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Religions that can be bought and sold -
03-19-2015, 10:52 AM
So a slope of the female variety decided to murder her white husband for his money. She borrowed money and used it to pay her maid's boyfriend to kill her husband. She was found out. Now, this murdering slope was apparently a mooselimb. Under mooselimb law she can't benefit from murdering her husband. But she can under hindoo law. So now, she's claiming to be a hindoo. Which doesn't make much sense, as she may well get the death sentence for the murder.
Now, I can't imagine a True Christian™ ever changing religion for monetary benefit. Jesus should not be bought or sold. But apparently Mohammed can be sold and the 8 limbed hindoo Kali can be bought.
1Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows
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Re: Religions that can be bought and sold -
03-19-2015, 11:24 AM
I don't really understand this story, Brother Jim. If she paid her maid's boyfriend to kill her husband, then she isn't a murderer is she? That would be like saying that when my husband paid for the pest control people to deal with the infestation in Mrs Hun's London house (don't ask!), that made him a rodent disposal operative.
It seems odd, though, that in Balli there is one law for the Mooslim and another for the Hindoo. Are there yet more laws for Joos and Buddhites and so on? It must all get very confusing.
And what about the Christians? How can our people possibly obey 1 Peter 2:13-14 if every ordinance of man is so varied and unpredictable?
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Re: Religions that can be bought and sold -
03-19-2015, 11:35 AM
Brother Farmer,
While True Christianity is not for sale for money (but we tithe happily to maintain the Godly order of our Church®), I would still suggest for this Ornamental Lady to repent and get a Baptism as soon as feasible. While a change from one false cult into another can provide the widow some financial security, True Christianity™ could provide her (if she's experienced childbirth) Spiritual Security and a chance for heaven.
2 Corinthians 7:10
For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death.
The irrationality of these people who grasp for tangible money instead of a slight chance for salvation is beyond me.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Religions that can be bought and sold -
03-19-2015, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I don't really understand this story, Brother Jim. If she paid her maid's boyfriend to kill her husband, then she isn't a murderer is she? That would be like saying that when my husband paid for the pest control people to deal with the infestation in Mrs Hun's London house (don't ask!), that made him a rodent disposal operative.
It seems odd, though, that in Balli there is one law for the Mooslim and another for the Hindoo. Are there yet more laws for Joos and Buddhites and so on? It must all get very confusing.
And what about the Christians? How can our people possibly obey 1 Peter 2:13-14 if every ordinance of man is so varied and unpredictable?
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I don't think anyone understands Indonesian law. In 2002 some mooselimb terrorists bombed a nightclub in Bali killing 202 sinners nearly half of whom were Australians. Most of the bombers have finished their prison sentences and are now out free to bomb again. Meanwhile, 2 slopes who claim Australian citizenship (one of whom is a Christian and has accepted Jesus into his life while in prison) are due to be executed in the next couple of days for drug smuggling in a country where drugs can be had on any street corner.
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Re: Religions that can be bought and sold -
03-19-2015, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
Meanwhile, 2 slopes who claim Australian citizenship (one of whom is a Christian and has accepted Jesus into his life while in prison) are due to be executed in the next couple of days for drug smuggling in a country where drugs can be had on any street corner.
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Yes, it is sad that drugs are so readily available in your nation. But I wouldn't worry about the slope, who is no doubt a False Christian as well as a False Australian, Brother. I hear that they are even using children as smugglers, which is quite unfair as lads like this one are too young to be Saved.
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Re: Religions that can be bought and sold -
03-19-2015, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Yes, it is sad that drugs are so readily available in your nation. But I wouldn't worry about the slope, who is no doubt a False Christian as well as a False Australian, Brother. I hear that they are even using children as smugglers, which is quite unfair as lads like this one are too young to be Saved.
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Ah, yes. So many slopes in Austria now. I fear that the time is not too far away when they will outnumber white people. But until that happens, drugs will remain illegal. When I said above that drugs could be had on every street corner, I meant in Indonesia, not Austria.
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Re: Religions that can be bought and sold -
03-20-2015, 02:48 AM
Let this be a lesson to all of you. Don't trust foreigners!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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