Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > False Religions and Cults
Reload this Page POLL: The Worst False Religion?
False Religions and Cults Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!

View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,661 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,544 9.97%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,204 20.40%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.18%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,556 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.72%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 238 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.96%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,919 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 830 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 9 0.04%
Voters: 25505. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1441)
Old
Lauren the drunken mick's Avatar
Lauren the drunken mick Lauren the drunken mick is offline
Unsaved trash, papist turd
 

Cathlick

 
Posts: 46
Join Date: Mar 2014
Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-12-2014, 08:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
Hmm, who should I believe: the dictionary, or some anonymous guy on the internets...?

verb: respect
admire (someone or something) deeply, as a result of their abilities, qualities, or achievements.
synonyms: esteem, admire, think highly of, have a high opinion of, hold in high regard, hold in (high) esteem, look up to, revere, reverence, honor.

Not the same thing as worship
Reply With Quote
(#1442)
Old
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is offline
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 Stamp of Approval Anti-sodomy Pancake Dinner Vickers Pastor Ezekiel Heaven Bound TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Cup of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Life

 
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-12-2014, 08:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
Ever heard of the Assumption of Mary?
Yeah, according to the cracker-crunchers she went to Heaven around, oh, 1950. I bet she was putting out a powerful odor by then!



Yours in Christ (NOT EASY-BAKE OVEN MARY),

Z. Smyth


Reply With Quote
(#1443)
Old
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is offline
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 Stamp of Approval Anti-sodomy Pancake Dinner Vickers Pastor Ezekiel Heaven Bound TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Cup of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Life

 
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-12-2014, 08:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
verb: respect
admire (someone or something) deeply, as a result of their abilities, qualities, or achievements.
synonyms: esteem, admire, think highly of, have a high opinion of, hold in high regard, hold in (high) esteem, look up to, revere, reverence, honor.

Not the same thing as worship
Hey, I respect Rush Limbaugh but I don't pray to a statue of him.



Reply With Quote
(#1444)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-12-2014, 08:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Attila's Wife View Post
Typo for she was? Or do you really believe her to be immortal?
Catholics believe Mary never died, and was instead swooped up into Heaven on some solid cloud-lift. Apparently her human body was super-fortified to withstand the otherwise deadly change in pressure and temperature in space as she supposedly floated up, up, and away. According to the papists, she has the supernatural ability to hear, listen, and answer the prayers of the faithful, as well as animate her bleeding face all over superstitious, impoverished, and gullible communities throughout the Third World. At one point, she was bumped out of popularity by "Padre Pio," the masochistic priest who burned the skin and meat off his hands with carbolic acid in order to put on a good show for the gullible.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#1445)
Old
Attila's Wife's Avatar
Attila's Wife Attila's Wife is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Most Obedient True Christian™ True Christian Lady Best stoning bucket Touched by Jesus True Christian Beauty Ex-eurotrash Real American™ In Love With Zeke One Year/1000 posts Hands Off

 
Posts: 1,941
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: With Jesus
Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-12-2014, 09:11 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Catholics believe Mary never died, and was instead swooped up into Heaven on some solid cloud-lift. Apparently her human body was super-fortified to withstand the otherwise deadly change in pressure and temperature in space as she supposedly floated up, up, and away. According to the papists, she has the supernatural ability to hear, listen, and answer the prayers of the faithful, as well as animate her bleeding face all over superstitious, impoverished, and gullible communities throughout the Third World. At one point, she was bumped out of popularity by "Padre Pio," the masochistic priest who burned the skin and meat off his hands with carbolic acid in order to put on a good show for the gullible.
Wow, Sister! Just - er - wow! How can they believe this rubbish? It makes me glad that I was not raised a Fenian.


2 Timothy 3:16

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


Reply With Quote
(#1446)
Old
Lauren the drunken mick's Avatar
Lauren the drunken mick Lauren the drunken mick is offline
Unsaved trash, papist turd
 

Cathlick

 
Posts: 46
Join Date: Mar 2014
Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:05 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Catholics believe Mary never died, and was instead swooped up into Heaven on some solid cloud-lift. Apparently her human body was super-fortified to withstand the otherwise deadly change in pressure and temperature in space as she supposedly floated up, up, and away. According to the papists, she has the supernatural ability to hear, listen, and answer the prayers of the faithful, as well as animate her bleeding face all over superstitious, impoverished, and gullible communities throughout the Third World. At one point, she was bumped out of popularity by "Padre Pio," the masochistic priest who burned the skin and meat off his hands with carbolic acid in order to put on a good show for the gullible.
No no no. You've got it all wrong. We do believe she died, but when she died her body and soul was lifted up into heaven. And, what you were saying about her being able to withstand the deadly pressure, etc., well, God can do anything, even defy pressure change, etc. God is stronger than anything. The comment about Padre Pio is false. He really had what is known as the stigmata. Some people that despised him falsely accused him of putting carbolic acid on himself to get those wounds instead of it being the stigmata. It was later verified by the Catholic Church that he indeed had the stigmata, so whatever you've heard about him putting the carbolic acid on himself, it's false.


Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
Reply With Quote
(#1447)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,450
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
No no no. You've got it all wrong. We do believe she died, but when she died her body and soul was lifted up into heaven. And, what you were saying about her being able to withstand the deadly pressure, etc., well, God can do anything, even defy pressure change, etc. God is stronger than anything. The comment about Padre Pio is false. He really had what is known as the stigmata. Some people that despised him falsely accused him of putting carbolic acid on himself to get those wounds instead of it being the stigmata. It was later verified by the Catholic Church that he indeed had the stigmata, so whatever you've heard about him putting the carbolic acid on himself, it's false.
And all of that is based on what? The Bible? No, some guys in dresses with funny hats in Rome.

Why don't you trust Jesus? If He exists, He's probably pretty sad about it.


Reply With Quote
(#1448)
Old
Lauren the drunken mick's Avatar
Lauren the drunken mick Lauren the drunken mick is offline
Unsaved trash, papist turd
 

Cathlick

 
Posts: 46
Join Date: Mar 2014
Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:20 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
And all of that is based on what? The Bible? No, some guys in dresses with funny hats in Rome.

Why don't you trust Jesus? If He exists, He's probably pretty sad about it.
Lol. You act more like one of them than an atheist.


Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
Reply With Quote
(#1449)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Glory GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Saved from Communism

 
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:21 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
It was later verified by the Catholic Church that he indeed had the stigmata, so whatever you've heard about him putting the carbolic acid on himself, it's false.
Riiiight, because inside investigation is always correct, therefore independent investigation must be false.

Reply With Quote
(#1450)
Old
Lauren the drunken mick's Avatar
Lauren the drunken mick Lauren the drunken mick is offline
Unsaved trash, papist turd
 

Cathlick

 
Posts: 46
Join Date: Mar 2014
Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
Riiiight, because inside investigation is always correct, therefore independent investigation must be false.

Actually, his superiors were trying to find something false about him but they couldn't.


Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
Reply With Quote
(#1451)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,450
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
Actually, his superiors were trying to find something false about him but they couldn't.
So when the Mafia announces that they're all "legitimate business men" based on their own internal audits...


Reply With Quote
(#1452)
Old
Lauren the drunken mick's Avatar
Lauren the drunken mick Lauren the drunken mick is offline
Unsaved trash, papist turd
 

Cathlick

 
Posts: 46
Join Date: Mar 2014
Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:33 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
So when the Mafia announces that they're all "legitimate business men" based on their own internal audits...
Explain what point you're trying to prove to me.


Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
Reply With Quote
(#1453)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Glory GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Saved from Communism

 
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
Riiiight, because inside investigation is always correct, therefore independent investigation must be false.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
Actually, his superiors were trying to find something false about him but they couldn't.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
So when the Mafia announces that they're all "legitimate business men" based on their own internal audits...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
Explain what point you're trying to prove to me.
Reply With Quote
(#1454)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:41 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
No no no. You've got it all wrong. We do believe she died, but when she died her body and soul was lifted up into heaven.
Interestingly, your priests are silent on this matter. I say she didn't. You say she did. The catechism says only, "Finally the Immaculate Virgin, preserved free from all stain of original sin, when the course of her earthly life was finished, was taken up body and soul into heavenly glory, and exalted by the Lord as Queen over all things....(966).

Whoever wrote this GooseBumps worthy account suggests the Apostles were poofed back to life in Israel when Mary was ready to die. And then Christ Himself descended upon them, with a multitude of angels, and took her soul Himself. That this account is diametrically opposed to the Biblical prophesy of Christ's second coming (Matthew 24:30; Titus 2:13; Revelation 19:11–16) clearly moves no Catholic theologian to conceive the fact that this foolish tale should never have been the foundation of the dogma of the Assumption.

Oh, and by the way, the story says that "all who were there present fell on their faces, as the apostles fell when Christ transfigured Himself before them on Mount Thabor, and for a whole hour and a half no one was able to rise. But when the light went away, and at the same time with the light itself, the soul of the blessed virgin Mary was taken up into heaven with psalms, and hymns, and songs of songs. And as the cloud went up the whole earth shook, and in one moment all the inhabitants of Jerusalem openly saw the departure of St. Mary."

The lack of all corroboration from any inhabitant of Jerusalem clearly bothers no Catholic theologian as well. They are so used to making things up it doesn't even cross their minds to ponder how goofy it sounds. She never died; yes she did. Her body was taken by Christ; no, her dead body, wrapped in linen floated up through the tomb and into the sky and beyond. Hey, let's throw in Pegasus and Link, too!

Catholics will believe anything.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#1455)
Old
Aaliyah's Avatar
Aaliyah Aaliyah is offline
Forum Member, Repenting jewess
Forum Member
 
Posts: 28
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Spinning my dreidel
Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 12:58 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
Explain what point you're trying to prove to me.
Well, Catlicks are known to lie to serve their own ends so any internal investigation done by them will naturally just be yet another papist lie perpetuated by false priests.

Unless their investigation was done by the scripture of God's Word (KJV1611), then their lies are worth less then the toilet paper they print their false bibles on which have been added to despite scripture telling them not to.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

We don't believe in the word of false priests here, only the Word which has been inspired (but not interpreted!) by God.


1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
(#1456)
Old
Lauren the drunken mick's Avatar
Lauren the drunken mick Lauren the drunken mick is offline
Unsaved trash, papist turd
 

Cathlick

 
Posts: 46
Join Date: Mar 2014
Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 01:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaliyah View Post
Well, Catlicks are known to lie to serve their own ends so any internal investigation done by them will naturally just be yet another papist lie perpetuated by false priests.

Unless their investigation was done by the scripture of God's Word (KJV1611), then their lies are worth less then the toilet paper they print their false bibles on which have been added to despite scripture telling them not to.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

We don't believe in the word of false priests here, only the Word which has been inspired (but not interpreted!) by God.
You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.


Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
Reply With Quote
(#1457)
Old
Aaliyah's Avatar
Aaliyah Aaliyah is offline
Forum Member, Repenting jewess
Forum Member
 
Posts: 28
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Spinning my dreidel
Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Aaliyah has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 01:07 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.
The Catholic "Church" has been ruined for a lot longer than the 1950's! It was ruined from the moment they started worshiping Mary and other false idols (because apparently 1 Corinthians 10:14 means nothing to them) and was even further ruined when they added the deuterocanonical books (because, once again, scripture means little to them Revelation 22:18).

You don't have to tell us lies about the KGB, papist turd. You're the ones who ruined your own religion.


1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Reply With Quote
(#1458)
Old
Lauren the drunken mick's Avatar
Lauren the drunken mick Lauren the drunken mick is offline
Unsaved trash, papist turd
 

Cathlick

 
Posts: 46
Join Date: Mar 2014
Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 01:11 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaliyah View Post
The Catholic "Church" has been ruined for a lot longer than the 1950's! It was ruined from the moment they started worshiping Mary and other false idols (because apparently 1 Corinthians 10:14 means nothing to them) and was even further ruined when they added the deuterocanonical books (because, once again, scripture means little to them Revelation 22:18).

You don't have to tell us lies about the KGB, papist turd. You're the ones who ruined your own religion.
Lol!! You crack me up. We don't worship Mary first of all.
We honor and respect her because she is the Mother of God.


Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
Reply With Quote
(#1459)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Glory GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Saved from Communism

 
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 01:15 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.
Are the KGB agents also raping boys, and the priests are the innocent victims, too?



Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick View Post
Lol!! You crack me up. We don't worship Mary first of all.
We honor and respect her because she is the Mother of God.
Wrong, as I proved to you already in this post.

You sound like a broken record, sweetie.
Reply With Quote
(#1460)
Old
Lauren the drunken mick's Avatar
Lauren the drunken mick Lauren the drunken mick is offline
Unsaved trash, papist turd
 

Cathlick

 
Posts: 46
Join Date: Mar 2014
Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Lauren the drunken mick is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 03-13-2014, 01:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
Are the KGB agents also raping boys, and the priests are the innocent victims, too?





Wrong, as I proved to you already in this post.

You sound like a broken record, sweetie.
Lol. You all are misunderstanding everything, but I wish you the best.


Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
buddha is a fat satanist, catholics are not christians, christ-killing joos, false christians, fsm:unholy noodle cult, goths will burn in hell, hindus and their monkey gods, jehovah's witlesses, mormons are lying cultists, polls, seventh day adventist cult, shinto: karate for stupids, vampires zombies and witches

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved