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OMFG -
10-31-2006, 05:38 PM
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10-31-2006, 05:52 PM
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WTF U DUM-E?
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 05:59 PM
I Believe that she is expressing the Desire to have Carnival Relations with our Dear Lord and Saviour Bobby-Joe.
Her next posting will probably read something like, "i think jesus iz a hottie and i can't wait to try to get him in the Shower stall with mee."
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 07:14 PM
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I Believe that she is expressing the Desire to have Carnival Relations with our Dear Lord and Saviour Bobby-Joe.
Her next posting will probably read something like, "i think jesus iz a hottie and i can't wait to try to get him in the Shower stall with mee."
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I think I can guarantee that Sister Vera.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:43 PM
You people take things too seriously, I'm just being happy.
"i think jesus iz a hottie and i can't wait to try to get him in the Shower stall with mee."
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Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 10-31-2006 at 08:49 PM.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:48 PM
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You people take things too seriously, I'm just being happy.
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So the only way you can be happy is to come to God's favorite discussion board to mock Him and His favorite church? Wow, that's pretty pathetic, even for you.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:49 PM
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You people take things too seriously, I'm just being happy.
"i think jesus iz a hottie and i can't wait to try to get him in the Shower stall with mee."
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Ixky, welcome back!
Have you accepted Jesus yet, or should He simply throw you off a cliff for rejecting Him?
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:49 PM
Nope, I do alot of other things to be happy, like hanging out with my friends and Playstation. What do you do?
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:50 PM
What's with the welcoming?
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:52 PM
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Nope, I do alot of other things to be happy, like hanging out with my friends and Playstation. What do you do?
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So you play with yourself to be happy? Disgusting.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:53 PM
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What's with the welcoming?
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What's with the hostility?
You're almost my property Ixkly (your father and I got very close to a deal), and I'll talk to my household animals if I want to.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:54 PM
Did I say that? Nope.
Playstation- device you hook up to the TV and play video games, like Tekken 5 and Spyro the Dragon and Kingdom of Hearts.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:55 PM
Haha, you are a liar, theres no way you could have talked to my dad.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 08:59 PM
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Haha, you are a liar, theres no way you could have talked to my dad.
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Are you telling me the man I talked to wasn't your dad?
How many strange men are hanging around your home, hanging around (literally) your mom?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 09:02 PM
My dads away, there has been no men at my house for a long time.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 09:03 PM
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Did I say that? Nope.
Playstation- device you hook up to the TV and play video games, like Tekken 5 and Spyro the Dragon and Kingdom of Hearts.
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And work the 'joystick' for your amusement. Just sick Ixi.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 09:05 PM
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My dads away, there has been no men at my house for a long time.
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You weren't there when I showed up (wouldn't be proper if you were), and he (whatever he was your dad or not) said you were off working, stacking shelfes.
So if that wasn't your dad then I am afraid your mom is cheating on him.
Sorry, but they were all over eachother, quite disgusting.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 09:06 PM
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My dads away, there has been no men at my house for a long time.
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What did he get sent to the big house for?
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 09:06 PM
My controller doesn't have a joystick, just a bunch of buttons.
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Re: OMFG -
10-31-2006, 09:09 PM
What big house? Your'e lying, there has been no men at my house, and if there was, my sister would have told me, shes suspended for a few weeks.
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