[Slurppa Swirvy]

What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.

[Nobar King]

Have you ever even read the Bible?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Sleppa Swirvy

What makes Jesus so special?

Only He suffered and died (temporarily) for my sins.

Originally Posted by Sleppa Swirvy

Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Sleppa Swirvy

What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.

You need to read the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) to understand.

[Thurly]

Originally Posted by Dirk

You need to read the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) to understand.

Especially Ecclesiastes 10:8
"He that diggeth a pit shall fall into it; and whoso breaketh an hedge, a serpent shall bite him"

Thus damnation will come to all those who doubt Jesus!

[Gemira]

The very fact that thousands of people were crucified adds to the Bible's infinite credibility. The evidence they left gives us a picture of the agony Our Lord went through on the Cross, and establishes it as a historical event.

[Jedediah]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.

You utter blasphemy with impunity. We will see who has the last laugh when I am bathing in my Savior's radiance, pressed against the bosom of Jesus, while you burn in hell, suffering unspeakable torments for all eternity! Do you have any comprehension of eternity, son? The suffering and anguish will never end for you, for your worm shall not die!

Isaiah 66:24
And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.

I can't wait to laugh at you while you burn in hell, atheist scum! Repent before it is too late!

And you are absolutely wrong about the divine nature of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611). How do I know? Because God tells us so.

I Peter 1:23-25
Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever. For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:
But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

II Peter 1:21
For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

II Timothy 3:16-17
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.

I rest my case.

We will be here for you when you are ready to accept Him and live by His Word. We love you, and we want you to join us in Heaven, singing and praising His Name for all eternity.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.

What a silly question! Jesus didn't stay dead!

Romans 1:3-4 "Concerning his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, which was made of the seed of David according to the flesh; And declared to be the Son of God with power, according to the spirit of holiness, by the resurrection from the dead:"

Amen!!!

[BelieverInGod]

Sister Pamela is right, the difference is that no other victim of the Crucifixion came back. Also most of them were guilty whereas our Lord and Saviour was innocent and only put to death to please the Jewish leaders.

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Sister Pamela is right, the difference is that no other victim of the Crucifixion came back. Also most of them were guilty whereas our Lord and Saviour was innocent and only put to death to please the Jewish leaders.

As you can see, ZOG was already active back then.

[Justin Z]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.

I didn't know Superman comic books had that amount of wisdom as a Bible. I have to start reading it more then. Maybe I can learn more. The Bible is very wise indeed.

[Slurppa Swirvy]

Since all you are so busy following the bible to the very letter, here are a few I'd like to see you practice:

People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-23)
If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
Don't let your cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Until all of you follow even these bizarre laws do not go preaching about the bible as the word of god, for you are only a hypocrite until you do.
Good luck

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

Since all you are so busy following the bible to the very letter, here are a few I'd like to see you practice:

People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-23)
If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
Don't let your cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Until all of you follow even these bizarre laws do not go preaching about the bible as the word of god, for you are only a hypocrite until you do.
Good luck

You command us to do these things? Who do you think you are, God?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

Since all you are so busy following the bible to the very letter, here are a few I'd like to see you practice:

People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-23)
If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
Don't let your cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Until all of you follow even these bizarre laws do not go preaching about the bible as the word of god, for you are only a hypocrite until you do.
Good luck

We follow the Holy Bible word for word. That's why we live in Freehold, Iowa, a privately gated Christian community, where secular laws allow usto worship God as He demands.

That being said, you are misinterpeting some of those Scriptures. The Bible does not prohibit us from getting haircuts or shaving. Those who have beards are forbidden to round the corners of them, that's all.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

Since all you are so busy following the bible to the very letter, here are a few I'd like to see you practice:

People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-23)
If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
Don't let your cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Until all of you follow even these bizarre laws do not go preaching about the bible as the word of god, for you are only a hypocrite until you do.
Good luck

The Holy Bible (KJV) also says this:

"That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." 2 Chronicles 15:13

You should be most thankful that True Christians™ are "hypocrites".

Of course, we are nothing of the sort. We are guided by the Holy Spirit and Jesus to understand the Word© in its proper context and abide by secular law when we must.

The hypocrite is the lazy heathen scum such as yourself that think they can undermine our faith by Googling for "evil" in the bible when no such thing truly exists.

Get saved or fry.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

S[...]Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)[...]

Le:19:27: Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

Now you see that there is nothing against cutting the hair, as long as the corners are not round (which is effeminate) and marring the corners of a beard can only be done if you have a beard.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

What makes Jesus so special? Untold numbers of men were brutally killed the same as he so why should I care any more about his death? Because the bible tells me so? Bullshit. The King James version is hand-picked human edited piece of literature, man made on all accounts. It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.

Mr Slushpuppy,

How about you show us names of those others crucified who rose from (temporary) death.

This too was just one of the many miracles Jesus Christ performed in his all too short life on earth.

Jesus healed (and still continues to) the sick, cleansed the lepers, raised the dead, cast out demons, turned water into wine, cursed and withered a fig tree and fed the masses from near nothing (loaves and fishes).

Those that the Christ healed of demon possession were almost always also healed of a physical or psychological ailment that the demon-possession had caused either by organic damage or through self-damaging (sinful) behavior e.g.

Luke 13:11-12

"And, behold, there was a woman which had a spirit of infirmity eighteen years, and was bowed together, and could in no wise lift up herself. And when Jesus saw her, He called her to Him, and said unto her, Woman, thou art loosed from thine infirmity"

Matthew 12:22

"Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil, blind, and dumb: and He healed him, insomuch that the blind and dumb both spake and saw."

Luke 8:27,35

"And when He went forth to land, there met Him out of the city a certain man, which had devils long time, and ware no clothes, neither abode in any house, but in the tombs ... Then they went out to see what was done; and came to Jesus, and found the man, out of whom the devils were departed, sitting at the feet of Jesus, clothed, and in his right mind"

Matthew 9:32-33

"As they went out, behold, they brought to Him a dumb man possessed with a devil. And when the devil was cast out, the dumb spake"

No one else has done all these things and THAT is what makes Our Lord Jesus Christ, so dang special!!!

You think about that!!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Originally Posted by Slurppa Swirvy

It is no more divine than a Superman comic book and contains about the same amount of wisdom.

You're very mistaken. The Superman comic book series are not divine, nor do they contain any wisdom. They were written by a jew (Jerry Siegel) who wanted to spread his jewish propaganda of hating Jesus and only reading the Old Testament instead of the entire KJV1611 Bible. Ever since comic books have been around, the percentage of youth who read the Bible has been declining. Jews running the comic book industry (led by Satan, obviously) are to blame for this.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Sister Pamela Thompson

You're very mistaken. The Superman comic book series are not divine, nor do they contain any wisdom. They were written by a jew (Jerry Siegel) who wanted to spread his jewish propaganda of hating Jesus and only reading the Old Testament instead of the entire KJV1611 Bible. Ever since comic books have been around, the percentage of youth who read the Bible has been declining. Jews running the comic book industry (led by Satan, obviously) are to blame for this.

SO correct Sister Pamela and also, Jesus has NEVER worn a cape. He had a COAT, nor did Jesus show His undergarments OVER his clothing.

Capes are garments of wizards, witches and homers so therefore of satan.

Satan wears a cape and by the looks, a leotard at least if not, a unitard.



YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow