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Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? -
02-04-2010, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Freeks-Angel
In the summer I mostly have short hair so I don't get migrains and it confuses people sometimes. I do wear skirts, but sometimes when its really cold and I go out, I put some jenes on to keep me warm.
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But you do wear a long dress to hide those jeans from sight, I suppose?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? -
02-05-2010, 06:53 AM
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But you do wear a long dress to hide those jeans from sight, I suppose?
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I wear a long skirt to cover them.
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? -
02-05-2010, 08:45 AM
Dear Brothers, Sisters, and unsaved trash. I am disturbed by some of the pointless and irrelevant (not to say, irreverent, in some cases) speculation in this thread.
If the bible says that all the animals were on the Ark, then all the animals were on the Ark. How on earth anyone thinks this would pose a problem to the Lord God who created the heavens and the earth to begin with, I find mystifying.
There are many matters that we with our puny minds will not be able to fathom. Such matters are commonly referred to as "miracles". The Flood itself was a miracle, and so, if he desired, could God miracle Kiwis (or any other animal) aboard the Ark.
Attempts to apply worldly wisdom or knowledge to the wondrous works of God Almighty are futile.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? -
02-05-2010, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Dear Brothers, Sisters, and unsaved trash. I am disturbed by some of the pointless and irrelevant (not to say, irreverent, in some cases) speculation in this thread.
If the bible says that all the animals were on the Ark, then all the animals were on the Ark. How on earth anyone thinks this would pose a problem to the Lord God who created the heavens and the earth to begin with, I find mystifying.
There are many matters that we with our puny minds will not be able to fathom. Such matters are commonly referred to as "miracles". The Flood itself was a miracle, and so, if he desired, could God miracle Kiwis (or any other animal) aboard the Ark.
Attempts to apply worldly wisdom or knowledge to the wondrous works of God Almighty are futile.
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AMEN!!!
Revelation 10: 6-8
And sware by him that liveth for ever and ever, who created heaven, and the things that therein are, and the earth, and the things that therein are, and the sea, and the things which are therein, that there should be time no longer:
But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets.
And the voice which I heard from heaven spake unto me again, and said, Go and take the little book which is open in the hand of the angel which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? -
02-05-2010, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Freeks-Angel
In the summer I mostly have short hair so I don't get migrains and it confuses people sometimes. I do wear skirts, but sometimes when its really cold and I go out, I put some jenes on to keep me warm.
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Oh, dear.
1 Cor. 11:14-15: Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for [her] hair is given her for a covering.
Please keep your hair long and seek faith healing for those migraines.
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Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? -
02-05-2010, 10:55 PM
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Please keep your hair long and seek faith healing for those migraines.
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My hair at its shortest is chin length and the longest it grows is shoulder length. So its stays longish.
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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