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Default I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 05:43 PM

Good afternoon brothers and sisters! I've been seeking out a refuge where I can further my education in on-going Christian matters and worship, and I hear LBC is second to none. I hope I will fit nicely here and do my best to contribute to this thriving Christian community. (:

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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 05:48 PM

Dear friend:

Tell us more about yourself and your faith. Which is your favorite verse from the King James Bible?


This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 05:49 PM

Good luck on this site i'm sure you will make many friends.


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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 05:55 PM

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Good luck on this site i'm sure you will make many friends.
He'll make many friends here if he's a winner with JESUS! That goes for you too, jonesy!


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


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Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 06:00 PM

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Tell us more about yourself and your faith. Which is your favorite verse from the King James Bible?
Thank you for asking, Pastor.

I'm a devote Baptist, of course, and am currently attending Arlington Baptist College in Texas. I hope to graduate and marry my finance as soon as possible (he's rather technophobic, though I'm trying to get him to join LBC as well).

A favorite verse? Ah, that's very difficult, so many have touched me. However, I've found that whenever I am in doubt Proverbs 3:5 has helped me through: 'Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.'
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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 06:01 PM

i would appreciate it you did not call me Jonesy. Thank you


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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 06:05 PM

That's a fine verse indeed. It must be nice to go to a college with like-minded Baptists.


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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 06:21 PM

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he's rather technophobic,
Does that mean he hates queers?
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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 06:35 PM

Hey, Jonesey, do you have any idea how many people come here and use that stupid picture of a Jesus figure as their avatar? This year? You think that's supposed to make us warm up to you?


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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 06:38 PM

No it means he doesn't like technology (or Robots).


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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-16-2008, 06:42 PM

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Hey, Jonesey, do you have any idea how many people come here and use that stupid picture of a Jesus figure as their avatar? This year? You think that's supposed to make us warm up to you?
That's right, Brother! And we can't tell if he's a boy or a girl, either!


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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-17-2008, 12:24 PM

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Good afternoon brothers and sisters! I've been seeking out a refuge where I can further my education in on-going Christian matters and worship, and I hear LBC is second to none. I hope I will fit nicely here and do my best to contribute to this thriving Christian community. (:

God bless!

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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-17-2008, 12:40 PM

Welcome to Landover, Sister. It's good to hear that we have devout Godly, Baptist women to keep those godless liberals in the college system in line. You don't party do you? or drink excessively? or show your ankles? I cringe to think that such a Godly young woman could be corrupted by such things. Stay strong, Sister.
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Default Re: I'm pleased to be here! - 04-18-2008, 02:24 AM

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Thank you for asking, Pastor.

I'm a devote Baptist, of course, and am currently attending Arlington Baptist College in Texas. I hope to graduate and marry my finance as soon as possible (he's rather technophobic, though I'm trying to get him to join LBC as well).

A favorite verse? Ah, that's very difficult, so many have touched me. However, I've found that whenever I am in doubt Proverbs 3:5 has helped me through: 'Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.'
Rehjae, are you aware that you speak of marrying your money?

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