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is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
11-20-2011, 04:01 AM
Is abortion okay for my daughter? My slutty daughter fornicated with a negro and i really dont want a monkey in my house, nor do i want a mix between a human and a monkey in my house
I contacted my local pastor(who has direct ties to Landover) about it, and he said its fine and that he will do it with pleasure.
The pastors abortion equipment is the following:
- a dagger
- a pair of pliers
- 2 fishing hooks
- a corkscrew
- a fishing wire (to stitch up the wound with)
She will not be asleep or sedated during the abortion, she will be awake all the time and she will feel everything, we will have to chain her to the pastors home-made abortion chair as she actually wants the half breed monkey to be born, i told her that i dont want any more animals in my house so its all her own fault
Is this okay? This is very urgent, i have booked time on wednesday, and i have the chance to cancel it until tuesday
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
11-20-2011, 05:14 AM
We are opposed to abortion here at Landover Baptist.
I am not sure who your pastor is who has "direct ties" to us, but you had better supply us his name so we can figure out just what is going on around here.
As far as your problem is concerned, I think that the best course of action is to simply disown your daughter.
If she is a depraved harlot with a lust for African sausage, she can just go peddle her wares on a street somewhere.
For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. - Ephesians 5:5
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
11-20-2011, 05:43 AM
According to the Bible, there is exceptions
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11-20-2011, 05:48 AM
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
11-20-2011, 05:55 AM
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"The Son of Man will go just as it is written about him. But woe to that man who betrays the Son of Man! It would be better for him if he had not been born." -Matthew 26:24
I think its better off that this half breed isnt born
"may he make thy thigh to rot, and may thy belly swell and burst asunder. Let the cursed water enter into thy belly, and may thy womb swell and they thigh rot." Numbers 5:21-22
Her husband that i forced her to marry, will of course be with us at the abortion.
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
11-20-2011, 05:58 AM
The pastors name is John Flint, who arrived here as a Landover missionary for 10 years ago.
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
11-20-2011, 06:03 AM
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The pastors name is John Flint, who arrived here as a Landover missionary for 10 years ago.
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Flint you say? My name is Pastor Ezekiel Flint, and my father is Pastor Lamentations Flint, but I don't think I've ever heard of a John Flint.
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
11-20-2011, 06:12 AM
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Flint you say? My name is Pastor Ezekiel Flint, and my father is Pastor Lamentations Flint, but I don't think I've ever heard of a John Flint.
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His full name is Pastor Deuteronomy Flint, but most of us just calls him John, which was his nickname when he arrived here when we couldnt speak Real Biblical American language, but he hates to be called John, i always call him Pastor Deuteronomy Flint when i talk to him as thats his real name, i know for sure that he follows the King James Bible literally
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
12-01-2011, 02:53 AM
You really should disown her, she is a disgrace in front of Gods eyes. Abortion is forbidden, so that is out of order... How about stoning her, or the monkey child?
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
12-01-2011, 02:56 AM
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You really should disown her, she is a disgrace in front of Gods eyes. Abortion is forbidden, so that is out of order... How about stoning her, or the monkey child?
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
12-01-2011, 07:03 AM
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His full name is Pastor Deuteronomy Flint, but most of us just calls him John, which was his nickname when he arrived here when we couldnt speak Real Biblical American language, but he hates to be called John, i always call him Pastor Deuteronomy Flint when i talk to him as thats his real name, i know for sure that he follows the King James Bible literally
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Deuteronomy Flint? I'm well acquainted with Pastor Ezekiel Flint and have heard inspiring tales of his father Lamentations Flint. I even know of Leviticus Flint. I've never heard of Deuteronomy Flint, however, is he a relation of our fine Pastor?
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
12-02-2011, 08:19 PM
So, what did it all ended with? Did you disove her, did you let her get a abortion?
I belive its important that you follow up, as this can be helpfull for the future, incase other people ends up in this situation (I pray that this wont hapend to anyone)
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
12-13-2011, 02:51 AM
My first thought is that a child and a Negri is a slave and controlled by you. I may be wrong through.
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
07-23-2014, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Proud Faroese
Is abortion okay for my daughter? My slutty daughter fornicated with a negro and i really dont want a monkey in my house, nor do i want a mix between a human and a monkey in my house
I contacted my local pastor(who has direct ties to Landover) about it, and he said its fine and that he will do it with pleasure.
The pastors abortion equipment is the following:
- a dagger
- a pair of pliers
- 2 fishing hooks
- a corkscrew
- a fishing wire (to stitch up the wound with)
She will not be asleep or sedated during the abortion, she will be awake all the time and she will feel everything, we will have to chain her to the pastors home-made abortion chair as she actually wants the half breed monkey to be born, i told her that i dont want any more animals in my house so its all her own fault
Is this okay? This is very urgent, i have booked time on wednesday, and i have the chance to cancel it until tuesday
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yes kill the Bastart child
tell your whole story,But I'm already no your husband has not beaten enough therefore why your daughter is a Negro slut your husband is guilty
care for your child,and beat her every day with the whip a year that will teach her to go with a nigro
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Re: is it okay to make an abortion on my daughter? -
08-08-2014, 08:19 PM
Your daughter is a witch, and should be burned at the stake. Kill that whore before she contaminates the world with her devil offspring!
Perhaps you can still save her soul if you can make her confess her sins. Using severe torture might be the only way.
God be with you brother.
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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