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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 12:15 AM
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I'm a dane,
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and I really need to disagree with you, Bryan Makariki. Yes, Denmark is a cold country, in the winter times. But not a boring country. You've ever been here? We got the most amazing coast line! You can go for a walk in the center of Copenhagen,
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Oh wow, a walk, how exciting.....
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in about a half an hour, you've seen 10 beatiful churches! Old churches, very beatiful. We've got a couple of catholic churches to. We've got old castle all over the place.
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Why would we care about Catholic churches? And how many castles do you need in 16,000 square miles. Really you're only about half the size of Maine.
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Go to "Nyhavn" in Copenhagen, fantastic place. You can't go see the Little Mermaid at the time, she's in China.
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I can see China from Denmark?
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And hey, why don't stop by a museum? Almost every of them is free.
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Why, they're full of atheist lies.
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And go to "Dyrehaven"! A beatiful, real big "park area" with deers, alot of different birds ect.
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Can we shoot them? I doubt it, at least here we can shoot them.
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You can even take a ride in a horse cart or on a horseback!
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How exciting. Or I can go to a local field trial, that's a lot cheaper and I'm allowed to shoot things.
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You'd probably not like Christiani, even though theres, well yeah, beatiful.
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No idea what you're talking about.
Really if this is the best sales pitch you have for tourists, no wonder nobody goes there.
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Yeah, but listen. You buy Lego. If everybody stopped doin' it, Lego wouldn't sell shit
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We don't buy lego.
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We don't have a communist government. They are liberal. And I really enjoy the way the danish health system works. And the social system too. A lot of people get's help that way.
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You're communist, whether you know it or not.
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Well, never really heard of H.C. Andersen molest children?! Dunno where you got that from.. He was gay though, but that doesn't matter.. And he made a dash in his diary every time he masturbated. But does it change the fact that his fairytales are fab?
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All gays are child molesters. He was also abused as a child
http://www.suite101.com/content/hc-a...writer-a148498
And we know that abused children become abusers, so yeah, guess what. Not that they'd tell you that in your communist schools.
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About famous danish people. Ever heard about Soeren Kierkegaard? Real famous! Niels Bohr? Heard of the band Aqua? You know "I'm a Barbie Girl"? Helena Christensen? Mads Mikkelsen? As far as I know, they're pretty normal people. Soeren Kirkegaard didn't like jews, but that was a very normal thing in Denmark at his time.
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Never heard of one of them.
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The vikings may have raped. But hey, I don't think they invented it, sorry
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And to all of you, Pippi Långstrump, Pippi Langstrømpe or Pippi Longstocking is swedish! Astrid Lindgren wrote those amazing books. And the blue and white flag; that's finnish.
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And to you, did you bother to read the thread? All your answers AND MORE could have been answered by ACTUALLY BOTHERING TO READ THE THREAD!
But that would be too hard for your little atheist mind wouldn't it.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 12:37 AM
Well, ride a bike. use the metro. I don't care. what I do know is that Copenhagen is a beautiful town, and we do have many tourist. I'm not trying to get you to Denmark. Just trying to say that it's not a boring country.
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christiania
This is Christiania, one of Denmarks main touristattractions.
You don't know Niels Bohr? Come on! He helped inventing the atomic bomb. And he's got a elemental atom, number 107, bohrium? Hmm. Soeren Kierkegaard. Too bad you don't know him!
You know that isn't true, that part about abusement. It wouldn't make sense if everybody that ever had been abused went on and became a abuser. But theres certainly a bigger chance that a abused child becomes a abuser. But that really doesn't proove that H.C. Andersen was a child molester.
And hey, about the raping part. What about in Ancient Greek? Or in the Roman Empire? Ain't there anything about somebody's getting raped in the bible?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 12:42 AM
I am getting so tired of Denmark! I'm sick of the silly Dennishites popping by here and giving us the same, boring, inconsequential information that the earlier set of silly Denmarians provided.
You know, I love Jesus, and I do not ever question God-- I mean, not EVER-- but I wish He would get on with the smiting of Denny and the Danes and wipe every last one of them off the face of the earth so I don't have to hear from another one. Or else, He could take me home to Him.
It's like a bunch of them wake up from a drunken stupor, stumble over to this site, read the title of the thread and the first couple of words of the actual post and then blurt out their outrage before stumbling back under the bar table to resume sleeping off their binge.
Then, a few others come to from their benders, and repeat the same process.
At any given moment, a considerable portion of the population is either stinking drunk, getting stinking drunk, or hazily firing off stupid posts before going back to getting stinking drunk some more.
And then there are those who simply stink.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 12:50 AM
Are you people enjoying your atheist lies in your demonic language?
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10-26-2010, 12:55 AM
Then please let Him take you home! Racist.
How can you judge an entire nation, I'm sure you've never been here, and I'm sure you've never met a Dane or talked to one. We are actually a very nice nation. And just because we get drunk doesn't mean we're drunk all the time! I drink, but only (almost only) in the weekends and the holidays. We kind of have a life to, you know? Don't judge people you don't know. You're walking in true darkness if you such things. Accept other people. I respect you, even though I'm an atheist. Or, I respect your religion, but not you. You're waaay to intolerant
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:04 AM
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Then please let Him take you home! Racist.
How can you judge an entire nation, I'm sure you've never been here, and I'm sure you've never met a Dane or talked to one. We are actually a very nice nation. And just because we get drunk doesn't mean we're drunk all the time! I drink, but only (almost only) in the weekends and the holidays. We kind of have a life to, you know? Don't judge people you don't know. You're walking in true darkness if you such things. Accept other people. I respect you, even though I'm an atheist. Or, I respect your religion, but not you. You're waaay to intolerant
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Not exactly sure you're talking to here, I'm assuming me, but....
1. Yes I've met many Danes, I show Rotts and we're both in the working dog class.
2. So you admit that you're a nation of drunks, but not all the time. Wow, haven't met a drunk that used that excuse before
3. I just pointed out that what you said about your country is incredibly boring.
4. Since when is Denmarkian a race? You atheists twist and turn ever word. Am I racist because I don't like pineapple as well?
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I'm an atheist. Or, I respect your religion, but not you. You're waaay to intolerant
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Once again, do you even know what the words "respect" or "tolerance" mean? It would be so much easier to understand you atheists if you could just accept the common meanings of words.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:04 AM
Hello Maria, thanks for your commercial for Denmark. I'm guessing that the financial crisis is getting a little tight over there in Denmarkistan. Obviously, as Denmark is a land without any natural resources, tourists will play a vital role in Denmarks economy. However, seeing how you seem to use your delusional danish brain to twist the reality about Denmark, i felt obligated to help you out. I am sure that you are a really nice person, however it does not change the fact that you are just plain dumb, as well. Let's start with the beginning.
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I'm a dane, and I really need to disagree with you.
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Of course you do, you are a Dane. You need to disagree with everything and everyone, even when you are wrong and we are right!
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Yes, Denmark is a cold country, in the winter times.
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In fact, Denmark is so cold and dark during the winter, that 50% of the population in Denmark suffers from the constant darkness, while 8% breaks down into a winter depression.
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Go to "Nyhavn" in Copenhagen, fantastic place.
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I did a bit of research regarding Nyhavn. It seems to be a small dockside in the capital area of Denmark. What i noticed, is that Nyhavn is known for prostitution. Why would you want people to visit a place in Denmark full of prostitution? Perhaps you are one of the danish prostitutes from Nyhavn who are in desperate need of customers, and therefore advising people in here to give you a visit?
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You've ever been here? We got the most amazing coast line!
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Depends on what you call an amazing coast line.
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You can go for a walk in the center of Copenhagen, in about a half an hour, you've seen 10 beatiful churches! Old churches, very beatiful. We've got a couple of catholic churches to. We've got old castle all over the place.
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This picture seems to be taken in the center of Copenhagen. I count two Tuborg pubs, most likely filled with drunk Denmarkians. I count one Mcdonalds restaurant as well, but i am unable to locate any churches/castles. Why would Denmarkistan have any churches when 85% of the Denmarkish population are atheists? Apart from that, i am amazed to see how dirty the streets of Copenhagen is. No wonder why Denmark holds the garbage EU record.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:17 AM
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Then please let Him take you home! Racist. . .
Accept other people. I respect you, even though I'm an atheist. Or, I respect your religion, but not you. You're waaay to intolerant
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Dear, let me see . . . I am not a racist. The people of your country, while florid-faced with alcohol are at least white -- whiter than me, I imagine.
I don't have to accept other people just because you tell me to. God calls the shots in my life. And He has provided me with a comprehensive playbook for following His will. It's called the Bible. Read it. If you can find the time between getting drunk and posting pointless posts.
I don't particularly care if you respect me, or my religion. I want you to read the Bible and respect its power.
I'm more tolerant than you might think. I have tolerated over a thousand posts from some very misled countrymen of yours. It's just that I'm getting so bored with the same outraged protests over and over and over again.
You are missing the point that God and His followers are not to be trifled with. You think that COM original post is a problem for your beloved country?
Wait until we get a few more determined Christians in office.
Oh, and sweetie pie? From the day I accepted Jesus as my personal savior until this day itself, I have always been much, much more easygoing than the majority of Christians you are likely to encounter.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:19 AM
1. So you've met Danes, and didn't like any of them?
2. Not what I said. I said yes, we drink, but no, we don't drink all the time. That doesn't mean we're a nation of drunks. It means, yes we drink. Any nation does!
4. Using wrong words, sorry.
BUT! I still think that you're intolerant. You can't except a nation because you've heard some bad stuff. Man..
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:20 AM
According to our live statistics, right now we only have one person from Denmark online. Can someone please confirm, that J.C Denton, TolerateMe, and Maria Constanze is not the same insane danish person sitting on 3 different accounts, while writing this nonsense-language with him or herself?.
We already had the articles about the increasing amount of danish children suffering mental retardation, perhaps the dialogue between these three has been a valid proof to our claims.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:22 AM
Thanks awsomeness, Now lets compare to areas I grew up in
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:28 AM
Would you use the quote function so that we have some idea who you're talking about?
Because it's numbered, I'm assuming me.
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1. So you've met Danes, and didn't like any of them?
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Sure I like Danes, I even considered the breed until my vet pointed out that they're the second sickest breed going (Cavalier King Charles spaniels being #1)
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2. Not what I said. I said yes, we drink, but no, we don't drink all the time. That doesn't mean we're a nation of drunks. It means, yes we drink. Any nation does!
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You may want to read this thread about alcoholism
http://www.articlesbase.com/marriage...ic-379615.html
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Other common arguments are “I can’t be an alcoholic because I don’t drink all the time” or “I don’t get drunk every time I drink”. So what!!
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4. Using wrong words, sorry.
BUT! I still think that you're intolerant. You can't except a nation because you've heard some bad stuff. Man..
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:32 AM
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1. So you've met Danes, and didn't like any of them?
2. Not what I said. I said yes, we drink, but no, we don't drink all the time. That doesn't mean we're a nation of drunks. It means, yes we drink. Any nation does!
4. Using wrong words, sorry.
BUT! I still think that you're intolerant. You can't except a nation because you've heard some bad stuff. Man..
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I somehow get the feeling that math is not your strong point. The number 3 is between 2 and 4.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-26-2010, 01:33 AM
Wow, thanks! I think you're extremely stupid! And plain dumb to!
Well, Nyhavn isn't only known for prostitutes. And hey, no I'm not a prostitute, and I would never do even if I was, sorry. It's a beautiful place to, every summer both tourists and Danes go for a walk and have a icecream while walking. And, I know all of you in this forum for some reason HATES H.C. Andersen, but he lived there too, so you can see his old house. Well, in Greenland it's even worse with winter depression, surely it is in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Alaska ect. And actually, Denmark ain't that cold. It's just very windy
Hmm, I'm sure you saw some more beautiful shore lines than that but picked the one you thought was the ugliest.
Hmm, well, find a map and see.
Well, we like to keep some historical and cultural heritage, so we keep them. And people still go to church. And it's a pitty to tear 500 year old church down I think. Where did you say you were from?
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10-26-2010, 01:56 AM
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Wow, thanks! I think you're extremely stupid! And plain dumb to!
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The words, "stupid" and "dumb" pretty much mean the same thing. But hey, I find you boring and tedious, not to mention dense and undiscerning. So, I guess somethings are worth repeating.
But not the complaints of your countrymen about COM's original post.
Each one is a broken pencil--missing the point and cluttering up the junk drawer.
Once in a great while we have encountered a Danelander who is sharp enough to see the great truth we share.
We always welcome those who discern the truth to join our cause. We truly do not care a wit about their color or nationality or gender. As long as they agree with us, we are content.
Oh, and that doesn't make us intolerant. You don't agree with us and you are clearly not content in the least.
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10-26-2010, 02:15 AM
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Wow, thanks! I think you're extremely stupid! And plain dumb to!
Well, Nyhavn isn't only known for prostitutes. And hey, no I'm not a prostitute, and I would never do even if I was, sorry. It's a beautiful place to, every summer both tourists and Danes go for a walk and have a icecream while walking. And, I know all of you in this forum for some reason HATES H.C. Andersen, but he lived there too, so you can see his old house. Well, in Greenland it's even worse with winter depression, surely it is in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Alaska ect. And actually, Denmark ain't that cold. It's just very windy
Hmm, I'm sure you saw some more beautiful shore lines than that but picked the one you thought was the ugliest.
Hmm, well, find a map and see.
Well, we like to keep some historical and cultural heritage, so we keep them. And people still go to church. And it's a pitty to tear 500 year old church down I think. Where did you say you were from?
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On what behalf are you making those bold claims? You are the one who has been lying and twisting reality into your own favour. You have been spreading lies and propaganda about how "Great a country Denmark is". Seriously, are you even from Denmark. You seem to have little if no knowledge and insight in your own country. Are you sure that you are not a troll who claims to be from Denmark?
Now you are being confronted repeatable times with facts that shows that Denmark is far from a great country at all. Personally, i think that you are the dumb person here, if not completely screwed up. But hey, you are from Denmark, logically you need to be more or less screwed up to live there.
Don't worry, even if you were a prostitute, people would not even consider buying you for money. You are simply not worth it. Regarding your danish healthcare, did you forget to tell people that you were too dumb and delusional to separate reality from your own denmark-fantasy world?
Denmark has amongst the worst healthcare in the world. Currently ranked 34, The hospitals in Denmark are of extremely low standards, in fact the majority of hospitals in the capital area of Denmark seems to consists of hospitals so dirty, nasty and disgusting that the citizens in Denmark are getting even more sick each time they visit one of their hospitals.
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10-26-2010, 03:11 AM
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Wow, thanks! I think you're extremely stupid! And plain dumb to!
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Well, Nyhavn isn't only known for prostitutes. And hey, no I'm not a prostitute, and I would never do even if I was, sorry.
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So wonderful it has a disease named after it. Nyhan syndrome AKA Juvenile gout. What are you feeding those poor kids!
But lets see what information we can dig up on it.
- Dug by Swedish slaves between 1670-1673, wow and you people slam us for slavery.
- Oooh, wooden ships! Halifax tried that in Canada. Guess what, nobody wants wooden ships anymore.
- Has a history of being a place in which only sailors and thugs ventured, yeah that's really making me want to go
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It's a beautiful place to, every summer both tourists and Danes go for a walk and have a icecream while walking.
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So I should pay $3,000 for plane tickets so I can eat ice cream? How about I just go downtown and buy some there. I can walk around Freehold at the same time.
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And, I know all of you in this forum for some reason HATES H.C. Andersen, but he lived there too, so you can see his old house.
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Oh goody, is there someone there to give my boys the "full H.C. Andersen experience"
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Well, in Greenland it's even worse with winter depression, surely it is in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Alaska ect. And actually, Denmark ain't that cold. It's just very windy
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Because 3 degrees with 93% humidity isn't cold. No thanks I'll stick with my 69 degrees.
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Hmm, I'm sure you saw some more beautiful shore lines than that but picked the one you thought was the ugliest.
Hmm, well, find a map and see.
Well, we like to keep some historical and cultural heritage, so we keep them. And people still go to church. And it's a pitty to tear 500 year old church down I think. Where did you say you were from?
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10-26-2010, 03:34 AM
I personally bileeve Denmark is a gay/bisexual state.
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10-26-2010, 11:01 AM
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But lets see what information we can dig up on it.
- Dug by Swedish slaves between 1670-1673, wow and you people slam us for slavery.
- Oooh, wooden ships! Halifax tried that in Canada. Guess what, nobody wants wooden ships anymore.
- Has a history of being a place in which only sailors and thugs ventured, yeah that's really making me want to go
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- We dont slam you guys for slavery, we slam you for not abolishing it earlier. And the workers that dug the harbour wasnt slaves, they where war prisoners.
- Mabye not over on your side of the Atlantic, but here owning a wooden ship in good shape is a sign of wealth and style.
- Sailors and thugs? Thats decades ago, these days its a place where tourists go and get a beer and enjoy the sunshine in the summer.
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So I should pay $3,000 for plane tickets so I can eat ice cream? How about I just go downtown and buy some there. I can walk around Freehold at the same time.
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Well, you shouldnt go to Denmark only to buy icecream, if you just want an icecream i think you should stick to Freehold.
BTW, $3000 to get to Denmark from the US, isnt that a bit exaggerated?
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Because 3 degrees with 93% humidity isn't cold. No thanks I'll stick with my 69 degrees.
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Its not 3 degrees Fahrenheit in Denmark all year round, it happens that it gets that low in the winter, but in the summer its usually around 68 degrees Fahrenheit.
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10-26-2010, 11:12 AM
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BTW, $3000 to get to Denmark from the US, isnt that a bit exaggerated?
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I could not agree more. One should get money for visiting Denmark instead of having to pay for it!
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