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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-02-2006, 08:00 PM
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Oh, I forgot.

But God did feel sorry on manny occasions, and sorroow leads to depression, which is a disesase. Can God get psychiatrically ill?
Of course not! GOD'S mood swings are just fine and dandy! Be glad you were created in His image!

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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-02-2006, 08:14 PM
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Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul

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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-02-2006, 08:19 PM
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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-02-2006, 08:30 PM
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Yes, PRAISE HIM!!!
I'm so pleased you're here with me Sister SUV.

Further to this issue of Gay Pestilence, that Homer singer Bono has a guaranteed place in the fiery pits of Hell, not only for being a lover of Jungle Bunnies and a terrible singer but also for THIS

Sister Sue, please be pre-warned that the contents are not pretty.

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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-03-2006, 03:29 AM
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Oh, I forgot.

But God did feel sorry on manny occasions, and sorroow leads to depression, which is a disesase. Can God get psychiatrically ill?
Have you had a good look at the people in this world lately? You think the entity which created this lot is in ANY way sane?

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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-04-2006, 03:09 AM
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that Homer singer Bono has a guaranteed place in the fiery pits of Hell, not only for being a lover of Jungle Bunnies and a terrible singer but also for FILTH AND DEPRAVITY DELETED.
Surely there's a logical explanation for such behavior, Sister Talitha. After all, let's face facts: Bono's a very well-to-do fellow. He could kiss attractive men, instead of whatever THAT is, if he wanted to kiss men.

Perhaps Bono left his contacts out, saw the long hair, and thought he was being tempted by a cats-eye-glasses wearing librarian with a slight hormoanal imbalance?

Perhaps in the throes of a crack binge -- those singers like crack, just look at Whiney Who-stoned -- Bono was trying to lick drugs off the other fellow's tongue?

Perhaps the other fellow's tongue was on fire, and Bono was trying to put it out?

Or perhaps he's a depraved pervert and I'm too kind and quick to forgive. Could it be that my Christian charity simply extends too far?
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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-04-2006, 03:42 AM
Maybe Rick Warren's wife fears that he is doing something similar like that Haggard fella did. You know, playin both sides of the fence while trying to walk in Light and Darkness at the same time. One foot in Church and the other in the VILE PIT!! Praying to the Father yet conversing with SATAN behind the curtain!! Vile creature! Homersexual! Fornicator! SINNER!!

I think maybe Rick Warren sees $$$$ being missed out on from homersexuals and Sodomites! Suddenly he wants to reach out to them. Hmmm...makes one very suspicious! Maybe Haggard and Warren have a little "relationship" going in secret and maybe that is why Warren's wife was so insistent he take an AIDS test. That woman knows something and she better CONFESS up to the LORD! But then, NOTHING is EVER hidden from the LORD so He already knows all about Rick Warren.
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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-04-2006, 05:53 AM
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Have you had a good look at the people in this world lately? You think the entity which created this lot is in ANY way sane?
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Default Re: Rick Warren AIDS Test - 12-05-2006, 02:56 AM
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Please note - I'm NOT commenting in any way whatsoever on THAT one!

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