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Default Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-19-2007, 12:14 AM
Friends, we all know that, thanks to the corrupting influence of the treacherous Demoncrats, the enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay enjoy a life of luxury, all paid for at taxpayers' expense. But did you know they even have a library of unGodly texts, and are free to while away the sunny hours by perusing whatever hate-filled terrorist manual they choose? Believe it or not, it's true! But what is the #1 hit with our Jihadist enemies? Might it be the Qu'ran, you wonder? Well, you'd be wrong. The most popular book with terrorists who hate America is, of course, none other than Harry Potter and the Prince of Darkness.
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Harry Potter's worldwide popularity is so broad-based that it has become favorite reading for Islamic terror suspects at the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay.
Lori, who for two years has overseen the detention center's library, said J.K. Rowling's tales about the boy wizard are on top of the request list for the camp's 520 al Qaeda and Taliban suspects, followed by Agatha Christie whodunits.
"We've got a few who are kind of hooked on it. A couple have asked if they can see the movie," said Lori, a civilian contractor who asked that her last name not be publicized.
And the liberals would have you believe that Harry Potter isn't Satanic propaganda! Why is this sort of terrorist anti-God propaganda even tolerated in a free society? This is of particular importance for the Christian parents among us - of course, no decent parent would ever dream of allowing their child within fifteen yards of such a vile book unless they were taking them to a family-friendly book burning event, but there may be a few wavering lukewarm types who were wondering if it was really so bad. Well, now it's official - allow your child to read Harry Potter, and you might as well get them a TNT vest to go with it.

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Friends, we all know that, thanks to the corrupting influence of the treacherous Demoncrats, the enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay enjoy a life of luxury, all paid for at taxpayers' expense. But did you know they even have a library of unGodly texts, and are free to while away the sunny hours by perusing whatever hate-filled terrorist manual they choose? Believe it or not, it's true! But what is the #1 hit with our Jihadist enemies? Might it be the Qu'ran, you wonder? Well, you'd be wrong. The most popular book with terrorists who hate America is, of course, none other than Harry Potter and the Prince of Darkness.

And the liberals would have you believe that Harry Potter isn't Satanic propaganda! Why is this sort of terrorist anti-God propaganda even tolerated in a free society? This is of particular importance for the Christian parents among us - of course, no decent parent would ever dream of allowing their child within fifteen yards of such a vile book unless they were taking them to a family-friendly book burning event, but there may be a few wavering lukewarm types who were wondering if it was really so bad. Well, now it's official - allow your child to read Harry Potter, and you might as well get them a TNT vest to go with it.
Is it possible, Brother, that the Lord is working through Harry Potter to steer these Islamists away from Mohammed? After all, while Harry Potter books encourage more or less direct Satan-worship, they don't actually encourage murdering innocent Christians like the Koran.

Perhaps Jesus is using Harry Potter books to open these Islamists' minds to God, rather than their childish superstitions?
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Is it possible, Brother, that the Lord is working through Harry Potter to steer these Islamists away from Mohammed? After all, while Harry Potter books encourage more or less direct Satan-worship, they don't actually encourage murdering innocent Christians like the Koran.
What do you mean? Of course they do.

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What do you mean? Of course they do.
They DO?

Goodness, I knew I should have read the whole book instead of the Cliff Notes!
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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-19-2007, 03:59 AM
God bless our Godly President. As always, he is five steps ahead of everyone else! Of course he knew what he was doing when he allowed Rowling's Witch's Handbook to be stocked at his holy prison. The mooslims claim to be peaceful and that they worship God (though their tongues would burn from that blasphemy so they're forced to call Him "Allah"), but by allowing them access to that garbage he knew they'd show their true allegiances!
I wonder how the demoncrats will try to spin this now.

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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-27-2007, 06:11 AM
Awwww. I thought it was cute. Odd, but cute.

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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-27-2007, 02:32 PM
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Awwww. I thought it was cute. Odd, but cute.
Good to have you back, Sister! What with you being a degenerate Canuckistani and all, we all assumed you had backslid (backslided? backslidden?) into sin and choked to death in a puddle of your own AIDS-riddled vomit, and were now suffering your eternal punishment for not being male and American enough. It's very good to see that's not the case, the thought of you drowning in flames for eternity was nearly enough to put me off my noodles. Anyway, welcome back.

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Good to have you back, Sister! What with you being a Marvelous Canadian and all, we all assumed you had surpassed us in every aspect and decided that no Canadian would lower themselves to the level on which we ignorant Americans find ourselves. It's very good to see that's not the case, the thought of you being so far above us and so much better than we makes me ashamed to call myself American. Anyway, welcome back.
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Why is this sort of terrorist anti-God propaganda even tolerated in a free society?
Because it's a free society.
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Because it's a free Christian society.
There we go. A Christian society is free to do what Jesus wants.


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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-29-2007, 09:13 PM
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-Brother Temperance said we leave in a 'free' society, this is true.
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-Brother Temperance said we leave in a 'free' society, this is true.
People are free to live how they want (exept if they disobey the law).
Let us put it this way; if you saw someone on the street slashing themselves with a razor you say it is right if the authorities stopped them from hurting themselves? That society has the obligation to protect and care for the insane.


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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-30-2007, 12:25 AM
Well of course Harry Potter is demonic. JK Rowling is known to be a witch. Only a witch could write such vile stories for children. I say we burn her at the stake for being a witch. But first we should make her watch her books being burned.
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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-30-2007, 12:28 AM
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Well of course Harry Potter is demonic. JK Rowling is known to be a witch. Only a witch could write such vile stories for children. I say we burn her at the stake for being a witch. But first we should make her watch her books being burned.
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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-30-2007, 08:07 PM
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I wasn't born American. I suppose you racist Canuckistanis are probably incapable of telling civilised white people apart. How very ignorant you are.

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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-30-2007, 08:35 PM
Perhaps the reason behind it being in demand is because it's decently well written and so thick that it is sure to pass alot of time.
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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 01-30-2007, 08:45 PM
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Perhaps the reason behind it being in demand is because it's decently well written and so thick that it is sure to pass alot of time.
Or maybe the softness and texture of the paper it's printed on makes for a fine alternative to regular bathroom tissue.

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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 02-02-2007, 06:47 PM
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One must wonder, Neko, whether you are not so thick yourself that your assessment of whether something is "decenly well-written" can be taken very seriously. That and whether the demon of false liebral Christianity has blinded your eyes to the truth. Harry Potter and his creator Rowling are tools of Satan that lead impressionable young people away from the Lord. One would think that you could at least see and admit that, even if your alliance with the forces of the Dark prevents you from helping at our book burnings.

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Aww! Brother Temperance! I do believe that was the nicest post you've ever made! *Gives you a cookie* There, there, dear Brother T, it's not your fault you were so unlucky as to be born American.
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Default Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter - 02-03-2007, 03:42 PM
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Perhaps the reason behind it being in demand is because it's decently well written and so thick that it is sure to pass alot of time.
Even Mrs Betty Bowers herself admits that Harry Potter is more appealing than anything the Christians are putting up.
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