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  • #16
    Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

    My favorite is the Christian Science Fiction movie Satan Saucers were the devil sends demons to earth disguised as Space Aliens. Needless to say the secular humanist scientist ignore the warning of the Good Christians and begin to worship the aliens. Coolest scene is were one of the demon/aliens eat the head of a scientist who looks like Charles Darwin while the guy is still alive.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • #17
      Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      My favorite is the Christian Science Fiction movie Satan Saucers were the devil sends demons to earth disguised as Space Aliens. Needless to say the secular humanist scientist ignore the warning of the Good Christians and begin to worship the aliens. Coolest scene is were one of the demon/aliens eat the head of a scientist who looks like Charles Darwin while the guy is still alive.


      Please tell me those American fundies didn't actually make this movie...

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      • #18
        Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

        Originally posted by Fish View Post


        Please tell me those American fundies didn't actually make this movie...
        We tell you many things, fishface, but you cannot seem to hear.....could it be that your father is also the father of lies?

        John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

          Here's an interesting doc: Hell House. It is about the Christian fundies version of haunted houses that they hold every October to convert people to Christ and remind themselves why they believe in God! Very uplifting.
          Last edited by Brother Temperance; 11-22-2006, 01:08 PM. Reason: Fixed link
          Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
          I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
          Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
          Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
          Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.           - Ovid

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          • #20
            Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

            Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
            Here's an interesting doc: Hell House. It is about the Christian fundies version of haunted houses that they hold every October to convert people to Christ and remind themselves why they believe in God! Very uplifting.
            Uplifting Indeed!

            Good wholesome family entertainment for all Christians©

            Why, we even have our own Godly© version: Landover Hell House.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #21
              Highly Recmommned!

              I saw this last night.

              I give it Two Thumps Pointing to Heaven!

              GLORY!

              Every True Christian™ should see this film!

              with Love, Sister Thumper
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              • #22
                Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

                no need for explanation

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                • #23
                  Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

                  Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
                  no need for explanation
                  Are you trying to mock our Godly leaders, Neko?

                  Are you sure that you don't want your name back to Maggot, it's difficult to know what to call you now?
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

                    Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                    no need for explanation
                    Your link doesn't work, so I guess some explanation is necessary.

                    Unless, of course, what you linked was so disgusting and depraved that it's not suitable for the Godly Ladies of Landover to sully their eyes upon.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      Your link doesn't work
                      Try it now before it gets 'fixed' again.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #26
                        Re: Wholesome True Christians™ Movies

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Try it now before it gets 'fixed' again.
                        Nothing . . .
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                        • #27
                          Re: Highly Recmommned!

                          Oh my God, Sister Thumper, I am Ecstatic and Ludicrous - absolutely.

                          Just look: Someone as big in Religion as Jesus the Christ is, but He doesn't think He's 'Too Holy' to go into a Thrift Store to buy and fix up one of Elvis' old outfits! Oh, Praise Him!!!

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