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Default Theological doubt - 12-12-2006, 12:58 AM

Dear sister in Christ

After a long walk in this Godless land a revelation came, "that in this site thou shall find solace and Truth.

Yet doubt arises about certain topics, for it was writen

"Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

Thank you."

Have Godless and Liberal Sodom loving hakers entered this Christian haven?

For has not the LORD said


And he answered and said, Must I not take heed to speak that which the LORD hath put in my mouth? (numb 23:12)

Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil; neither shalt thou speak in a cause to decline after many to wrest judgment (exudus 23:2)

And here none can speak but with our LORD in his words, and should a word pass lips or fingers that the LORD sees false then it is clear that instant and fair justice arises.

But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die (Deut 18:20)

A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape. (prov 19:5)
A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish. (prov 19:9)

For that reason, for fear is the right hand of Godly love, has job uttered the words that any True Christian must heed:

"My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit." (job 27:4)

So doubt arose for if not uttered by True Christians then no explanation would be needed, no FAQ, no nothing, for any of those who would be better off not being conceived MUST suffer any and all punishements that a good Pastor conceives.

When I say unto the wicked, O wicked man, thou shalt surely die; if thou dost not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked man shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. (ezk 33:8)

And no saved True Christian could let himself be soilled by the sin of such impious heathens, may they burn in hell.

Waiting solace and reassurence.

Yours in Christ our Saviour
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Default Re: Theological doubt - 12-12-2006, 01:10 AM

Ok...you seem to be complaining that you have no rights; and then you accuse us of being liberal. Are you retarded or on drugs friend?

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Default Re: Theological doubt - 12-12-2006, 01:35 AM

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Ok...you seem to be complaining that you have no rights; and then you accuse us of being liberal. Are you retarded or on drugs friend?

Dean
It was simply mentioned that no explanation would be need for acts that would be fair and mandatory for thee.

"Bills of rights", even the mentioning of such concept, fail to fit the word of our Lord (more of a homer liberal habit that this one could place not in this forum other than by sabotage)

as for thy questions I would not soil even this worthless mortal coil for is it not written?

And thou wentest to the king with ointment, and didst increase thy perfumes, and didst send thy messengers far off, and didst debase thyself even unto hell. isa 57:20

and retard would be too great a gift for the lord to bestow upon me for has our Saviour not said?

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth Math 5:5

Yours in Christ
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Default Re: Theological doubt - 12-12-2006, 01:55 AM

Put simply, friend, this forum exists to engaged the Unsaved, and share the Infallible Word of God, explaining what the Bible really says, and the true nature of God's Divine Plans for humanity.

We provide outreach to those who are not currently worthy to attend services at Landover Baptist Church, as they are not True Christians™.

While open discussion and thoughtful debate are always welcomed, we do find that some people post here simply to be disruptful, or spam the forum with pornography and perverse, suggestive, or profane language. These people find their posting privileges (not rights) curtailed or revoked, and their posts edited to remove obscenity. It is toward these people that the good Pastor's strong statements are directed, so they are aware from the first that they are guests upon this forum and should behave as good guests do.

I hope that is clear.

Incidentally, good guests on Internet forums in general are expected to follow basic rules of grammar in their posting. Your meaning becomes obfuscated and your posts difficult to read if you ignore the rules of the English language.
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Default Re: Theological doubt - 12-12-2006, 02:04 AM

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privileges (not rights) curtailed or revoked, and their posts edited to remove obscenity.
I stand corrected. How the proper word renders things clear.


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Incidentally, good guests on Internet forums in general are expected to follow basic rules of grammar in their posting. Your meaning becomes obfuscated and your posts difficult to read if you ignore the rules of the English language.
I'm affraid almost a dozen years living between French "people" have made my english less than proper, nevertheless I shall, with GOD's help and thy guidance, try to correct my ways.
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