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Default Retired Pastor - 08-24-2016, 10:05 AM

Thanks for letting me be here. I am a retired pastor from an independent Baptist Church in Fargo, ND. I still serve as an interim pastor here and there, and a fill in. I was saved at age 14, and that radically changed my life. Thanks again and looking forward to talking with you all.


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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-24-2016, 11:19 AM

Hello there stranger. I didn't catch your name?

How come you are not pastor anymore? I find it a bit concerning you are retired at age 40. You are not a lazy person living off others' means are you? I must remind you that if you cannot provide for your family you are an enemy of God! (1 Timothy 5:8)

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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-24-2016, 12:59 PM

Hello Pastor AmosAndy (retd)


Welcome. Were you in the TV series they made up there in Fargo?. If you had a cameo role could you please tell me which it is as I may be able to pick you out in the DVD.


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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-24-2016, 01:36 PM

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Thanks for letting me be here. I am a retired pastor from an independent Baptist Church in Fargo, ND. I still serve as an interim pastor here and there, and a fill in. I was saved at age 14, and that radically changed my life. Thanks again and looking forward to talking with you all.
Research tells me that Amos Moses is a Cajun name. Yes, it is Biblical, but there are Biblical Cajuns (again, I learned this from research; as an equine gnathologist student, I had to read about a lot of things).

Were you banished from the swamps of Louisiana, which is why you no longer pastor? We need details, man.

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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-24-2016, 04:44 PM

Welcome, Amos. I am surprised to find a Christian remaining in North Dakota, unscalped by the heathens. Life must be difficult in your area, sandwiched between Canadians to the north, Sioux to the south and godless Minnesota to the east. What armaments does your congregation use to fight off the ravening hoards? Are you able to acquire enough ammunition?

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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-24-2016, 09:42 PM

Mr. AmosMoses, welcome to God's favorite forum!

Can you reveal to us your favorite Bible verse?

Are you a family man? If so, how many children has the good Lord blessed you with?

Please describe the various weapons, both rifles and handguns, that you choose to keep in your arsenal at home?

As a self proclaimed devout Christian, I can only assume that you are voting for Donald Trump this coming election. Share with us your conservative political views and how you feel America will be made great again once Mr. Trump defeats that evil, wicked, cackling witch, Hilary Clinton.





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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-24-2016, 10:21 PM

Thanks for all the kind words. To the brother that is concerned about me retiring you might want to take an English course. I said in my post I was an interim pastor. I have 6 sons and well over 200 guns. My favorite verse is in the signature block.


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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-24-2016, 11:24 PM

With over 200 guns in your arsenal, I can see that you are a true soldier of Christ, brother AmosMoses.

However, I did notice that you avoided revealing who you are voting for this upcoming election. I hope that you do intend to vote, as it is your duty, in addition to your God given right, as a true red blooded American to participate in the process. We Christians must ban together so that we can secure the White House for Donald Trump, the one candidate willing to stand up in defense of Christian values.


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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-25-2016, 12:35 AM

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Thanks for all the kind words. To the brother that is concerned about me retiring you might want to take an English course. I said in my post I was an interim pastor. I have 6 sons and well over 200 guns. My favorite verse is in the signature block.
Hello Amos,

You stated that you have over 200 guns. Can you specify them and tell us how you got them? That would be the polite thing to do.

Kind regards, Roland


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-25-2016, 02:30 AM

Greetings Amos Moses! You bear the names of two important Black Hebrews that we know from the Bible which is the word of Jah. I hope that you are a Black man because at present I am the only Black man on this forum and I hope to teach these good white people about Jah. They are resistant but they have come to love me and so they tolerate my writings. I am only occasionally rebuked but I have not yet been made a member of this forum. There are few Black men in north Dakota because it is too cold for Black people there. Do the white people abuse you? Are you much bothered by the white police?


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With over 200 guns in your arsenal, I can see that you are a true soldier of Christ, brother AmosMoses.

However, I did notice that you avoided revealing who you are voting for this upcoming election. I hope that you do intend to vote, as it is your duty, in addition to your God given right, as a true red blooded American to participate in the process. We Christians must ban together so that we can secure the White House for Donald Trump, the one candidate willing to stand up in defense of Christian values.


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!
I am voting for Trump. I do not do Democrats.


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Nobody assumed you were a Sodomite, brother.


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That's good Leroy. Is your real name Ben Dover? About the upcoming election, make no mistake about it, I am voting for Trump. I do not like his antics, but Hillary is a socialist and a common criminal. If you knew everything, she is guilty of murder, treason, and perjury, plus some high crimes and misdemeanors.


Lets examine the 2012 election. If you voted for Romney, you voted for a cult member and a liar. When he was governor of MA, he was pro abortion, gay marriage, gun control, and government health care. Then when he runs for President, he does a 180 on all three. So I would like to know, how many voted for Romney? I will qualify that by saying I did not vote for Obama either time.


The point is, if your voted for Romney, you will answer for that vote.


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Hi sweetie, why do you think that Mr. Llewelyn would be lying about his identity? Through his posts he has been demonstrating that he is a God fearing Christian, who knows that lying is a sin (Proverbs 12:22).

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I just would like to remind you that Donald Drumpf Trump is a Personal Friend of Jesus and also a Personal Friend of our own Pastor Ezekiel, and therefore the second best human being on earth (second after Pastor Zeke, of course).

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My dear, if you did not vote for Romney in 2012 that means you supported Obama because your no-vote contributed to Obama's victory.
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That's good Leroy. Is your real name Ben Dover?
Why all the hostilities, dear? I would like to fellowship with you, but this kind of tomfoolery is unwelcome.


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Hillary is indeed a liar and a thief and worst, a feminist. Donald Trump's office will be our most transparent presidency ever. He'll never give up the opportunity to brag about what he's done or what he knows.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-26-2016, 03:48 AM

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That's good Leroy. Is your real name Ben Dover?
I resent the inference of imposture, friend, and the insinuation of queerness. I haven't been here all that long, but so far all the True Christians here have been welcome and friendly. In my part of Canada we don't get to meet many Americans, and I don't think I've ever met a North Dakotaite. Is my assurance that nobody thinks you a Demo-rat considered insulting in your part of the South? If so, please accept my apology.


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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-26-2016, 04:44 AM

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That's good Leroy. Is your real name Ben Dover?

You seem peckish, Amos. What seems to be the problem?


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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-26-2016, 05:01 AM

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I resent the inference of imposture, friend, and the insinuation of queerness.
Sadly, a Christian man will get this here. Always the outright (or nuanced) references to packing mud for those of us that love Jesus.


It is in their nature, those that chose sin, hate God and his punishment for wickedness.


Be strong and resist those that lust after your rectum. I am fag-free myself after a decades-long battle with sodomistical addiction.


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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-26-2016, 05:36 AM

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Be strong and resist those that lust after your rectum. I am fag-free myself after a decades-long battle with sodomistical addiction.
Hallelujah, Brother Harold Porter! How blessed you must feel now, having left the wickedness of your behind behind, and allowing the Good Lord Jesus Christ come into your heart!

And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.
Galatians 5:24

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Default Re: Retired Pastor - 08-26-2016, 05:41 AM

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... In my part of Canada we don't get to meet many Americans, and I don't think I've ever met a North Dakotaite...
You still haven't. "Amos" hasn't yet learned the value of telling the truth to people who are only trying to help him learn the True™ message of the Bible. The only question is how many more fake-name accounts he's going to bother creating (only to see them get banned when his card tower of lies inevitably comes crashing down) before it sinks in.

It'd help his case if he'd actually read the Bible and sees that it says Jesus tells His followers to have near-infinite patience with those who are struggling to understand, but as for those who won't listen? Not so much:

Luke 9:5 "And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them."


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