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Another Wolf in Sheep's Clothing in the fold -
04-20-2008, 11:12 PM
Hello fellow brethren.
Thank you for welcoming me to Landover Baptist as I'm sure it will provide a great experience for me.
I'm as proud of being a Baptist as I am being an African-American. For me, the two compliment each other very well.
Hope to get to know you all.
Goodbye and may the Lord bless you.
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-20-2008, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian
Hello fellow brethren.
Thank you for welcoming me to Landover Baptist as I'm sure it will provide a great experience for me.
I'm as proud of being a Baptist as I am being an African-American. For me, the two compliment each other very well.
Hope to get to know you all.
Goodbye and may the Lord bless you.
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What's your favorite Bible Verse?
Yes, it's me. I'll see you later!
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-20-2008, 11:35 PM
Well, I think this is an obvious choice for me.
Samuel 24:17 - "And David spake unto the Lord when he saw the angel that smote the people, and said, Lo, I have sinned, and I have done wickedly: but these sheep, what have they done? Let thine hand, I pray thee, be against me, and against my father's house."
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-20-2008, 11:40 PM
Have you got a job, boy? Are you any good at shining shoes?
I was also wondering why you're so "indifferent." God wants us to be passionate about Him, according to the Holy Bible.
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-20-2008, 11:45 PM
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I was also wondering why you're so "indifferent."
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I was wondering if he could change his avatar to something less offensive.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-20-2008, 11:46 PM
Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Forum AfreakcanCanadian.
Now if you'll excuse me while I bring my pies in that I have cooling on the windowsill.
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-21-2008, 12:19 AM
As for my job, I am currently a senior analyst at a law firm in the city. As for my avatar, this is what God gave me. I can not change it. You can not change it. God doesn't wish me to change it. As for your pies, I'd love a piece
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-21-2008, 12:25 AM
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As for my job, I am currently a senior analyst at a law firm in the city.
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You mean you're the head janitor? Good for you, boy!
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As for my avatar, this is what God gave me. I can not change it. You can not change it. God doesn't wish me to change it.
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It looks more like something the sheriff's department gave you. How many convictions for pimping did you rack up before turning your life over to Jesus?
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As for your pies, I'd love a piece
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Ladies! LOCK DOWN!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-21-2008, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You mean you're the head janitor? Good for you, boy!
It looks more like something the sheriff's department gave you. How many convictions for pimping did you rack up before turning your life over to Jesus?
Ladies! LOCK DOWN!
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No, as in I have a six-figure salary. Although I am impressed by the consistency of your ability to spout off racist remarks, I must let you know that your ignorance is showing quite profusedly.
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-21-2008, 01:03 AM
Nice to meet you. I hope you don't get banned before we see what you're made of. I fit in okay here, and I'm mixed . So don't bother getting offended, they aren't going to change. The only thing you can do that's constructive is put your best foot forward. You know, rebuke sinners, help those in need of advice, state the bible's facts, and actively seek a helpmeet if you aren't married.
Willpower rules the world.
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-21-2008, 01:18 AM
That's small-talk to them...I think I'm the only non-racist regular here! (Me and my brother Fr. Tom-wonder where he is)
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-21-2008, 01:21 AM
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That's small-talk to them...I think I'm the only non-racist regular here! (Me and my brother Fr. Tom-wonder where he is)
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I'm not racist either! At least I don't think I am!
Willpower rules the world.
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Re: Another Wolf in Sheep's Clothing in the fold -
04-21-2008, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by IndifferentCanadian
Hello fellow brethren.
Thank you for welcoming me to Landover Baptist as I'm sure it will provide a great experience for me.
I'm as proud of being a Baptist as I am being an African-American. For me, the two compliment each other very well.
Hope to get to know you all.
Goodbye and may the Lord bless you.
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So now we see he's been lying this whole time. Is anyone surprised?
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Re: Another sheep in the fold -
04-21-2008, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
That's small-talk to them...I think I'm the only non-racist regular here! (Me and my brother Fr. Tom-wonder where he is)
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