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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
05-04-2014, 07:29 PM
For what reason is the word "Jew" spelled as it is here?
There are many sweet and precious Jewish babies that bring a twinkle to one's eye and a smile to one's face. My dear mama is quick to show my baby pictures to anyone - and oy does she go on and on about how quiet and easy I was. But you can't blame bagels for being tasty.
Is there some animosity between the Baptist religion and Judaism? G_d made us for His pleasure. G_d created us to glorify Him and to enjoy Him forever. We were created by Him and for Him. He did not need us because He was lonely or wanted someone to talk to. G_d is perfect and complete and has always been that way. We belong completely to Him. Because of that, we are to glorify Him in everything that we do. I hope my faith does not mean we cannot be friends.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
05-04-2014, 07:31 PM
Jesus was just surrounded by Jews and converting them with his new teachings based in Judaism. He taught people the CORRECT way of God. Only he could know what God really thought.
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
05-04-2014, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein
There are many sweet and precious Jewish babies that bring a twinkle to one's eye and a smile to one's face.
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This is what scares so many decent, honest Christians about Christ killers: their strange affections for little boys
Joo kills boy with his venom when he mouths it's penile member
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
05-04-2014, 09:21 PM
What are you talking about when you say "G_d"? It's "God". Say it! Not Jeedashdee
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
05-05-2014, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
What are you talking about when you say "G_d"? It's "God". Say it! Not Jeedashdee
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God is not piffleing language! G_d is a disgrace! God is proper. I was wondering why you said G_d instead of God. We are here to discuss God, so say his name properly please.
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
05-05-2014, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by jackjack99
...We are here to discuss God, so say his name properly please.
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But God's not His Name (it's more of a title).
Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
05-05-2014, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein
There are many sweet and precious Jewish babies that bring a twinkle to one's eye and a smile to one's face. My dear mama is quick to show my baby pictures to anyone - and oy does she go on and on about how quiet and easy I was. But you can't blame bagels for being tasty.
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I don't think bagels are tasty, to tell you the truth. I don't much care for ethnic food anyway. But the idea that Jewish babies may bring a twinkle to a mortal eye or a smile to a bubbe's face is irrelevant. The LORD Himself will not be swayed by innocent eyes or cherubic cheeks. The reality is that God cares not if a person is Jewish or Greek or anything like that (Galatians 3:28) so long as the child has confessed of his sins and accepted Jesus as his Lord and Savior (Romans 10:9). Otherwise, a cute button-nose will not save one from Eternal Damnation.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-13-2014, 09:09 PM
Jesus is a Jewish sounding name.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by XspazzboX
Jesus is a Jewish sounding name.
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Have you ever heard of any joos called 'Jesus'? No.
Have you ever heard of any joos called 'Cohen'? Yes. Heaps.
My case rests.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by XspazzboX
Jesus is a Jewish sounding name.
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Are you trying to pick a fight, retard? Because it is ON!!
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Have you ever heard of any joos called 'Jesus'? No.
Have you ever heard of any joos called 'Cohen'? Yes. Heaps.
My case rests.
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Do I look Jewish?
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Are you trying to pick a fight, retard? Because it is ON!!
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It's not possible to be Jewish and retarded at the same time. If I'm a retard I'm not Jewish. If I'm Jewish I'm not a retard.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 02:08 AM
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Do I look Jewish?
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Not at all. You look like a sweet young thing.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Not at all. You look like a sweet young thing.
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That's nice to hear. I guess I have no secretly Jewish ancestors after all.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by XspazzboX
It's not possible to be Jewish and retarded at the same time. If I'm a retard I'm not Jewish. If I'm Jewish I'm not a retard.
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Really?
Jesus hates liars! Proverbs 12:22
You've just secured your place in hell, slack-jaw.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Really?
Jesus hates liars! Proverbs 12:22
You've just secured your place in hell, slack-jaw.
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I was talking about ethnic Jews, not converts.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by XspazzboX
Jesus is a Jewish sounding name.
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It's a quite common name in Spain and Latin America. Are you suggesting that Spaniards and Indians are Jews?
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Originally Posted by XspazzboX
Do I look Jewish?
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Most Jews are white, and you look white. So yes.
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Originally Posted by XspazzboX
It's not possible to be Jewish and retarded at the same time. If I'm a retard I'm not Jewish. If I'm Jewish I'm not a retard.
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And I thought that your stereotyping could not go any lower...!
I was wrong, obviously.
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Originally Posted by XspazzboX
I was talking about ethnic Jews, not converts.
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How do you know this picture does not represent an "ethnic" Jew? Does he have like a secret coding in the design of his kippah?
Why do you have such a problem with Jews, anyway? Are you an Arab or something?
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga
It's a quite common name in Spain and Latin America. Are you suggesting that Spaniards and Indians are Jews?
Most Jews are white, and you look white. So yes.
And I thought that your stereotyping could not go any lower...!
I was wrong, obviously.
How do you know this picture does not represent an "ethnic" Jew? Does he have like a secret coding in the design of his kippah?
Why do you have such a problem with Jews, anyway? Are you an Arab or something?
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I don't have any problem with Jews. I have Jewish friends. I'm not an Arab either, I'm just Canadian.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-14-2014, 06:09 AM
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I don't have any problem with Jews. I have Jewish friends. I'm not an Arab either, I'm just Canadian.
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So (17 inane posts across multiple threads later) the important bits you've managed to elucidate are that you're Canadian and unsaved (and you seem to have problems with multiple ethnicities, but here that's whatever).
Are you going to do something about that or just keep complaining about irrelevancies?
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-21-2014, 02:19 AM
I wish hitler would come back to life and kill all the jews and gays.
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