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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-22-2008, 12:09 PM

Whether or not I'm "better" than the mooselimbs, in whatever sense you mean, the fact remains that I am saved, while they are not. I worship the true God in the way that He intends. They believe in that pack of lies known as the Unholy Qur'an, which cannot be true because it contradicts the Bible.


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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-22-2008, 12:16 PM

Atheism is a ridicules belief. When you consider the human perspective on the universe, how little you know, the minute glimpse of what exists you have (nothing smaller then the quantum world, nothing larger then an idea of a collection of galaxies, with no proof they are the ends of both extremes), nothing outside of the world of cause and effect, time and space, how can you possibly think you know 100% that there is no "god". You understand less then 000000000000000000000.1% of the universe, yet you believe, randomly that there is no god. Nice guess?

Luckily someone came and told us the truth, he was God, he wrote all that needed to be known in the Bible. He warned us against muslims and the like in that book too.
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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-22-2008, 12:42 PM

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Would you run into a Muslim school with a bomb on your chest for a passage into heaven?
Do you think we're some kind of random hit and miss barbarians like the mudslums? We'd press a button from twenty miles away and take out the whole neighbourhood with a missile.
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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-22-2008, 12:54 PM

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The writer was spewing ideas out of his ass like diarrhea.
Wow, potty mouth, potty mouth -

We need not die for Jesus, He died (temporarily) for us. We also have no need of 72 virgins each, we have Godly wives to service serve us while we are here....

You knucklehead! Don't you know anything??


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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-22-2008, 01:18 PM

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Muslim terrorists are bent on one goal: eliminating western culture.
Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.
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Now, not ALL muslims are terrorists.


God disagrees. A True Christian will see apostate religions, heathens and atheists as potential terrorists Just think! One order from Satan to his minions of evil and God’s Creation could become ashes in a surprise attack. However. as Our Father in Heaven, God sees to it that His sons and daughters are protected.

Isa:13:13: Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.
Isa:13:14: And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.
Isa:13:15: Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.
Isa:13:16: Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.
Isa:13:17: Behold, I will stir up the Medes against them, which shall not regard silver; and as for gold, they shall not delight in it.
Isa:13:18: Their bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eye shall not spare children.
Isa:13:19: And Babylon, the glory of kingdoms, the beauty of the Chaldees' excellency, shall be as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah.

This is how God deals with worshippers of false Gods and people who upset Him – He, in His Infinite Mercy and Sagacity, wipes them all out, man, woman and child. He does this because He knows that peace is proportional to the number of people you kill. And this is Godly, Praise!

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But the extremists want Christianity and all other religions dead. Sound familiar?
Yes, this is the constant threat of the islamofascist jihadists – they may look like reasonable people going about their daily chores but beneath is a seething malevolence against all things Godly and American!





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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-22-2008, 02:33 PM

There's a silly Muslim lady that lives down the street from our Baptist Church here in Corn Null.

Some of the neighborhood kids like to run up behind her and rip off that stupid sheet she wears on her head and toss it back and fourth. It is kind of funny to watch her fly into a panic. One thing I've noticed about those brown folks is that, no matter WHAT mood they're in, it's always extreme! They're never calm, they're also swaying back and fourth, gibbering and carrying on about something.

About once every two weeks, we leave a different Chick tract on her doorstep, as well as a KJV 1611. We have box loads of both at the church for just such purposes.

As for you atheists:

You're probably the most dazed and confused bunch of people I know of. How can you not believe there is a personal, loving GOD in Heaven who is watching over us?

Look around at nature, and then tell me where all this came from. Some giant explosion? No, it came from the hand of GOD. Well, actually He spoke it into existence.

You're always asking us to prove our points, but you never prove your own. What possible evidence do you have that GOD does not exist?

Here's my evidence that He DOES exist:

1) The mere fact that the world is here at all

2) I wake up everyday alive and well, as GOD keeps me safe and takes care of me

3) I have a personal relationship with JESUS CHRIST and He speaks to me

4) I have had countless prayers answered in my life

and above all

5) The Holy Bible says He exists

Okay, your turn. Disprove GOD.



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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-23-2008, 03:49 AM

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Atheism is a ridicules belief. When you consider the human perspective on the universe, how little you know, the minute glimpse of what exists you have (nothing smaller then the quantum world, nothing larger then an idea of a collection of galaxies, with no proof they are the ends of both extremes), nothing outside of the world of cause and effect, time and space, how can you possibly think you know 100% that there is no "god". You understand less then 000000000000000000000.1% of the universe, yet you believe, randomly that there is no god. Nice guess?

Luckily someone came and told us the truth, he was God, he wrote all that needed to be known in the Bible. He warned us against muslims and the like in that book too.
Your ancestors believed the sun revolved around the earth, and that they and the moon were the only bodies in the universe. This assumption would've been made by anyone very quickly, which IS what happened. Yet you're going to try and turn down thousands of years of careful study? Of course we don't understand everything in the universe, but at least we try. Christians will work any scientific evidence into the bible, just to argue with us. You prove to me that there is a God, and I will believe it. So far there is absolutely no evidence of it. We all know prayer is a lie. The only prayers that are "answered" are out of pure chance. Nobody has seen this god fellow, nobody has seen heaven or hell. It's all just a book, and nothing BUT PAPER WITH LETTERS STRUCTURED INTO WORDS, STRUCTURED INTO SENTENCES. We know that jesus was a real person, but we don't know that he was "the son of god." We don't even have evidence that he died on the cross, and rose from the dead. If this did happen, chances are that he was knocked into a comma and woke up a few days later. As for the fellow who just provided "evidence that god exists." That's all been proven with science. The only reason jesus is speaking to you is because you're schizofrenic. The Earth was created when a ton of materials floating in space were forced together with gravity and magnetation, the fact that we happened to be at the perfect distance from the sun was very convenient, wasn't it? Out of the quadrillions of planets out there, it was bound to happen to at least one. "The bible tells me so." You're listening to a book written by a drunk man 2000+ years ago.

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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-23-2008, 04:38 PM

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Dude, I'm so glad someone with their own brain decided to comment here as well. I completely agree with you.

Just because someone has a different religion than yours suddenly seems to mean that you can treat them with no rights and stereotype them all you want.
According to the Bible, it means we should kill them. But you're right, we shouldn't make fun of them; I haven't seen any verses saying we should mock unbelievers, just that we should utterly destroy them.
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While I will admit that SOME Muslims are evil, that doesn't mean they all are.
They are not of God. Anything not of God is evil, and of Satan. Therefore, ALL Muslims are evil.
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I'm sorry if stating my opinion is reason for you to decide that I'm getting sent to your definition of hell but the way I see it, hell is really just our bodies in the ground. And I'm STILL going to laugh at all of you for living your lives in such a retarded manner just to wind up in the same place as everyone else.
It's not our definition you need to worry about; God's definition, the eternal Lake of Fire He created to endlessly torture those who refuse to follow all 600+ of His commandments, is what matters.
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I hope you find a way to live a happy life dealing with your fear of other religions and your ignorance to what a normal person dubs life.
borifying, we don't fear other religions at all. We just know that their adherents are all Hellbound, and we hope to convert as many as possible, by any means necessary.

That's called True Christian™ Love and Compassion. We are more than happy to insult, berate, intimidate, beat, torture, or kill as needed to save souls; while we, as mortals, may kill the body, we know that God has the power to save the soul. That's the point that matters!
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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-23-2008, 07:10 PM

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Your ancestors believed the sun revolved around the earth, and that they and the moon were the only bodies in the universe. This assumption would've been made by anyone very quickly, which IS what happened. Yet you're going to try and turn down thousands of years of careful study? Of course we don't understand everything in the universe, but at least we try. Christians will work any scientific evidence into the bible, just to argue with us. You prove to me that there is a God, and I will believe it. So far there is absolutely no evidence of it. We all know prayer is a lie. The only prayers that are "answered" are out of pure chance. Nobody has seen this god fellow, nobody has seen heaven or hell. It's all just a book, and nothing BUT PAPER WITH LETTERS STRUCTURED INTO WORDS, STRUCTURED INTO SENTENCES. We know that jesus was a real person, but we don't know that he was "the son of god." We don't even have evidence that he died on the cross, and rose from the dead. If this did happen, chances are that he was knocked into a comma and woke up a few days later. As for the fellow who just provided "evidence that god exists." That's all been proven with science. The only reason jesus is speaking to you is because you're schizofrenic. The Earth was created when a ton of materials floating in space were forced together with gravity and magnetation, the fact that we happened to be at the perfect distance from the sun was very convenient, wasn't it? Out of the quadrillions of planets out there, it was bound to happen to at least one. "The bible tells me so." You're listening to a book written by a drunk man 2000+ years ago.
It's like you printed out all of your sentences, cut them out, put them in a hat, shook it vigorously, then pulled them out at random and typed them into your post. The problem with this is that nobody bothers reading past the first three disorganized sentences, and thus the world will never have the benefit of your great wisdom. Next time, you might try grouping your thoughts into coherent paragraphs. There is a lot to be said for STRUCTURING SENTENCES INTO COHERENT PARAGRAPHS.

BTW, the only people who accuse others of being schizophrenic are psychiatrists and other schizophrenics. I'm pretty sure you're not a psychiatrist, since you don't know that there's no "f" in schizophrenia. You might want to keep those thoughts a secret between yourself and whatever disembodied voice that told you to say them.



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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-24-2008, 12:19 AM

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Your ancestors believed the sun revolved around the earth, and that they and the moon were the only bodies in the universe. This assumption would've been made by anyone very quickly, which IS what happened. Yet you're going to try and turn down thousands of years of careful study? Of course we don't understand everything in the universe, but at least we try. Christians will work any scientific evidence into the bible, just to argue with us. You prove to me that there is a God, and I will believe it. So far there is absolutely no evidence of it. We all know prayer is a lie. The only prayers that are "answered" are out of pure chance. Nobody has seen this god fellow, nobody has seen heaven or hell. It's all just a book, and nothing BUT PAPER WITH LETTERS STRUCTURED INTO WORDS, STRUCTURED INTO SENTENCES. We know that jesus was a real person, but we don't know that he was "the son of god." We don't even have evidence that he died on the cross, and rose from the dead. If this did happen, chances are that he was knocked into a comma and woke up a few days later. As for the fellow who just provided "evidence that god exists." That's all been proven with science. The only reason jesus is speaking to you is because you're schizofrenic. The Earth was created when a ton of materials floating in space were forced together with gravity and magnetation, the fact that we happened to be at the perfect distance from the sun was very convenient, wasn't it? Out of the quadrillions of planets out there, it was bound to happen to at least one. "The bible tells me so." You're listening to a book written by a drunk man 2000+ years ago.

Also, I'm not British, I'm a German-American; born here in America. It's great how I got around the ban like that, isn't it?
Although Smith has dealt with you already, I feel the need to add that, wow, you're stupid. What I say debunks atheism, or rather, puts it in its place as a random extremely unlikely guess of a belief. My comments don't support much else bar agnosticism.

It is FAITH we have in God that makes us believe the Bible is the truth. It just so happens God shows you that it is the truth in many ways once you have true faith. Your refusal of faith will get you nowhere but hell. Fact is, you are so stuck in atheism, this retarded guess (does having faith in that guess make you realise it's true? It does? Liar and hypocrite, or, it doesn't? Exactly my point, that guess is a random and dumb one.), that faith has become an absurdity to you, so you probably can't have any, you've killed yourself.

Maybe you will "evolve" into an agnostic some time. Or maybe, sensibly, you will claim you already are (after what I've said). That is the first step in the direction of God. Well done.
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Maybe you will "evolve" into an agnostic some time. Or maybe, sensibly, you will claim you already are (after what I've said). That is the first step in the direction of God. Well done.
There's no special roped off section of Hell for agnostics. Damned is damned, period. Except maybe God makes it worse down there for homos.



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I'm not saying there is, Smith. Agnosticism from Atheism is a step towards God, it isn't finding God Himself.
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I'm not saying there is, Smith. Agnosticism from Atheism is a step towards God, it isn't finding God Himself.
You are approaching this as if it were a mathematical proof, proceeding slowly from deduction to deduction to reach the truth. Salvation does not work like that. Tsieht-A cannot reason his way into the Kingdom of Heaven, for what can be made by arguments of man can as easily be unmade. Had I been left to rational arguments alone, I would never have dedicated my life to Jesus, and the same is likely true of the benighted Tsieht-A. He must feel the love of Christ in his heart, a love that passeth knowledge.

Thus did Paul pray for the Ephesians, and thus should we pray for tsieht-A:

That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love, May be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height; And to know the love of Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of God.

Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us, Unto him be glory in the church by Christ Jesus throughout all ages, world without end. Amen. Ephesians 3:17-20

To be a True Christian™, knowledge just doesn't cut it. Amen, Paul of Tarsus. Amen.



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I think I am better than no man because I know that god made everyone as an equal.
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You have two, you know. Maybe the other one can properly capitalize the Lord's name. Give it a try.


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Default Re: You think you are any better than Muslims? - 07-28-2008, 03:15 PM

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