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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia Dentata
You'd better! I really don't know what's gotten into me lately.
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Are you there you insolent little cow? What do you see now? Has it changed? You may have to log out and log in again, and I can't guarantee that it has changed. I may have seen it differently as a UI because it was cached on my computer from when I was operating as Enobarbus.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 12:45 AM
Now she's wandered off and doesn't answer the question. What use is it trying to get any sense out of a bloody woman anyway. Particularly an uppity bitch like this one:
Notice how the following verse is repeated almost verbatim? It is emphasizing a profound truth:
Pro 21:9 [It is] better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
Pro 25:24 [It is] better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia Dentata
You'd better! I really don't know what's gotten into me lately.
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This confirms what we have all suspected: your husband is a soft wimp who's never thrashed you properly. A few decent thrashings and you would think twice about making silly paranoid accusations about people trying to make you look foolish.
I don't have to do anything to make you look foolish, you do it yourself by imaging foolishly that I am trying to make you look foolish when the idea has never crossed my mind.
Pro 10:13 In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod [is] for the back of him that is void of understanding.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Now she's wandered off and doesn't answer the question. What use is it trying to get any sense out of a bloody woman anyway.
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Once you get past irrational, moody, nit picking & emotional intability, they're not so bad. I would hate to think a woman is taking advantage of your good nature Pastor Eno.
Perhaps her husband should put a few bands of duct tape around her eyes for a couple of days to see if things improve.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
Once you get past irrational, moody, nit picking & emotional intability, they're not so bad. I would hate to think a woman is taking advantage of your good nature Pastor Eno.
Perhaps her husband should put a few bands of duct tape around her eyes for a couple of days to see if things improve.
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I'm sure that is a very good idea Brother. But I must say that were she my wife I would be thinking more in terms of a large number of bands of duct tape around her mouth for a couple of years. Plus a dog collar and a leash so she couldn't wander far. Covering her eyes for too long would prevent her working so efficiently.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 01:20 AM
In that case, thanks for helping me out! I know such kind of information isn't exactly appropriate in this Godly forum, but... menopause has not exactly been kind to me lately. Hopefully Gary will knock some sense into me tonight--lashings do tend to have that effect.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Pro 21:9 [It is] better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
Pro 25:24 [It is] better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.
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A brawling woman. In a wide house.
Double. A double-wide house?
Pastor, I do believe you've discovered Scriptural evidence that God hates trailer trash!
No longer must we speculate why tornadoes are drawn to trailer parks . . . it's right there! GLORY!
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia Dentata
In that case, thanks for helping me out! I know such kind of information isn't exactly appropriate in this Godly forum, but... menopause has not exactly been kind to me lately. Hopefully Gary will knock some sense into me tonight--lashings do tend to have that effect.
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May I ask, now that a setting has been altered, do you see images in these posts or links still? I don't see it from the same point of view as you, you understand -- different groups see things differently, you see. Admins and Mods have few restrictions while those who have just recently signed up do. But while you are not supposed to be able to upload images yet, you should be able to see them... I am not trying to make you look foolish, I am just asking for help.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 03:28 AM
Still links, I'm afraid. What could be causing this?
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia Dentata
Still links, I'm afraid. What could be causing this?
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You may need to purge your browser's cache, or perhaps you have failed to hit the Godly PayPal Button. The site knows, you see.
I'd suggest trying the Godly PayPal Button first.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 06:47 AM
The problem is simple. You have to become a True Christian to see images. Or at least a member of the church. So, get to posting and most importantly, TITHE!!!!
If you want to see the images and the light, that is.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Underwear 4 Britney? -
12-12-2006, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia Dentata
Still links, I'm afraid. What could be causing this?
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Perhaps Jesus just hates you?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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