[Bob4God]

While the rest of the world may view dropping your pants and taking a dump on a busy downtown sidewalk to be a rancid public indecency, we Christians know that we are to pay no attention to society's norms. Society's norms are perverted, and lead to things like acceptance of homosexuality and abortion.

Instead, we follow GOD's instructions for our lives in the Bible. That's why I don't mind squatting on a street corner or soft, grassy patch of public property to relieve myself when the urge hits.

If I was doing this in my own way by my own rules, yes, it would be disgusting, but I am doing it in accordance with the Bible:

And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee. -Deuteronomy 23:13-14

It is an established fact that GOD ALMIGHTY, our Creator and Savior, strides the Earth with us, and He does not want to step in our poop.

GOD commands His people to carry shovels or paddles with which to bury their feces after they have deposited a fresh loaf on the ground. That's why I keep a dustpan which can easily attach to the barrel of the .12 gauge shotgun I keep in my car.

Though I have to advise you from personal experience: Be careful not to accidentally pull the trigger while burying your feces. The results are very unpleasant.

If you keep your poop scoop in the car like me, you may want to find a public drinking fountain to wash it off before storing it after each use. GOD is our co-pilot, and He surely doesn't want the air in the car being fouled up.

Once your Christian poops have been safely buried where JESUS cannot see them or step in them, you are free to go about your business!

Never let it be said that the timeless lessons of scripture are no longer applicable to modern life!

[Witch Hammer]

Godly post, brother...magnificent advice. How awesome is our Lord, that He takes the time to remind us to bury our shame, lest He plant His foot in it!! Glory!!

[BelieverInGod]

Okay, is there anyway to pass this information onto the liebral homer scum?

We thought a nice "island hopping" vacation up the Juan de Fuca straight and every island was covered in human feces. We wouldn't even disembark.

I guess the locals consider this "natural" and "normal" since the bears do it. Or they just enjoy the smell of each otheres feces so much they leave it as markings for each other.

I mean if they can't shovel and bury in the bush, what are they doing in their own cities?


Oh and another disgusting habit, the left coast homers play in.

http://www.canada.com/story.html?id=...8-0ee4f44da6a2

Vancouver Island school defends spraying human-waste byproduct



NANAIMO — Malaspina University-College wants local cyclists to know that the smelly human waste biosolid sprayed in the forested area of its property poses no health hazards for anyone using the area for recreational use.



May 6, 2008



NANAIMO — Malaspina University-College wants local cyclists to know that the smelly human waste biosolid sprayed in the forested area of its property poses no health hazards for anyone using the area for recreational use.

The college’s forestry program sprays biosolid — a mixture of treated human waste, water, sand, nutrients and organic matter — to improve forest growth.

Signs are posted warning the public to not eat any of the vegetation for at least two years after the biosolid is applied.

Forestry program staff stressed Monday that all precautions have been taken to ensure safety for everyone visiting or living in the area.

Cyclists in the area worry that the chemicals in the air could be harmful to them once the material is disturbed by the heavy traffic use.

Though most of the trails are on Malaspina property, cyclists and other off-road motorists have long used the area for recreation.

Robyn Dutton of Arrowsmith Bikes said the majority of his clientele visit the area several times a week.

“A lot of people are concerned about their health as that stuff gets kicked up in the air,” he said. “I understand why they have to spray it. I would prefer they didn’t, but I think it would just ease a lot of people’s minds if we knew that it isn’t a threat to anyone’s health.”

The school uses its forests for student research, but many of their forest sites lack nutrients, which severely limits tree growth.

No wonder there's so many homers there, every child out there is constantly breathing human feces! By the time they're grown up, they're addicted to the stuff!

[markjosol]

bears do it. Or they just enjoy the smell of each otheres feces so much they leave it as markings for each other.

I mean if they can't shovel and bury in the bush, what are they doing in their own cities?
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