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I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 05:43 PM
Good afternoon brothers and sisters! I've been seeking out a refuge where I can further my education in on-going Christian matters and worship, and I hear LBC is second to none. I hope I will fit nicely here and do my best to contribute to this thriving Christian community. (:
God bless!
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 05:48 PM
Dear friend:
Tell us more about yourself and your faith. Which is your favorite verse from the King James Bible?
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 05:49 PM
Good luck on this site i'm sure you will make many friends.
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 05:55 PM
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Good luck on this site i'm sure you will make many friends.
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He'll make many friends here if he's a winner with JESUS! That goes for you too, jonesy!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Dear friend:
Tell us more about yourself and your faith. Which is your favorite verse from the King James Bible?
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Thank you for asking, Pastor.
I'm a devote Baptist, of course, and am currently attending Arlington Baptist College in Texas. I hope to graduate and marry my finance as soon as possible (he's rather technophobic, though I'm trying to get him to join LBC as well).
A favorite verse? Ah, that's very difficult, so many have touched me. However, I've found that whenever I am in doubt Proverbs 3:5 has helped me through: ' Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.'
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 06:01 PM
i would appreciate it you did not call me Jonesy. Thank you
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04-16-2008, 06:05 PM
That's a fine verse indeed. It must be nice to go to a college with like-minded Baptists.
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Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehjae
he's rather technophobic,
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Does that mean he hates queers?
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 06:35 PM
Hey, Jonesey, do you have any idea how many people come here and use that stupid picture of a Jesus figure as their avatar? This year? You think that's supposed to make us warm up to you?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 06:38 PM
No it means he doesn't like technology (or Robots).
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-16-2008, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Hey, Jonesey, do you have any idea how many people come here and use that stupid picture of a Jesus figure as their avatar? This year? You think that's supposed to make us warm up to you?
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That's right, Brother! And we can't tell if he's a boy or a girl, either!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-17-2008, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehjae
Good afternoon brothers and sisters! I've been seeking out a refuge where I can further my education in on-going Christian matters and worship, and I hear LBC is second to none. I hope I will fit nicely here and do my best to contribute to this thriving Christian community. (:
God bless!
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We would be interested in your opinion of C. H. Spurgeon’s views, expressed in The Sword and the Trowel for November 1887, for withdrawing from the Baptist Union. Had he really identified the heresy of Unitarianism?
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-17-2008, 12:40 PM
Welcome to Landover, Sister. It's good to hear that we have devout Godly, Baptist women to keep those godless liberals in the college system in line. You don't party do you? or drink excessively? or show your ankles? I cringe to think that such a Godly young woman could be corrupted by such things. Stay strong, Sister.
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Re: I'm pleased to be here! -
04-18-2008, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Rehjae
Thank you for asking, Pastor.
I'm a devote Baptist, of course, and am currently attending Arlington Baptist College in Texas. I hope to graduate and marry my finance as soon as possible (he's rather technophobic, though I'm trying to get him to join LBC as well).
A favorite verse? Ah, that's very difficult, so many have touched me. However, I've found that whenever I am in doubt Proverbs 3:5 has helped me through: 'Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.'
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Rehjae, are you aware that you speak of marrying your money?
Greed is a DEMON! Please refer to my signature line for a Spiritual Warfare prayer that you may say any time you feel the need.
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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