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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2014, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bestman
Women Need Spanking
daily, they must be beaten.if not they are going to play the boss
whether they are going to be the slut ,
and they will no longer read the Bible ,so you have to beat your wife every day
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Well you're a bit of a pervert there, aren't you? When the OP talks about spanking the wife, he does so from the perspective of a True Christian™ man, and devout follower of Jesus. When you do it, you do so from the perspective of a sinner who likes to beat women into submission for your kinky roll playing games. Why do you hate women so much? You mother ignored you or something?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2014, 08:12 PM
I have seen that many women do not want to read the Bible
but act as if reading. Spanking
is needed if they do not listen to her husband if need every day beatings
the lord will cure her and make her Christian
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2014, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by bestman
I have seen that many women do not want to read the Bible
but act as if reading. Spanking
is needed if they do not listen to her husband if need every day beatings
the lord will cure her and make her Christian
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Then spank them with your Bible. Haven't you ever heard of osmosis?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 03:56 AM
I spank my wife every day so she can remember Jesus's pain, and God's wrath. She is thankful for it, even though it hurts. Once a person living down the block (he would've been banned from this church, he stuck his foot in the door and insisted on coming in. He was lucky I didnt grab my gun, once I was robbed, and I pumped the robber so full of lead, we had to use him as a pencil instead ) and when he saw me beating my wife with whatever was handy, this time a broom she had been sweeping with, he freaked. I pointed out that my wife wasn't a 'free thinker' (witch) and she behaved perfectly. His wife was the polar opposite, like a northerner to one of us southerners. He got real quiet after that, soon I might get him to convert and save his soul!
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Well you're a bit of a pervert there, aren't you? When the OP talks about spanking the wife, he does so from the perspective of a True Christian™ man, and devout follower of Jesus. When you do it, you do so from the perspective of a sinner who likes to beat women into submission for your kinky roll playing games. Why do you hate women so much? You mother ignored you or something?
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I have heard this can come from watching porn and masterbating as a child. Pray he will be saved by Jesus.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 08:22 AM
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I spank my wife every day so she can remember Jesus's pain, and God's wrath. She is thankful for it, even though it hurts. Once a person living down the block (he would've been banned from this church, he stuck his foot in the door and insisted on coming in. He was lucky I didnt grab my gun, once I was robbed, and I pumped the robber so full of lead, we had to use him as a pencil instead ) and when he saw me beating my wife with whatever was handy, this time a broom she had been sweeping with, he freaked. I pointed out that my wife wasn't a 'free thinker' (witch) and she behaved perfectly. His wife was the polar opposite, like a northerner to one of us southerners. He got real quiet after that, soon I might get him to convert and save his soul!
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 08:31 AM
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Then spank them with your Bible. Haven't you ever heard of osmosis?
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Never in the Bible !!
I'm still young and I have yet to find a woman.I will buy a whip and beat her if she does not do dependent right,women are subordinate to men,
Before you know it they're free thinking,
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Well you're a bit of a pervert there, aren't you? When the OP talks about spanking the wife, he does so from the perspective of a True Christian™ man, and devout follower of Jesus. When you do it, you do so from the perspective of a sinner who likes to beat women into submission for your kinky roll playing games. Why do you hate women so much? You mother ignored you or something?
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I know you have faith, and I know you are going to give my penalty points
but if you were my wife,I'll hit with a whip 4 weeks 24 hours to get out of your free thinking Also you will never have to read any books except the Bible , no Internet,
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by bestman
I know you have faith, and I know you are going to give my penalty points
but if you were my wife,I'll hit with a whip 4 weeks 24 hours to get out of your free thinking Also you will never have to read any books except the Bible , no Internet,
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Of course you'd like to. You're thinking of me sitting in your bedroom right now, all tied up, wearing just a little bit of leather, high spiky heels, and a red ball in my mouth maybe. Still it doesn't address the fact that disciplining a wife for Godly reasons isn't the same as beating her to satisfy sins of perversions.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Of course you'd like to. You're thinking of me sitting in your bedroom right now, all tied up, wearing just a little bit of leather, high spiky heels, and a red ball in my mouth maybe. Still it doesn't address the fact that disciplining a wife for Godly reasons isn't the same as beating her to satisfy sins of perversions.
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that's your fantasy Sister i am true believe in the lord , if you were my wife,I'll tie you up and beat you graces of God will
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 06:59 PM
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I'll tie you up and beat you graces of God will
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Your attempted spiritual cyber rape won't work on me.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-23-2014, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Your attempted spiritual cyber rape won't work on me.
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At my local church, we go a step further with women who own thoughts and do not listen carefully to the man, but why are you so against hitting women should be just listen for their large mouth which she often has nothing against the Bible says it should also
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-10-2014, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Of course you'd like to. You're thinking of me sitting in your bedroom right now, all tied up, wearing just a little bit of leather, high spiky heels, and a red ball in my mouth maybe. Still it doesn't address the fact that disciplining a wife for Godly reasons isn't the same as beating her to satisfy sins of perversions.
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Now sister Mary, how would you know of such things? Have you been watching pornography?
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-10-2014, 12:07 PM
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Now sister Mary, how would you know of such things? Have you been watching pornography?
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Friend, your accusation is beyond the pale. I can assure you that Mrs. Etheldreda is not a sexual deviant in ANY way whatsoever, as evidenced by her True Christian™ status.
Any so-called pornography that a True Christian™ possesses or distributes or shares or watches with other True Christians™ is SOLELY for the purpose of research.
In other words: KNOW YOUR ENEMY.
YiC,
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-11-2014, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Any so-called pornography that a True Christian™ possesses or distributes or shares or watches with other True Christians™ is SOLELY for the purpose of research.
In other words: KNOW YOUR ENEMY.
YiC,
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And speaking of; I have roughly 27 tetrabytes of Asian S&M research to share if anyone is interested in better understanding the Sleaze of the East.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-30-2014, 08:52 PM
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My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote.
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Is this a joke?
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-30-2014, 09:25 PM
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Is this a joke?
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As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting for an answer?
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-30-2014, 09:40 PM
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As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting for an answer?
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Thank you for your reply. Do you think the post is meant as a joke? Why would someone not want his wife to learn to read? Is that a standard perspective in this church? Doesn't that promote excessive vulnerability for his beloved should she find herself alone in the world (i.e. widowed, etc.)?
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I didn't notice this was a forum for men only. -
08-30-2014, 09:53 PM
Please accept my apology.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
08-30-2014, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MeekServant
...Why would someone not want his wife to learn to read?...
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From a strictly Biblical perspective, it's unnecessary (1 Corinthians 14:34-35), and could distract her from more important duties like childbearing (1 Timothy 2:15) and washing floors (Genesis 2:18).
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...Doesn't that promote excessive vulnerability for his beloved should she find herself alone in the world (i.e. widowed, etc.)?
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I'm sure that in that case the Pastors would look after her affairs properly, making sure her tithing status stays up-to-date, even if costs her every last cent she has to keep Jesus happy (Mark 12:42-44).
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