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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-31-2014, 02:05 AM
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i am offended when a fellow heterosaxual does not enjoy eating trash. how can you say that you are a hetero™ when you do not enjoy the taste of nice, fresh garbage at breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-31-2014, 02:26 AM
Please define 'trash'.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-31-2014, 02:37 AM
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Please define 'trash'.
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trash
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the main source of heterosexual nourishment.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-31-2014, 02:44 AM
I believe this man is a homosexual and possibly a Nubian as well.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-31-2014, 02:09 PM
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My thoughts exactly dear brother. What a completely stupid post made by straightheterosaxual
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-02-2014, 03:05 AM
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My thoughts exactly dear brother. What a completely stupid post made by straightheterosaxual
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Pretty weird name too. I would hide my trombone from him.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-02-2014, 01:09 PM
I'm offended by heathens that try to force their ungodly beliefs upon me. Only True Christians should be legally aloud to go door-to-door, because we spread the truth not lies!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-12-2014, 01:00 AM
I am a jolly, good-hearted fellow, and it takes quite a bit to annoy/offend me. However, I am offended most by television and the message it sends to our children.
I was enjoying a Godly episode of Little House on the Prairie, when the show cuts to a commercial. Shown is a man trying to keep the interest of his daughter, who appears to be 1 year of age or less. The whole time he is playing peek-a-boo, the obviously demon daughter magically redecorates the walls, window coverings, and carpet. This hapless husband (I question calling him a husband, frankly) does not realize his child's witchcraft until the end of the commercial, which shows his wife out selecting these things - alone.
1. She is not at home taking care of their child - and it's obvious this child is in need of exorcism.
2. She is shopping alone for something other than groceries. Should not a man make the decisions regarding how his home is to be appointed? And should he not paint, carpet, etc. while his wife brings him cool drinks and wipes his brow and rinses brushes and tells him what a wonderful job he is doing? Is there a man out there that will give me a rousing amen?
And now there is a woman on the Church Channel giving a lecture to a group of men about being a good husband? I almost spit out my lemonade, prepared by my handy wife, Jennifer, who sends her love and her prayers to all. Listen to just a few of her suggestions to "Men Whose Wives will Respect Them:"
A. Compliment her and tell her how much she is appreciated through unexpected cards, flowers, or offering to take care of the children for a week.
B. Share the fellowship of her friends. Invite the ladies of the church over and read a Bible verse to them, give your thoughts about it, pray for them, and then LEAVE so the women can discuss things among themselves. Chances are their comments will include how wonderful you are!
C. Tell her how lovely she is even when she is not wearing makeup.
D. Go on a double date with your pastor and his wife. Share a word of prayer regarding Biblical marriages, asking God to bless your pastor and to bless your own marriage. LAY HANDS ON ONE ANOTHER - the man with the man, the woman with the woman - to be discreet.
E. Allow her to make decisions that affect the household on occasion. Men, you need a break, and your wives need to know that they are respected and trusted. God wants women to feel good about themselves! (She did not provide any Biblical proof of this)
Have we let our television stations become so Godless that these things are pervasive? What happened to Andy Griffith, June Cleaver going to the PTA meetings and actually caring about her home, Pa Ingalls building a cross to keep his son alive, and other more realistic things? I am going to go pray with all my heart that these Jewish television owners find Jesus as Savior. In fact, does Landover have a ministry to the Jewish people? TV might be a good focal point.
No doubt there are countless men that have seen these abominations and went on to actually practice them. My sons were never left alone with me - I was too busy napping, fixing things around the home, praying, fishing, or going to the range to practice with my 38 revolver.
God have mercy on our world. Can I get a witness?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-12-2014, 09:59 PM
Racist people
people who make fun of those with disabillities
homophobes
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-12-2014, 11:12 PM
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Racist people
people who make fun of those with disabillities
homophobes
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What about them?
What about people who can't spell?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-13-2014, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by FreeThinker96
Racist people
people who make fun of those with disabillities
homophobes
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I know. Atheists make me sick too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-13-2014, 03:38 AM
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Racist people
people who make fun of those with disabillities
homophobes
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Those people make Jesus weep. Here at Landover we have a strict no tolerance for racism policy that applies to crippled retards and gays and lezbos as well.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-14-2014, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson
Those people make Jesus weep. Here at Landover we have a strict no tolerance for racism policy that applies to crippled retards and gays and lezbos as well.
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Amen sister, every sub-human deserves a fair shake...as long as they don't get uppity.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-22-2014, 09:28 PM
Justin Bieber and One Direction.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-23-2014, 04:01 AM
I am both offended and curiously allured by the idea of reverse mortgages.
On the one hand, credible, Godly GOP spokeman Fred Thompson reminds me that "reverse mortgages are a concept signed into law by Ronald Reagan."
But within a few sentences, he says that reverse mortgages are "government insured."
So which one is it, Sen. Thompson? Are reverse mortgages a Godly concept handed down to help senior citizens like me courtesy of America's Greatest President™, or are they a Socialist Nightmare?
P.S. In the commercial for reverse mortgages, Sen. Thompson jokingly asks a lowly newsboy who will NEVER have a realistic hope of getting a mortgage of any kind what his opinion is about reverse mortgages. He calls the dumbfounded newsboy "Jesse" in the commercial. But I happen to know from meeting Sen. Thompson at a 2003 fundraiser in Florida that he calls everyone he doesn't know "Jesse."
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-26-2014, 07:51 PM
As a Christian, I am offended by the implication!
The caption would make sense to me if the picture was of George Walker Bush, however...
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-27-2014, 12:58 AM
At the moment i am repairing parts of my garage. God has keep it in a good shape for the last 50 years but now water is dropping from the ceiling.
So i was bringing parts of it to the local dumpsite and some homer told me that he won't take it because there is asbestos in it.
Some of my Christian brothers worked years with asbestos and were quite healthy for a long time. I might throw that stuff into the next lake.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-27-2014, 09:56 PM
I'm offended that our darkie, godless "president" is trying to take my assault weapons. How am I to defend my Christian home and the virtue of my daughters from the various colors of heathens that abound in this country without 30 round magazines, the right to which I was given by GOD HIMSELF?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-27-2014, 10:20 PM
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I'm offended that our darkie, godless "president" is trying to take my assault weapons. How am I to defend my Christian home and the virtue of my daughters from the various colors of heathens that abound in this country without 30 round magazines, the right to which I was given by GOD HIMSELF?
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Hi sweetie, nice to meet you! Do you always inject yourself into a conversation without introducing yourself firts? It would be lovely if you have found some time to go to the Introduction Forum and created an appropriate thread. Thank you.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-28-2014, 01:10 AM
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As a Christian, I am offended by the implication!
The caption would make sense to me if the picture was of George Walker Bush, however...
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Perhaps the picture is implying that einstein is the dumb one and True Christians are the smart ones that he could never understand because he was always too busy following Satan. That would make more sense to me.
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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