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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: meme -
01-05-2018, 05:36 PM
And now you are laughing at old people. That's ageism, and just like any other form of discrimination it is not welcome here!
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Location: Somewhere on this fricking world
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Re: meme -
01-05-2018, 05:37 PM
How the hell am I now racist?!?!?
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: meme -
01-05-2018, 05:39 PM
Demons
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: meme -
01-05-2018, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Dude123 [Slovenian]
How the hell am I now racist?!?!?
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Because when one pushes Christ out of his life, one loses all moral perspective. Taunting and bullying the lesser races is just one of many of the crimes against humanity atheists do on a daily basis.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,156
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: meme -
01-05-2018, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Dude123 [Slovenian]
How the hell am I now racist?!?!?
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I don't know if you are just now a racist, or maybe you were racist all along. It's a philosophical question beyond my concern. The point is that you are acting racist here and now.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: meme -
01-05-2018, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dude123 [Slovenian]
How the hell am I now racist?!?!?
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So you have always been racist?
Racism will not be tolerated on a Christian site
Even the nigra can get to Heaven with Jesus. Maybe you need to put aside your anger. Every True Christian™ makes a special effort to treat all races as if they were equal: you should, too.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: meme -
01-05-2018, 06:09 PM
WHAT THE....?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Can I get a reward for being an idiot? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -
01-05-2018, 06:32 PM
Title says all.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: Hello -
01-05-2018, 06:42 PM
Hello sinner,
It is quite unnecessary to start a new thread each and every time you haven't got anything worthwile to say. As a special charitable gesture I combined all these threads for your benefit. Are you circumcised perhaps?
Titus 1:10
For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
Such a fascinating place, your country of Syldavia. It has produced one of the most outstanding specimens of lesser sex beauty on Earth, our First Lady. On the other hand, why do you keep your life so complicated with the productive dual number in your grammar? I presume Mrs. Trump has abandoned it for the good ol' American plural!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Re: Can I get a reward for being an idiot? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -
01-05-2018, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dude123 [Slovenian]
Title says all.
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Young woman you are incoherent.
Please stick to the topic is praising Jesus. That is why we are all here.
Ask yourself this, you have come unbidden to God’s Favourite Forum for a reason. You may not know it but Jesus may be coming inside you as we speak.
If you have no friends why not embrace Jesus? We are all here to support you in this difficult spiritual time.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Hello -
01-10-2018, 03:44 PM
Who cares if i will go to heaven or burn in hell... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 01-10-2018 at 05:29 PM.
Reason: Please clean up the language, dear friend.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hello -
01-10-2018, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]
Who gives a damn if i will go to heaven or burn in hell... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Kittens do, friend. Think about that.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
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Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hello -
01-10-2018, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]
Who cares if i will go to heaven or burn in hell... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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God does.
John 3:16-18: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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