[styrofoamcups]

'Allo 'allo.

I was quite disappointed when I first signed up and discovered there are a lot of "hidden" fairy piffles on this site pretending to even have the SLIGHTEST NOTION of God's love.

Anyway, on to me.

I am a porn novelist. VERY softcore. I write romantic porno, usually revolving around tender liaisons between Catholics and Presbyterians (something that could never happen in the real world, therefore my novels are very popular...in a small community of people).

I HATE fags (cigarettes and the homos) and I love Jesus.

HI.

[Nobar King]

How much do you love Jesus? How much of your dirty porn money have you donated to your unsuspecting Church?

[styrofoamcups]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

How much do you love Jesus? How much of your dirty porn money have you donated to your unsuspecting Church?

I love Jesus more than my 7 inch cock and my most recently published story about some fags getting some seriously righteous justice (an Aryan Nations group sodomized them with bronze crosses).
I have in fact, donated all of my proceeds to my church of choice (which changes on a monthly basis)

AND YOU???

[WildCard~]

Originally Posted by styrofoamcups

I love Jesus more than my 7 inch cock and my most recently published story about some fags getting some seriously righteous justice (an Aryan Nations group sodomized them with bronze crosses).
I have in fact, donated all of my proceeds to my church of choice (which changes on a monthly basis)

AND YOU???

I raise chicken but must confuse I've never heard of a 7 inch cock before, is that a special breed????

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Originally Posted by styrofoamcups

I love Jesus more than my 7 inch cock and my most recently published story about some fags getting some seriously righteous justice (an Aryan Nations group sodomized them with bronze crosses).
I have in fact, donated all of my proceeds to my church of choice (which changes on a monthly basis)

AND YOU???

Jesus HATES your porn. Your smut is a drop in the bucket compared to the ocean that the Song of Solomon is. You also seem to have an obsession with with homosexuals. The only fanny you should be worried about is yours when hellfire turns it as red as the Devil!

[styrofoamcups]

Originally Posted by Youth Pastor Marty

Jesus HATES your porn. Your smut is a drop in the bucket compared to the ocean that the Song of Solomon is. You also seem to have an obsession with with homosexuals. The only fanny you should be worried about is yours when hellfire turns it as red as the Devil!

I'll have you know that MY stories come highly recommended by well-known TV evangelists!!!
Did you ever feel dirty whilst reading the Song of Solomon? Well, now we're making it more acceptable to RECOGNIZE and ACCEPT those feelings - I take that sordid scenario and make it more palatable to Christian needs, I'm doing you a favor BROTHER!!

I won't get into the raw details about my hatred towards homosexuals. Just know it is HEALTHY and active!!!

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Originally Posted by styrofoamcups

I'll have you know that MY stories come highly recommended by well-known TV evangelists!!!
Did you ever feel dirty whilst reading the Song of Solomon? Well, now we're making it more acceptable to RECOGNIZE and ACCEPT those feelings - I take that sordid scenario and make it more palatable to Christian needs, I'm doing you a favor BROTHER!!

I won't get into the raw details about my hatred towards homosexuals. Just know it is HEALTHY and active!!!

Your stories come recommended by Satan. I sure hope you hate homosexuals, because when Satan's hula boys get ahold of you in Hell, you'll find they are a bit limp in the wrist!

[Nobar King]

Hey, SC, you might get along better if you tone it down a bit.

What kind of shoes do you like?
Tell us about your car?
How big is your apartment?
Who's your publisher?

[styrofoamcups]

Originally Posted by Youth Pastor Marty

Your stories come recommended by Satan. I sure hope you hate homosexuals, because when Satan's hula boys get ahold of you in Hell, you'll find they are a bit limp in the wrist!

my stories come recommended by SAINTS!!! Jesus' light has shown through these individuals and have led me on the path of enlightenment of the various ways in which you can love Jesus (positions too).

DO YOU HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH INCUBUS SEX?
It sounds to me like you've been having a little bit too much fun in the Devil's boudoir to me, sir!!

[styrofoamcups]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Hey, SC, you might get along better if you tone it down a bit.

What kind of shoes do you like?
Tell us about your car?
How big is your apartment?
Who's your publisher?

I like sandals much in the style Jesus wore.
I drive a Geo metro.
My apartment is big enough to fit two 12-year-old boys inside, stacked on top of one another.
My publisher is currently Cunning Linguist.

[FlamingHomo]

Hey guyyyss,
I was hoping to meet some really nice people on here, because I hear you all are just-so-FABULOUS!
Some people think christians are so evil, but they're so wrong! You're all just the cutest people, I just wanna scream
My hairdresser Fabio told me about this place and it sounds awesome!
Sorry if I come off strong, I'm just so flaaaaming

[WildCard~]

Originally Posted by FlamingHomo

Hey guyyyss,
I was hoping to meet some really nice people on here, because I hear you all are just-so-FABULOUS!
Some people think christians are so evil, but they're so wrong! You're all just the cutest people, I just wanna scream
My hairdresser Fabio told me about this place and it sounds awesome!
Sorry if I come off strong, I'm just so flaaaaming

It's kinda hard, we are told to love, yet God sure does a lot hating ! So I guess it's just comes natural for us to hate, because he hates! God Bless~

[heyhey]

Why'd you ban me?
I'm just a lonely gay guy who wants to find alot of dick.
Maybe god is hot, I hope he has a huge shlong.
You guys claim to love Jesus, yet you don't want to give him a blowjob?
Tsk tsk, such wasted protein.