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Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 05-17-2007, 11:29 AM

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Because Satan had nothing to do with 911. It was the doing of Bushco, et al. I am not stupid. You are just ignorant of the truth. Not my problem you choose to live in blindness, but please do get enlightened.
Praise Jesus! Once again He works to destroy the liberal extremists by filling their heads with false ideas. If they just concentrated on the thousands and thousands of deaths that Bush actually is responsible for, they might stand a chance of getting people to listen to them, but instead Jesus, in His infinite wisdom, chooses to make them babble on about nonsensical and unprovable conspiracy theories, thus meaning that no-one takes them seriously! Praise!
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Ugh. All these Bible verses. On second that, maybe I cannot handle True Christianity. I am going to explore other options. See!! This is what happens when Baptwists try to convert normal people!
Praise!
Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

The truth of GOD's word is proven once again!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 01-30-2015, 12:15 PM

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Dear Lord! I wonder if this might be some kind of Stinko De Mayo prank. Anyway, I think your belief in reincarnation will go just fine with Cathylicking . . . and I'm sure when you reincarnate, you will become one of these for Satan's cavalcade of sexual perversions. As for your last statement, those mooslums are trying to take our oil and that's enough reason to kill all of them!
Wrong WE are trying to take their oil. Really the Middle East is rich in oil whereas oil in the U.S. is depleting.
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Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 01-30-2015, 12:20 PM

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Wrong WE are trying to take their oil. Really the Middle East is rich in oil whereas oil in the U.S. is depleting.
Do you honestly believe Jesus would let America run out of oil?



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Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 01-30-2015, 01:46 PM

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Wrong WE are trying to take their oil. Really the Middle East is rich in oil whereas oil in the U.S. is depleting.
You really do hate America, don't you?

What are you some Iraqi sympathiser?

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Wrong WE are trying to take their oil. Really the Middle East is rich in oil whereas oil in the U.S. is depleting.
But...there is just sand. Perfect place for cats.
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But...there is just sand. Perfect place for cats.
Well I applude you people for partaking in Americas most dangerous weapon; patriotism. However patriotism comes at a cost of ignorance. Now i didn't say we were stealing it no we are manipulating them to give it to us. And what the hell does Jesus have to do with America. Jesus loves the world not just one country.
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Well I applude you people for partaking in Americas most dangerous weapon; patriotism. However patriotism comes at a cost of ignorance. Now i didn't say we were stealing it no we are manipulating them to give it to us. And what the hell does Jesus have to do with America. Jesus loves the world not just one country.
Nonsense. Jesus loves those who first love and obey Him.

He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me:
and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.
John 14:21




It just so happens that most of these people live in, and inspire, these Great United States.

Some trust in chariots, and some in horses:
but we will remember the name of the Lord our God.
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Wrong WE are trying to take their oil. Really the Middle East is rich in oil whereas oil in the U.S. is depleting.

God has made America rich with oil. We have more than the Arabs, but we should take theirs, too. They don't know what to do with it and they are plenty rich already. You must live far from civilization to not know that we have more oil than they do.


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Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 01-31-2015, 02:26 AM

True I isolate myself but that still doesn't give Americans the right to take what isn't theirs and the Arabs do know what to do with the oil.
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True I isolate myself but that still doesn't give Americans the right to take what isn't theirs and the Arabs do know what to do with the oil.

Of course it does, fool. God has given us their oil. The Arabs just sell the oil and keep the money, like the grubby Jews they thirst to smite. Our destiny is to rule over them and bring them Jesus and democracy. Theirs is to be grateful to God for sparing some of them.


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Hey ya'll. I am in the process of converting to Catholicism and am just curious as to your opinions (maybe).

I'm also a believer in Reincarnation, as it is the only thing that can level the playing field in terms of the killing spree that Bush, et al have embarked on. Those Iraqis sure never asked to be bombed to smithereens. It's sinful.

You all should know that in the early church of Christ the gnostics did embrace Reincarnation.

Another reason to convert to Catholicism is because it's not exactly like being a Baptist. I had a miserable childhood and I credit much of it to my mother, who incidentally was raised a Baptist before converting to Lutheranism, which is REALLY boring. At least Catholics have fun.
I sure would like to kick your ass.


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Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 01-31-2015, 04:57 AM

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I sure would like to kick your ass.
In Jesus' name.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm new, how many reincarnation believers out there? - 01-31-2015, 04:58 AM

Amen!


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