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Default Uganda is a better holiday destination than Spain - 11-28-2014, 08:15 PM

President Yoweri Musevini (second Godliest man on earth after Vladimir Putin) wants to boost Uganda as a summer holiday destination. Why go and sweat in sodomarriage, paptist Spain, when you can go to Uganda? Uganda's beautiful landscape and mild climate is very good for human beings, its a good place on the globe where you can go and have a nice life. And most importantly, Uganda is family friendly and 100% hetero safe, with Biblical, True Christian™ law in force, guaranteeing a stay free of sin and rape. What could be a better destination for a family with children? What could be a more romantic destination for a newlywed Christian straight couple?

Brother Musevini argues that Uganda should be sold as a better destination than Spain. As the owner of Freehold Travels, in association with the Uganda Tourism Promotion Board in Kampala, I will follow Musevini's initiative do everything I can to promote Uganda as THE new, attractive, romantic holiday destination to be prefered over hellholes like Spain, Mexico, Hawaii, Aruba and the Bahamas.

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Uganda is a better holiday destination than Spain, president says

Yoweri Museveni says tourism board does little to market his country, promoting it as having ‘only some chimpanzees and so on’


Uganda’s beautiful landscape and mild climate make it ‘very good for human beings’, Yoweri Museveni says.

Uganda’s president has accused his country’s tourism representatives of failing to market the country properly, arguing the east African nation should be sold as a “better destination” than Spain.

In an opinion piece published in the New Vision newspaper on Wednesday, the veteran leader Yoweri Museveni fumed that Uganda’s Tourism Promotion Board should be renamed the “tourism suppression board”.

“The biggest problem with tourism is poor promotion,” Museveni said. “In Europe, people go to the Mediterranean coast. I visited Spain, it is very hot and humid in summer. I think Uganda would be a better destination than some of those destinations.”

Uganda, he argued, was a “good place on the globe where you go and have a nice life”.

“We are right on the Equator but because of the high altitude, we have snow-capped mountains, but even where there is no snow, the climate is very mild – very good for the human beings,” he said, criticising tourism officials for merely promoting Uganda as having “only some chimpanzees and so on”.

Uganda’s tourism sector accounts for nearly 8% of GDP, and employs more than half a million people – but Uganda’s image has suffered over the past year.

The country drew international condemnation after passing anti-homosexuality legislation that could have seen gay people jailed for life. The legislation was stuck down by the constitutional court in August but politicians are in the process of drawing up another harsh law.

The Ebola outbreak on the other side of the continent has also turned off international visitors from heading to Africa, and Museveni underlined how Uganda has contained three outbreaks of the deadly hemorrhagic fever and two outbreaks of the Ebola-like Marburg.

“The best way of stopping it, apart from having a health system, is political,” he said. “If there is an outbreak and I am informed at midnight, by morning, I will be on the radio myself, not delegating, not the minister of health, not WHO, no, myself.”
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Default Re: Uganda is a better holiday destination than Spain - 11-28-2014, 08:42 PM

What an interesting idea, Brother Ex-Viking. Although in Godless England we often discuss Uganda, I have never been there and Ugandan discussions in this household rarely get around to the question of tourism.

I for one cannot think of a better place for a newlywed couple to spend their first night together.


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Default Re: Uganda is a better holiday destination than Spain - 11-28-2014, 08:53 PM

The problem with Uganda is that there are too many nigras African-Americans there.


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