[Gabriel Reproba]

I have some exciting news! The godless heathen that are North Korea has attacked South Korea! Could this be it? I know we all got excited when President Bush heroically invaded Afghanistan. We got excited again when he heroically invaded Iraq. Perhaps God has a different plan. We always thought the end of times would be brought about by a conflict INITIATED in the Middle East. Perhaps it starts with these Chinamen and creates WW3 and ENDS UP in the Middle East? Should we grab out Rapture readiness Packs?

[Lisa H]

Is this going to be the start of a second Korean war.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

I am of two minds about this.

Having the slants killing each other would certainly gladden Pastor Zeke's heart after his harrowing ornamental ordeal.

On the other hand, having the useful slants taking the worst of it in this dust up is of some concern.

[The_Lords_right_hand]

Well, look at that: Those wacky chinks are at eachother again!

INCHEON, South Korea (Reuters) - North Korea fired scores of artillery shells at a South Korean island on Tuesday, killing two soldiers, in one of the heaviest attacks on its neighbour since the Korean War ended in 1953.

If you ask me, it's good news. It keeps the slanty eyes of those chinks averted from the godly United States and busy with their own crazy commie floundring over 'de-militarized zones' and 'borders'!

In time, we'll run over there, give them a good thrashing and show them who's really in charge - the Lord!

[Titus Templeton]

Well lets pray that North and South Korea gets destroyed in a Nuclear Holocaust. That woud be so amazing! Glory!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

It's no surprise to me. Those chinks get frustrated because God gave them such squinty eyes. That's also why they're such bad drivers!

[Lisa H]

This has been already started here

[Titus Templeton]

Thank Jesus Christ!! The Korean war drums are beating!

North Korea’s strike on South Korea caused hour-long battle, leaving two South Korean marines dead! Glory!!
Psalm 46:9 9He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder; he burneth the chariot in the fire.


Luke 21:9-10 9But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions, be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.


10Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom

He’s coming in power and glory!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I quite enjoyed M.A.S.H. Perhaps we will get a new series.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Are you sure it wasn't all just a huge mistake? Those chinks can't see out of those squinty eyes of theres. Maybe they started firing on each other accidentally?

[James Hutchins]

I guess I better go get that 65" LED flat screen Samsung for my plane today before they become either unavailable or come with 50mm holes in the screen.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Lisa H

Is this going to be the start of a second Korean war.

Praise God, the first one never actually ended! The DMZ ceased hostilities in the fifties, but neither side officially won, lost or signed any treaty.

If Godly President Bush was still in office, he would realize this armistice and send a couple of carrier battle groups in to keep the peace and engage the commie gooks in the north at the slightest provocation.

But the socialist Osambo does nothing.

South Korea is a valuable ally in building our ships, oil rigs and refinery equipment, praise Jesus!

May God protect our yellow friends.

[Marshall]

Ruh roh!

[bloodraven]

Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba

I have some exciting news! The godless heathen that are North Korea has attacked South Korea! Could this be it? I know we all got excited when President Bush heroically invaded Afghanistan. We got excited again when he heroically invaded Iraq. Perhaps God has a different plan. We always thought the end of times would be brought about by a conflict INITIATED in the Middle East. Perhaps it starts with these Chinamen and creates WW3 and ENDS UP in the Middle East? Should we grab out Rapture readiness Packs?

Simply, there has been not a second that war has not plagued some part of the Earth. This is not a good way to determine if the world will end. I would bet that the Banking Cartels are funding both sides of the war, putting S. Korea and the North into a debt which neither will be able to pay. The United States will without doubt jump in and pretend to be the hero, still the riches country on Earth, but will leave the conflict as a 3rd World ruin of poverty and debt. If we jump into this war, with our current economy, we will probably loose our freedom and our name to some corporate giant. The United States of Walmart, here we come.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Originally Posted by bloodraven

Simply, there has been not a second that war has not plagued some part of the Earth. This is not a good way to determine if the world will end.

Really? For how many of the last 50 years has a heathen country with nuclear capabilities been at war? And don't cite Isreal. They are not saved, but they are our allies and not heathen when killing towel heads!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by bloodraven

Simply, there has been not a second that war has not plagued some part of the Earth. This is not a good way to determine if the world will end. I would bet that the Banking Cartels are funding both sides of the war, putting S. Korea and the North into a debt which neither will be able to pay. The United States will without doubt jump in and pretend to be the hero, still the riches country on Earth, but will leave the conflict as a 3rd World ruin of poverty and debt. If we jump into this war, with our current economy, we will probably loose our freedom and our name to some corporate giant. The United States of Walmart, here we come.

Thank you for your worthless Unsaved Trash opinion. It is noted and discarded.

If God calls the United States to save our slant friends in South Korea, we will be there to defend them from commie aggresion. Praise Jesus Christ!

[bloodraven]

Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba

Really? For how many of the last 50 years has a heathen country with nuclear capabilities been at war? And don't cite Isreal. They are not saved, but they are our allies and not heathen when killing towel heads!

It doesn't take nukes to end the world. Biological weapons will do just fine and almost every country has those. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...uclear_weapons You won't need them all either.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise JESUS! I can't wait to see how our Lord and Savior decides to play this one out. Either way, there'll be fewer chinks in the world.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Of course, I doubt the truth of the "Who fired first?" question will ever come out. The investigators would be presented with two lots of artillery soldiers who looked exactly the same.