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Default Slants Create Lezbionic Dominatrix City - 04-26-2007, 11:00 PM
Well we all knew it was just a matter of time before Hellary Cliton began designing cities where feminazis rule with an iron fist and Godly men are forced to submit. Apparently she's used her husband's connections with the chinks to establish a beta version of her evil plan. THIS has to be stopped!

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BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town," where men get punished for disobedience, an official said Thursday.

The 2.3-square-km Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing municipality, also known as "women's town," was based on the local traditional concept of "women rule and men obey," a tourism official told Reuters.

"Traditional women dominate and men have to be obedient in the areas of Sichuan province and Chongqing, and now we are using it as an idea to attract tourists and boost tourism," the official, surname Li, said by telephone.

The tourism bureau planned to invest between 200 million yuan ($26 million) and 300 million yuan in infrastructure, roads and buildings, Li said.

"We welcome investors from overseas and nationwide to invest in our project," he added.

The motto of the new town would be "women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women's requests," Chinese media have reported.

When tour groups enter the town, female tourists would play the dominant role when shopping or choosing a place to stay, and a disobedient man would be punished by "kneeling on an uneven board" or washing dishes in restaurant, media reports said.

The project, begun in the end of 2005, was expected to take three to five years to finish.
What could possibly be more unnatural and against God's plan? These japs are bent on world domination through mass forced sodomy!

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Default Re: Slants Create Lezbionic Dominatrix City - 04-26-2007, 11:49 PM
Did anyone not foresee this happening? When women's libbers, homers, wickedans, and the like demand "equal rights," what they really want is a truckload of special privileges, so that they can oppress us straight, white, male, middle- to upper-class True Christians™. Jesus hates it, and no good can ever come of it:

Isaiah 3:12: [As for] my people, children [are] their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause [thee] to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

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Default Re: Slants Create Lezbionic Dominatrix City - 04-26-2007, 11:56 PM
ABOMINATION!
We need to go there and rebuke them all in the name of Jesus Christ, if enough of us go, I am sure that we can scare of all the sissifed homosexual tourists..
Thus soon causing this vile enterprise to go bankrupt.

And everyone who invests in this evil project should get boycotted too!
I personally took part in a campaign to ban Ford from renting property unless they stopped with their homer friendly ad's..
And that was, as you might know, quite successful, the ad's are gone. Ford and satan lost. Praise Jesus!

So it's time to really reclaim bussiness for Jesus Christ, and shut out everyone who invests in things like this, out of the free market!

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ABOMINATION!
We need to go there and rebuke them all in the name of Jesus Christ, if enough of us go, I am sure that we can scare of all the sissifed homosexual tourists..
Thus soon causing this vile enterprise to go bankrupt.
Sounds like a lot of effort. We've nuked the yellow peril for Jesus once - no, twice - I say it's time we do it again.

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Default Re: Slants Create Lezbionic Dominatrix City - 04-29-2007, 02:26 AM
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a disobedient man would be punished by "kneeling on an uneven board" or washing dishes in restaurant
The lezbeans have really gone too far this time - no man should have to clean up after a bulldyke oyster shucker! A fate too slimey for words ... it doesn't bear thinking about.

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Default Re: Slants Create Lezbionic Dominatrix City - 04-29-2007, 11:52 AM
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Sounds like a lot of effort. We've nuked the yellow peril for Jesus once - no, twice - I say it's time we do it again.
Godly words, brother.
Maybe we should start a petition, to send to the White House and the Godly GWB, requesting to have those chinks nuked.

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