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Default Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 10:52 PM

I've been wondering latly what causes you to go to hell, or heaven. Can someone please help me figure this out?
I'll tell you a little about myself...

I'm a woman, and I belive in equal rights for everyone. I wear 'male' clothing, and am disgusted with dress. I am not a weakling, and speak my mind when I feel something if wrong. I'm not Christain, but UU(Look that up). I'm not sure if I believe in God/Jesus/Holy Ghost, and I also belive that everyone goes to Heaven and their is no Hell.

Oh..and I also wanted to know if this Landover Baptists Church is real.

Thanks for looking at this, and please help me out if you can!
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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 10:56 PM

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I've been wondering latly what causes you to go to hell, or heaven. Can someone please help me figure this out?
I'll tell you a little about myself...

I'm a woman, and I belive in equal rights for everyone. I wear 'male' clothing, and am disgusted with dress. I am not a weakling, and speak my mind when I feel something if wrong. I'm not Christain, but UU(Look that up). I'm not sure if I believe in God/Jesus/Holy Ghost, and I also belive that everyone goes to Heaven and their is no Hell.

Oh..and I also wanted to know if this Landover Baptists Church is real.

Thanks for looking at this, and please help me out if you can!
If it isn't 'real' ,who do you think you are conversing with? Of course we are real.

Short answer: You are not going to Heaven.


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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 10:59 PM

I'm not going to Heaven...?
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Wow. That's a big shock for me!
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You and your church think I'm not going to Heaven, but you could be wrong, or you could be right. I'll know when I die.
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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:01 PM

We are not wrong. You are going to Hell for almost everything you told us about yourself from the Lesbian clothing to the equal rights for women and the whole not Christian thing is a guaranteed ticket to Satans eternal blanket party.


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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:02 PM

Oh my GOD, Pastor Al, you're wasting your Godly time with some "woman" asking you this?

Even I, a True Christian™ Lady, know that I am not going to Heaven - because I, at Birth, have committed the Sin of Eve!

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Short answer: You are not going to Heaven.
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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:06 PM

Lesbian clothing? I feel comfortable wearing men's clothing(regular clothing), and besides, clothing shouldn't really matter much in religion.
As for equal rights for woman, i belive strongly in that. Woman bring life into the world, yet your Bible says that women are as low as low can get. For the Christain thing, I really was thinking about become Christain, but if this Church is like all others, I'm thinking twice.
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I've been wondering latly what causes you to go to hell, or heaven. Can someone please help me figure this out?
I'll tell you a little about myself...

I'm a woman, and I belive in equal rights for everyone. I wear 'male' clothing, and am disgusted with dress. I am not a weakling, and speak my mind when I feel something if wrong. I'm not Christain, but UU(Look that up). I'm not sure if I believe in God/Jesus/Holy Ghost, and I also belive that everyone goes to Heaven and their is no Hell.

Oh..and I also wanted to know if this Landover Baptists Church is real.

Thanks for looking at this, and please help me out if you can!
Xtianity is a horrible religion written by chauvinistic, asshole men who wanted to glorify themselves and their 'tallywhackers'. The people at landover baptist seem to, I've noticed, embody everything that shows how utterly horrid the religion is, and what's more they are proud of being extreme fundamentalists.
The bible is full of contradictions and is easily shown to be bulldonkey (for one, it claims the earth is flat, for two, it states the age of the earth at 6000 years when even the most basic dating techniques show humanity alone is far, far older, to say nothing of the dinosaurs) .

Good luck with whatever you believe, but religions like xtianity and the other abrahamic religions....well.....IMHO they embody everything that's wrong with the world. (Or 90% of it anyway)



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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:13 PM

Ugh. I was thinking the same thing. I thought that this people would be kinder, but I guess this jackasses are just like the churchs in my area.
At least I tried.
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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:16 PM

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Ugh. I was thinking the same thing. I thought that this people would be kinder, but I guess this jackasses are just like the churchs in my area. At least I tried.
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Ugh. I was thinking the same thing. I thought that this people would be kinder, but I guess this jackasses are just like the churchs in my area.
At least I tried.
Yeah, you'll find churches tend to all be the same...it's all 'YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!' this, and 'THE WORLD IS FOLLOWING THE DEVIL!!' that. It makes one wonder what kind of people they'd have to be, to believe that EVERYONE is going to hell but them.
Even odder, all the different branches of xtianity all believe that the others branches are going to hell, when those other branches are 99% the same as they are!!

And being a feminist who believes in women's rights is a great thing, the world needs more.

P.S. I wouldn't worry about going to hell. It's pretty hard to burn in a place that doesn't exist. If one studies the origins of the word hell, it's only a pretty recent development. It sort of morphed from the word 'sheol', which means 'grave'.



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Yeah! Blame God!

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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:19 PM

god's Laws?

'Did Man Create God, Or Did God Create Man?' It's the age out questions. Man came to be, wondered about things, and created a superiour being to figure out the things in life-death,illness,sickness, ect.
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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:20 PM

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And being a feminist who believes in women's rights is a great thing, the world needs more.
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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:21 PM

Uh. It's pain to gorw up in a world filled with churchs like this. I mean, why did they come up with this stuff. Personally, I believe that everyone is forgiven when they 'die', and their bodies mean nothing anymore. Hey, even Hitler is in Heaven, or he might be reincarnated, but not Hitler anymore.
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Lesbian clothing? I feel comfortable wearing men's clothing(regular clothing), and besides, clothing shouldn't really matter much in religion.
As for equal rights for woman, i belive strongly in that. Woman bring life into the world, yet your Bible says that women are as low as low can get. For the Christain thing, I really was thinking about become Christain, but if this Church is like all others, I'm thinking twice.
Your spelling and grammar remind me of a certain sicky who casts her dark shadow upon this Forum. Puppets are not allowed in Heaven. Not even Kermit D. Frog.

As for being "a UU"? What is that? It looks like the imprints left by the rear hoofs of a shoed animal. Does that mean you're a horse's ass? A fool?

Romans 1:22 - Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools...

Ephesians 5:15 - See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise...

1 Peter 2:15 - For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men...
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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:26 PM

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Uh. It's pain to gorw up in a world filled with churchs like this. I mean, why did they come up with this stuff. Personally, I believe that everyone is forgiven when they 'die', and their bodies mean nothing anymore. Hey, even Hitler is in Heaven, or he might be reincarnated, but not Hitler anymore.
Miss, it's all in the Bible. And not just ANY Bible, the King James (Authorized by GOD) version of 1611.


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Thworld needs more.......BONFIRES!
Now, now, Pastor Al. You know you shouldn't think about going near bonfires, what with your...condition and all.

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Uh. It's pain to gorw up in a world filled with churchs like this. I mean, why did they come up with this stuff. Personally, I believe that everyone is forgiven when they 'die', and their bodies mean nothing anymore. Hey, even Hitler is in Heaven, or he might be reincarnated, but not Hitler anymore.
I personally think that it was made as a way to keep people in line. The women in line, so that the men could claim dominance over them. There used to be a lot more Pagan and nature based religions who honored women and goddesses....bad news for insecure men!

And it was probably a good way to keep the peasants from trying to overthrow the richer people....by them saying in the bible that 'the poor would be rewarded', and so trying to make them more accepting of their miserable lot in life.

Xtianity is all about controlling people, and forcing their ideas on everyone. And I've always wondered, without the 'fear of hell thing' thrown in, how many xtians would continue to be xtian? I don't think many (if any) would be at all!
All about control. Making people afraid, using that fear to keep people in line. Horrible really.



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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:30 PM

UU is Not a Horse's ass. It is a mix of Universalism and Unitarianism. Look it up, and learn about other religions then your's.

As for those Biblical phrases, they could have just been written by any old fool, and made to look like 'God's' will.
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And being a feminist who believes in women's rights is a great thing, the world needs more.
Personally, I'm 100% in favor of bra-burning.

So long as the witch is still wearing it.
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Default Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell? - 11-30-2006, 11:32 PM

WOW. The Bible. Oh, and It's the King James one.
Authorized by god? So, god like spoke to King James and told him to write a Bible, or be sinned for Eternity. Oh wait, that's how it would go in your heads.
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