one. Registering does nothing. She just will have a file in case something does go wrong.
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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-16-2009, 07:02 PM

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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-16-2009, 07:17 PM

No wonder Rowling is so upset about having to register as a paedo. Considering all of the salacious ideas that she's spread about her books, she'd be the first that I would suspect.


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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-16-2009, 07:19 PM

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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-16-2009, 07:24 PM

Those Harry Potter books are stupid! The girls that read them are total dorks.

And the guys, hello gay boys! Except some of them are just fat geeks too, they probably couldn't even get another guy to like them!

They wear capes, and they have these stupid sticks they call wands and they run around pointing them at stuff like they are magic. Totally LAME!

It makes sense that JK Jerko would be into kid touching, those books are all about kids hiding in dark closets and stuff. Serves her right, way to go England. Finally the Queen got something right!




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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-16-2009, 11:35 PM

Whew !!

I think the Brits should keep a very close eye on the ones that seem eager to pay the fee.


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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-17-2009, 01:29 AM

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Um, excuse me, She's not actually a pedofile until she is convicted of being one. Registering does nothing. She just will have a file in case something does go wrong.
This may explain the alternate unused title to her latest in the Potter series: Harry Potter and the Show Me on the Doll Where the Bad Lady Touched You.
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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-21-2009, 09:54 PM

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oh man.. you're such stupid people!! did you ever think that she just wanted to WRITE??
She is a GROWN WOMAN writing about SMALL CHILDREN... you do the math...

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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-21-2009, 11:06 PM

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oh man.. you're such stupid people!! did you ever think that she just wanted to WRITE??
That sounds queer to me. We already have the Bible, why would anyone want to write anything else?


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Those Harry Potter books are stupid! The girls that read them are total dorks.

And the guys, hello gay boys! Except some of them are just fat geeks too, they probably couldn't even get another guy to like them!

They wear capes, and they have these stupid sticks they call wands and they run around pointing them at stuff like they are magic. Totally LAME!

It makes sense that JK Jerko would be into kid touching, those books are all about kids hiding in dark closets and stuff. Serves her right, way to go England. Finally the Queen got something right!
No missy . They call themselves saints , they're ridding a flying fire chariot , they're ressurecting the dead or themselves ... What's the difference between Harry Potter books and Bible? I would say only the date when they were written , oh and Harry Potter is more entertaining ... It's a fantasy novel what do you expect? Not every book should be about Christ ..

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No missy . They call themselves saints , they're ridding a flying fire chariot , they're ressurecting the dead or themselves ... What's the difference between Harry Potter books and Bible? I would say only the date when they were written , oh and Harry Potter is more entertaining ... It's a fantasy novel what do you expect? Not every book should be about Christ ..

You call yourself christians but you're more like comunists ...

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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-31-2009, 01:09 AM

This is ridiculous. How does writing about children make someone a pedophile? There is no connection at all, and if you refute this you are clearly an idiot.
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This is ridiculous. How does writing about children make someone a pedophile? There is no connection at all, and if you refute this you are clearly an idiot.
Well, you saw the report, if you don't like the idea, you better write to The Queen of England.

Personally, I see it as a step forward. I suspect that "unexpurgated versions" of Harry Potter have been discovered.





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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-31-2009, 01:43 AM

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This is ridiculous. How does writing about children make someone a pedophile? There is no connection at all, and if you refute this you are clearly an idiot.
Camrean, clearly you pray on children too if you are so keen to defending a pedo!

Is it just me or does Harry Potter have a subliminal message for young children?

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I do believe it is making them serve Satan by doing unholy acts of that are homosexual in nature.

DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN READ HARRY POTTER UNLESS YOU WANT THEM TO BECOME DEGENERATES AND PLAY WITH OTHER BOYS "WANDS", IN ENGLAND, WAND IS ANOTHER TERM FOR PENIS!


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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-31-2009, 02:21 AM

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Camrean, clearly you pray on children too if you are so keen to defending a pedo!

Is it just me or does Harry Potter have a subliminal message for young children?

*Removed image to avoid luring papist "priests*


I do believe it is making them serve Satan by doing unholy acts of that are homosexual in nature.

DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN READ HARRY POTTER UNLESS YOU WANT THEM TO BECOME DEGENERATES AND PLAY WITH OTHER BOYS "WANDS", IN ENGLAND, WAND IS ANOTHER TERM FOR PENIS!
You are very ignorant.

So anyone who writes children's books are pedophiles? That is incredibly flawed logic.

Did you know that God tells us in the Holy Bible that queers AND THOSE WHO DEFEND THEM are bound for eternal damnation?

You keep spewing hatred at me and our Church, but we take everything we say directly from the Holy Bible. If you don't like it, take it up with God.

Where in the Bible does it say that authors of children's books are pedophiles?
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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-31-2009, 03:22 AM

(This is just to prove a point)

I actually really like these books, they're uniquely imaginative and creative, well-written and entertaining. Never were they meant to be secret, subliminal, perverted cult messages. They're fiction/fantasy books, not doctrine, and they're incredibly good.
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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-31-2009, 03:52 AM

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(This is just to prove a point)

I actually really like these books, they're uniquely imaginative and creative, well-written and entertaining. Never were they meant to be secret, subliminal, perverted cult messages. They're fiction/fantasy books, not doctrine, and they're incredibly good.
My friend, let me educate you a little....

To prove points you would need facts.

A fact is a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

What you said is an opinon.

A opinon is a belief not based on absolute certainty or positive knowledge but on what seems true, valid, or probable to one's own mind.

So you have proved nothing other then you support Satan worshipping child molesters.


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Default Re: J.K. Rowling Must Register as a Pedophile - 07-31-2009, 04:00 AM

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My friend, let me educate you a little....

To prove points you would need facts.

A fact is a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

What you said is an opinon.

A opinon is a belief not based on absolute certainty or positive knowledge but on what seems true, valid, or probable to one's own mind.

So you have proved nothing other then you support Satan worshipping child molesters.

No, actually what I meant was that the post would prove a point from the replies it got. My point was that instead of seeing it as a form of entertainment and artful expression, literature is denied as evil, unless it's the Bible. You proved it, thanks for your help. Sorry I didn't make that clear
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