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The Bible in a Minute -
11-10-2010, 04:51 AM
A 'friend' showed me this today in an attempt to annoy me... I seriously don't know what to say here.
What do you think?
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-10-2010, 04:56 AM
Are they Mormons? Or are they mocking Mormons?
It's a 1:00 overview of the Bible, but if people think that's all there is to it, they're sadly mistaken.
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-10-2010, 04:59 AM
Wow, that totally disrespects my nearly 20 years of Bible study.
The silver lining if there is any with that video, is that it could be a good witnessing tool to today's ADD addled sega dreamcast addicted children.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-10-2010, 05:14 AM
Typical godmockers. It's only 53 seconds.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-15-2010, 09:03 AM
And the guys in the video looked very suspiciasly gay, which everyone knows its a sin.
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-16-2010, 12:32 AM
You get a lot more of the Bible in that video than you do in a lifetime of liberal 'Christian' churchgoing.
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-16-2010, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Are they Mormons? Or are they mocking Mormons?
It's a 1:00 overview of the Bible, but if people think that's all there is to it, they're sadly mistaken.
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I believe they are Mormons, Sister. I was shown one of their other youtube videos with them door-knocking and some such rubbish.
YIC
Sister Phebe.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-16-2010, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Phebe Carlyle
I believe they are Mormons, Sister. I was shown one of their other youtube videos with them door-knocking and some such rubbish.
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They could, indeed, be Mormons. The only reason for doubt about this is that they appear over caffeinated. Mormons don't drink caffeinated beverages.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-17-2010, 03:46 AM
Typical liberal whitewashing, completely ignored God's great military victories and the ethnic cleansings.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-17-2010, 03:57 AM
Now that's a bible study for you. And to think I could have saved a whole lot of trouble going to church when I could have just watched that video and saved myself alot of time when I could be doing something better to do.
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Re: The Bible in a Minute -
11-17-2010, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadMan89
Now that's a bible study for you. And to think I could have saved a whole lot of trouble going to church when I could have just watched that video and saved myself alot of time when I could be doing something better to do.
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I can think of nothing better to do with my time that read the Holy KJV1611. I have not found a better book, and its just gets better each time I read it.
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