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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
03-17-2014, 12:34 AM
Impression of a false Christian? Easy! This sums it up: "I'm catholic!"
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
05-11-2014, 04:05 AM
I think this sums it up nicely.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
05-11-2014, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I think this sums it up nicely.
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That is an accurate representation of all those false Christians out there, especially Catlicks!
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
05-11-2014, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I think this sums it up nicely.
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Yes, of course you bigoted literalist fundamentalists see us progressive liberal Christians like that, but only because you're too closed-minded to understand how we rightly divide the word of truth. It's just a simple matter of common sense to determine which OT laws are old ceremonial laws that were nailed to the Cross and which ones are moral laws that we still have to follow. When you accuse us of cherry-picking those OT laws that we like, you're just showing your lack of spiritual discernment.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-23-2014, 01:44 AM
You don't have to follow the Bible, or even have a clue as to what's in it, to be a good Christian. You just need to follow your conscience, and by "your conscience" I mean my conscience. When my conscience disagrees with other people's, I know that mine is right because my conscience tells me so. Also, even though I reject the Bible, I know that Jesus exists. Somehow.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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