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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-11-2009, 07:21 AM

I can't welcome you here since we have a policy of unsaved unwelcome. On that note, I think serious action to prevent you from going and doing more vile things is a necessary risk we must take. Yes, you should be put into the special area for those who need 24 hour survelliance. Did wonders for me!
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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-11-2009, 09:25 PM

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Do not speak of such things so blatantly; the first syllable being 'men' is the only contribution to the discussion GOD requires of males -- for which they are no doubt very grateful. They do not wish to read about the tumbleweeds blowing across the landscape of your fertility.

Please, they have suffered enough.

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Is the use of the word "Neighborhood" really a code work for a crack house???
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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-11-2009, 09:29 PM

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Does your hubby know you are using the computer?
my dear he does not.....
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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-11-2009, 09:33 PM

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I can't welcome you here since we have a policy of unsaved unwelcome. On that note, I think serious action to prevent you from going and doing more vile things is a necessary risk we must take. Yes, you should be put into the special area for those who need 24 hour survelliance. Did wonders for me!

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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-12-2009, 02:46 AM

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I'll supply the duck tape and handcuffs~
Filthy little munky spunk aren'tcha? Why do you have such a hate of Jesus? What did he ever do to you besides die for your sins? Why don't you see the love in this smiley that is beyond earthy understanding?. Even the Vampires know that for them it is their doom. Why don't you see that without it you will surely perish? You will be cursed by it or saved by it. Which will it be?

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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-12-2009, 02:48 AM

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What do you do with ducks you filthy harlot?


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Mrs Rogers~ I like to know????? Does Mr Roger remove his shoe and sweater before 4-play~
Please do NOT post such perverted grubbiness about my deceased husband.

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You tell me, you stoned necrophiliac!


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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-12-2009, 11:37 PM

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Filthy little munky spunk aren'tcha? Why do you have such a hate of Jesus? What did he ever do to you besides die for your sins? Why don't you see the love in this smiley that is beyond earthy understanding?. Even the Vampires know that for them it is their doom. Why don't you see that without it you will surely perish? You will be cursed by it or saved by it. Which will it be?

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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-12-2009, 11:40 PM

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What do you do with ducks you filthy harlot?
Oh Pastor, if I could describe to you what I could do with these articles it'd cause your pacemaker to sputter out of control and you'd spend an eternity in hell of gnashing teeth!!
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Oh Pastor, if I could describe to you what I could do with these articles it'd cause your pacemaker to sputter out of control and you'd spend an eternity in hell of gnashing teeth!!
Stop trying to seduce Pastor Pistle!

He's a Man of God, not a drunken sailor on shore leave!


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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-12-2009, 11:57 PM

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Please do NOT post such perverted grubbiness about my deceased husband.


You tell me, you stoned necrophiliac!

Mrs Roger~ Everyone knows it's you conservative types who are the real fire crackers between the sheets and set the loins of men aflame!

I'll confess as a child I'd watch your man faithfully on T.V and I can still feel his eyes optically screwing me.... It was a real downer to realize the man I called a god was just another pedophile wanting me to become just other fantasy in make-believe along with other kids, I thought I was special~
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Default Re: WildCard~ - 01-13-2009, 12:02 AM

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Stop trying to seduce Pastor Pistle!

He's a Man of God, not a drunken sailor on shore leave!

Sorry ~ I'll repent... Pastor just bring out the beast in me, there like gods right hand....
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Sorry ~ I'll repent... Pastor just bring out the beast in me, there like gods right hand....
Who are you? Why do you come to our forum to terrorize us? For what wicked purpose have you joined? Give us a good reason to help you leave. DO it or stop this filth.
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Mrs Roger~ Everyone knows it's you conservative types who are the real fire crackers between the sheets and set the loins of men aflame!
No, setting "the loins of men aflame" is what lesbians do, as directed by the Illuminati/NWO (Nagging Wimmin's Order). Although goths and emos tend to set their own loins aflame, in order to "feel something".

As for lesbian goths/emos, they will set their loins and bushy armpits aflame, whilst reciting feminazi poetry to any lone male who wanders nearby. Driven mad by their dour guilt-tripping, he sets fire not only to his own loins, but to his ears as well, in an effort to connect with the blessed silence only a female-free universe can provide.

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I'll confess as a child I'd watch your man faithfully on T.V and I can still feel his eyes optically screwing me....
I beg you pardon? Oh, I see ... everyone on TV speaks directly to you, as do the cars that pass by as you walk along the street.

However, you can be certain MY Mr. Rogers was never on the telly -- we didn't even own one! We would spend our evenings reading aloud from the KJV 1611.


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