[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

42 Is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything according to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, is there any reference to this in the bible

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by bonzo2

42 Is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything according to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, is there any reference to this in the bible

What would a English homer know about life friend? Just go by the KJV1611 Bible and forget this English nonsense.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by bonzo2

42 Is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything according to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, is there any reference to this in the bible

Ah yes! Written by Douglas Adams who was killed by Jesus for this blasphemy.

In the real True Christian™ world 42 is the Movement number of Hallelujah© Chorus in Handel's Messiah.

I -- The Birth

i -- The prophecy of Salvation
ii -- The prophecy of the coming of the Messiah
iii -- Portends to the world at large
iv -- Prophecy of the Virgin Birth
v -- The appearance of the Angel to the shepherds
vi -- Christ's miracles

II -- The Passion

i -- The sacrifice, the scourging and agony on the cross
ii -- His death, His passing through Hell, and His resurrection
iii -- His Ascension
iv -- God discloses His identity in Heaven
v -- The beginning of evangelism
vi -- The world and its rulers reject the Gospel
vii -- God's triumph

III -- The Aftermath

i -- The promise of redemption from Adam's fall
ii -- Judgment Day
iii -- The victory over death and sin
iv -- The glorification of Christ

PRAISE©

[Marshall]

Jesus is the answer to everything, life and the universe.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Marshall

Jesus is the answer to everything, life and the universe.

Amen Brother! I don't understand why all these heathens want to dabble in magic and numerology, when Jesus clearly hates that stuff. God warns us not to partake in divination. What ever the method God's Word covers them all. We are to seek God and be lead by the Holy Spirit, any form of divination is seeking outside of him and playing the devil's game.


Methods of divination

* Acutomancy (by needles)
* Aeromancy (by atmospheric conditions)
* Ailuromancy (by cats)
* Alectryomancy (by rooster)
* Aleuromancy (by flour, including fortune cookies): (Note: Divination by fortune cookies is also a form of Stichomancy, see below)
* Alomancy (by salt)
* Alphitomancy (by barley)
* Ambulomancy (by taking a walk)
* Anemoscopy (by wind)
* Anthomancy (by flowers)
* Anthracomancy (by burning coals)
* Anthropomancy (by human sacrifice)
* Apantomancy (by seeing animals)
* Arithmancy (by numerology)
* Ashagalomancy (by the casting of small bones)
* Aspidomancy (by entering a trance)
* Astragalomancy (by dice; see also Cleromancy)
* Astrology (by celestial bodies)
* Astromancy (by celestial bodies, aka Astrology; antiquated term)
* Astro-Numerology (through an integration of Astrology and Numerology)
* Astro-Tarot (through an integration of Astrology and Tarot)
* Augury (by the formation of birds)
* Austromancy (by wind and clouds)
* Axiomancy (by axes)
* Belomancy (by arrows)
* Bibliomancy (by books, especially the Bible; see also Stichomancy)
* Biorhythms divination
* Bletonism (by currents of water)
* Botanomancy (by burning plants or leaves)
* Brontomancy (by thunder)
* Capnomancy (by smoke)
* Carromancy (by the melting of wax)
* Cartomancy (by cards, e.g., playing cards, tarot cards, and non-tarot oracle cards; see also Taromancy)
* Catoptromancy (by mirrors)
* Causimomancy (by burning)
* Cephalomancy (by skulls)
* Ceraunoscopy (by thunder and lightning)
* Ceromancy, or ceroscopy (by placing melted wax into cold water)
* Chaomancy (by aerial visions)
* Cheiromancy, or palmistry (by palms) where the grooves of the hand are interpreted as signs.
* Chirognomy (by hands)
* Cledonomancy (by chance events or overheard words)
* Cleromancy (by casting lots or by bones; including divination by use of dice or dominoes; For divination by use of dice, see also Astragalomancy)
* Clidomancy, or cleidomancy (by keys)
* Coffee Grounds Divination, Coffee Tasseography: see Tasseography
* Cometomancy (by comet tails)
* Coscinomancy (by hanging sieves)
* Critomancy (by barley cakes)
* Cromniomancy (by onion sprouts)
* Crystallomancy/Scrying (by crystals or other reflecting objects)
* Cybermancy (via computer oracles)
* Cyclomancy (by wheels)
* Daphnomancy (by burning laurel wreaths)
* Demonomancy (by demons)
* Dice divination (see also Astragalomancy and Cleromancy)
* Dominoes divination (see also Cleromancy)
* Dōbutsu uranai (by one's animal horoscope)
* Empyromancy (by burning)
* Enochian chess (by playing four handed variant of the game.)
* entomomancy (by insects)
* Extispicy (from the exta of sacrificed animals)
* Favomancy (by beans; a form of cleromancy)
* Floriography (the language of flowers)
* Geomancy (by earth), includes Feng Shui divination
* Geloscopy (by laughter)
* Graphology (by handwriting)
* Gyromancy (by dizziness)
* Hepatoscopy, or haruspication or hepatomancy (by liver)
* Hippomancy (by horses)
* Hydromancy (by water)
* Hypnomancy (by hypnosis)
* I Ching divination (ancient Chinese divination using I Ching): (However, as performed by some diviners with heavy reliance on an accompanying I Ching manual, this is, in effect, also a form of Bibliomancy/Stichomancy)
* Ichnomancy (by footprints)
* Icthyomancy (by fish)
* Idolomancy (by idols)
* Ifa (by palm nuts, West African)
* Knissomancy (by burning incense)
* Lampadomancy (by flame)
* Lecanomancy (by a basin of water)
* Libanomancy (by smoke from incense)
* Libromancy (by book(s); see also: Bibliomancy, Stichomancy)
* Literomancy (by a letter in a given written language)
* Lithomancy (by precious stones)
* Logarithmancy (by logarithms)
* Macharomancy (by knives or swords)
* Mahjong divination (by Mahjong tiles)
* Margaritomancy (by bouncing pearls)
* Metagnomy (by visions)
* Meteormancy (by meteors)
* Metoposcopy (by the lines of the forehead)
* Moleosophy (by blemishes)
* Myomancy (by rodent behaviour)
* Myrmomancy (by ant behaviour)
* Narcomancy (by sleep)
* Necromancy (by speaking to the dead)
* Nephomancy (by clouds)
* Nggàm (by spiders or crabs)
* Numerology (by numbers)
* Oculomancy (by eyes)
* Ogham (casting Old Irish letters; similar to runecasting)
* Oinomancy (by wine)
* Omphalomancy (by umbilical cords)
* Oneiromancy (by dreams)
* Onomancy or Nomancy (by letters in a name)
* Onychomancy (by fingernails)
* Oomancy, or ooscopy or ovomancy (by eggs)
* Ophiomancy (by snakes)
* Oracle-books divination (e.g., Chinese: I Ching (Book of Changes), Ling Ch'i Ching (Spiritual Chess Classic), I Lin (Forest of Change), T'ai Hsüan Ching (Canon of the Supreme Mystery); African: Ifá; Western: Sabian Symbols): See also Stichomancy/Bibliomancy
* Orniscopy, or orinthomancy (by birds of flight)
* Ossomancy (by bones)
* Ouija board divination
* Palmistry (by palm inspection)
* Pedomancy (by footprints)
* Pegomancy (by spring water)
* Phrenology (by the shape of one's head)
* Phyllorhodomancy (by rose petals)
* Plastromancy (by cracks formed by heat on a turtle's plastron)
* Pyromancy, or pyroscopy (by fire)
* Rhabdomancy (by rod or stick)
* Rhapsodomancy (by poetry)
* Roadomancy (by stars)
* Runecasting / Runic divination (by Runes)
* Scatomancy (by droppings, usually animal)
* Scapulimancy (by bovine or caprid scapulae, i.e. shoulder bones)
* Sciomancy (by spirits)
* Sideromancy (by burning of straw)
* Slinneanachd (by animals' shoulderblades)
* Spodomancy (by ash)
* Stichomancy (by books and/or lines; see also: Bibliomancy, Libromancy)
* Stolisomancy (by clothing)
* Taromancy (by specially designed cards: Tarot; see also Cartomancy)
* Tasseography (or Tasseomancy) (by tea leaves or by coffee grounds)
* Tephramancy (by bark ashes)
* Tiromancy (by cheese)
* Xylomancy (by burning wood)
* Zoomancy (by animals)

I am sure there are more than these listed here, as pagan witches can and do come up with just about anything.

[SalvationSeeker]

Here is a 42 for you, homer.
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images.
Isaiah 42:8

Do you really think you could replace God with a stupid number?

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

Here is a 42 for you, homer.
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images.
Isaiah 42:8

Do you really think you could replace God with a stupid number?

THanks SS interesing coincidence!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Originally Posted by bonzo2

THanks SS interesing coincidence!

Nothing is coincidental - if you happen to be all-powerful and all-mighty.

To me, 42 represents the number of generations from Abraham to Jesus.

Matthew 1:17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.

[Brother V]

Wasn't that the amount of children that were killed by the bears?

2 Kings 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


Because they called Elisha Baldie!


23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

Praise Jesus!!!

YIC
V

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Originally Posted by Brother V

2 Kings 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

The scholar in me can't help contemplating how long time it takes for two bears to kill 42 boys. The first couple of boys would have been killed quickly, but as the rest of the punks scattered throughout the village, it must have taken the bears some time to track them down.

Let's say it takes a bear 1 minute to tear a boy up, then the miracle would have taken 21 minutes. That gave the prophet Elijah plenty of time to praise God and thank Him for this wonderful miracle.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Originally Posted by Prune Danish

Nothing is coincidental - if you happen to be all-powerful and all-mighty.

To me, 42 represents the number of generations from Abraham to Jesus.

Matthew 1:17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.

How's this for a perfect arrangement? Not only are there 42 generations from Abraham to Jesus, but there are also 42 generations from David to Jesus:

Luke 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of (1)Joseph, which was the son of (2)Heli,
Luke 3:24 Which was the son of (3)Matthat, which was the son of (4)Levi, which was the son of (5)Melchi, which was the son of (6)Janna, which was the son of (7)Joseph,
Luke 3:25 Which was the son of (8)Mattathias, which was the son of (9)Amos, which was the son of (10)Naum, which was the son of (11)Esli, which was the son of (12)Nagge,
Luke 3:26 Which was the son of (13)Maath, which was the son of (14)Mattathias, which was the son of (15)Semei, which was the son of (16)Joseph, which was the son of (17)Juda,
Luke 3:27 Which was the son of (18)Joanna, which was the son of (19)Rhesa, which was the son of (20)Zorobabel, which was the son of (21)Salathiel, which was the son of (22)Neri,
Luke 3:28 Which was the son of (23)Melchi, which was the son of (24)Addi, which was the son of (25)Cosam, which was the son of (26)Elmodam, which was the son of (27)Er,
Luke 3:29 Which was the son of (28)Jose, which was the son of (29)Eliezer, which was the son of (30)Jorim, which was the son of (31)Matthat, which was the son of (32)Levi,
Luke 3:30 Which was the son of (33)Simeon, which was the son of (34)Juda, which was the son of (35)Joseph, which was the son of (36)Jonan, which was the son of (37)Eliakim,
Luke 3:31 Which was the son of (38)Melea, which was the son of (39)Menan, which was the son of (40)Mattatha, which was the son of (41)Nathan, which was the son of (42)David,

Did I mention that Luke is the 42nd book in the Bible?

[Brother V]

Originally Posted by Prune Danish

The scholar in me can't help contemplating how long time it takes for two bears to kill 42 boys. The first couple of boys would have been killed quickly, but as the rest of the punks scattered throughout the village, it must have taken the bears some time to track them down.

Let's say it takes a bear 1 minute to tear a boy up, then the miracle would have taken 21 minutes. That gave the prophet Elijah plenty of time to praise God and thank Him for this wonderful miracle.

If the children were frozen in fear, it may not have taken that long.

Of course, the children came from the city, so they would have had to go out of the walls (through the gate) to taunt Elisha who was headed to Bethel.

So the children were outside the city gates, taunting the bald prophet. They wouldn't have ran towards Elisha, and if the bears cut off the entrance to the city, it would have been easy pickings for them to kill them.

V

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Originally Posted by Brother V

If the children were frozen in fear, it may not have taken that long.

Of course, the children came from the city, so they would have had to go out of the walls (through the gate) to taunt Elisha who was headed to Bethel.

So the children were outside the city gates, taunting the bald prophet. They wouldn't have ran towards Elisha, and if the bears cut off the entrance to the city, it would have been easy pickings for them to kill them.

V

Brilliant, Brother V, Brilliant. I can envision those snot-nosed twerps wetting their pants while standing frozen with fear - waiting for the Lord to dish out His swift justice:

Deuteronomy 19:20 And those which remain shall hear, and fear, and shall henceforth commit no more any such evil among you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Prune Danish

Brilliant, Brother V, Brilliant. I can envision those snot-nosed twerps wetting their pants while standing frozen with fear - waiting for the Lord to dish out His swift justice:

Deuteronomy 19:20 And those which remain shall hear, and fear, and shall henceforth commit no more any such evil among you.

It might not have been in fear. Those children might have been virtuous enough to realize that God was correcting their behavior and took their lesson properly by letting the bear tear their throats out.

That might really be the lesson here; don't run from God's flesh eating bear.

[Brother V]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

It might not have been in fear. Those children might have been virtuous enough to realize that God was correcting their behavior and took their lesson properly by letting the bear tear their throats out.

That might really be the lesson here; don't run from God's flesh eating bear.

Or, If God sends a bear to kill you... you WILL die.

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by bonzo2

42 Is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything according to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, is there any reference to this in the bible

I have all of the books! There all so funny.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Lunar_seed

I have all of the books! There all so funny.

I haven't found much funny in the books of the Bible.

Then again, this little anecdote always makes me chuckle!

Luke 16: 19-26

19 There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:

20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,

21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.

22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;

23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.

24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.

25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.

26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

Isn't that a happy tale! We True Christians will be in Heaven, able to look down upon those unfortunate billions who did not love and unquestioningly obey Jesus in all things, and laugh . . . and they will be able to look up from the Lake of Fire and see us, roasting marshmallows.

Glory!

Jesus, how do I love thee? Let me count the gays (that will all burn in the fire that is not quenched)!

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

I haven't found much funny in the books of the Bible.

Then again, this little anecdote always makes me chuckle!

Luke 16: 19-26


Isn't that a happy tale! We True Christians will be in Heaven, able to look down upon those unfortunate billions who did not love and unquestioningly obey Jesus in all things, and laugh . . . and they will be able to look up from the Lake of Fire and see us, roasting marshmallows.

Glory!

Jesus, how do I love thee? Let me count the gays (that will all burn in the fire that is not quenched)!

I was talking about "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". I have all the books in the set.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Lunar_seed

I was talking about "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". I have all the books in the set.

and how is a Sci-fi tale that is basically an allegory for England in the late '70s going to help you friend? Only the Bible can do that. Look friend, this who thing about other worlds and alien races is utter nonsense; the stars are nothing more than fixtures in the firmament, that is all. Little lights to make the night sky look pretty.

[Lord Lucifer]

I agree, its just fiction and you shouldnt base anything on that. It doesnt have a "truth" in it accept for the fact that towels are quite usefull. But you could have leaned that anywhere

No, the H2G2 isnt anything like the bible, so dont treat them alike.