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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 11:27 PM

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It's the KJ bible lol, not the J.K Rowling
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-28-2007, 07:28 AM

Ok, can someone please tell me which one's to read and which ones not to?


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Ok, can someone please tell me which one's to read and which ones not to?
Read the King James Version Bible, starting at Genesis and ending with Revelation.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-28-2007, 07:43 AM

Ok, thank you.

And the best place to do that is www.biblegateway.com ?


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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-29-2007, 01:23 AM

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McDonald's is a evil place. They kill cows in a horrable way, and have you ever see "Super Size Me"?
So how does one kills cows in a nice way?
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If I'm going to eat meat, it is not going to be a Mc-are-you-sure-this-isn't-mad-cow Burger. I fail to see the Godliness of eating a gray hamburger. Only now made with 100% beef? I will go for a McApple Pie though. I don't know why they expire at exactly 4:00 (and it is 4:30 when I buy it), but they're pretty good.
You've been eating out-of-date food? That'd explain why you're delirious. Seriously, a degenerate like you might as well just go the whole hog and start eating out of dumpsters.
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Well, wehn I ate meat, I felt sick alot, but when I became a vegan, I became alot healthier and I started to feel alot better. And I rather have them die from old age. Not from some guy killing them.
And that's how you'd solve third-world starvation, is it? Just wait for all the animals to die of old age?


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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-29-2007, 01:30 AM

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You've been eating out-of-date food? That'd explain why you're delirious. Seriously, a degenerate like you might as well just go the whole hog and start eating out of dumpsters.
Perhaps that's where she got her name? Maybe she found some sinister-looking pineapple
pizza in a dumpster?
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-29-2007, 05:11 AM

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Perhaps that's where she got her name? Maybe she found some sinister-looking pineapple
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