[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Pastor Zeke asked me to help valet the vehicles this Sunday at Church because Tator was away a Gun Camp.

I did the best I could, but, as you can see, my skills are better used in the home cooking and cleaning.

I thought this would be a good example to bring home the point to young girls not to get all uppity and think you can be a women's libber and do a man's job. Clearly we cannot!

Learn your place.

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I agree completely. Women just don't belong around cars!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Gah! You took pictures of when I was trying to get that goth's arm unstuck from under my axle?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Gah! You took pictures of when I was trying to get that goth's arm unstuck from under my axle?

Ummmm .....I was going to help you. Really. But by the time I got my camera put away it was all over.

[Ixi]

Well I can't cook and clean for crap so I'm working.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Well I can't cook and clean for crap so I'm working.

You are too ugly to get a decent husband, so it does look like you will have to work.

Concerned, Sister Thumper

[Ixi]

How how do you know what I look like?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Well I can't cook and clean for crap so I'm working.

Girls nowdays are not taught the essentials....how to cook, clean, obey their husbands, keep the brats quiet and shut their yaps.

[Ixi]

Girls should be taught to work and other stuff.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Girls should be taught to work and other stuff.

Yes, there is a demand for 'party girls' who are already on the road to SATAN'S estuary.

[Ixi]

Whatever, I think women should stand up for themselves, this whole "guy better than women" thing is stupid.

[Marshall]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Whatever, I think women should stand up for themselves, this whole "guy better than women" thing is stupid.

Jesus disagrees.

[Ixi]

How did Jesus see his mother, Mary?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Ixi

How did Jesus see his mother, Mary?

As a bothersome old JOO. Of course the MIRACLE of His birth proves that He is the Living Son of God, but you see one old JOOish woman, you have seen them all. God pretty much forgot about her but the CATLICKS worship her above JESUS. That is their sin...as well as being heretics and homers.

[Ixi]

Mary is kool beans.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Ixi

How did Jesus see his mother, Mary?

Ever think of seeing what He said about the matter Himself? No, of course not.

Luke 11:27-28: And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed [is] the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. But he said, Yea rather, blessed [are] they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

John 2:3-4: And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine. Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.

Does that sound like "kool beans" to you? Anyway, why do you ask? Are you planning to convert from wickedanism to Mary-hailing (not that there's too much of a difference)?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Yes, indeed! For as soon as a woman becomes pregnant, her life is worthless. She cannot get an abortion even if carrying the baby will kill her. She no longer has ANY choice. She is no more than an oven for her husband's child. ALL Christians agree that even if she AND the baby are going to die, the pregnancy cannot be terminated. And that is what the new REPUBLICAN CONGRESS is going to make law RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION!

PRAISE GOD! NO MORE MURDERED BABIES! They can starve, but they must be born in order to starve!

[Glendora Christianson]

I know some folks have had a laugh or two, and I also know some gals want to lie around and watch Judge Judy while eating Doritos by the bag full. But our Lord wants all women to do as her master pleases . . . Please don't forget we are all daughters of Eve and we are each responsible for our men having to work in the first place:

Genesis 3:17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;

So each and every one of us has the duty to make our man happy with a creative casserole and delightful baked goods, even if we have worked all day long. Only when our men and children are fed and off to bed, may we take a moment to tidy up the kitchen, bath, and hubby's favorite chair.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Yes, indeed! For as soon as a woman becomes pregnant, her life is worthless. She cannot get an abortion even if carrying the baby will kill her. She no longer has ANY choice. She is no more than an oven for her husband's child. ALL Christians agree that even if she AND the baby are going to die, the pregnancy cannot be terminated. And that is what the new REPUBLICAN CONGRESS is going to make law RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION!

PRAISE GOD! NO MORE MURDERED BABIES! They can starve, but they must be born in order to starve!

And THIS is why I say:
VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

And THIS is why I say:
VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, great, now we have to cast the demons of the Democratic Party out of this forum, too. Thanks a lot, Mrs. Van Hellorhighwater.