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09-11-2013, 02:51 AM
I hope all of the Christian ladies reading THIS story will take heed. Don't think that you can show up at your wedding dressed like a common whore and expect a Pastor to marry you.
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Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony because of Bride’s ‘Sexy Dress’
Houston – Apostle Michael Canty of The Truth Ministries Holiness Church recently angered an entire wedding party which might have damaged his new ministry’s reputation, after he refused to marry a bride and groom on their wedding day because he felt her dress was too “sexy”.
Lisa Washington said ‘she’s never been more embarrassed’ when a local pastor refused to officiate Saturday and allow her to wed her groom on their wedding day in his facility. Both families were present and the food was waiting to be served at the bride’s aunt house.
Family members flew and drove long distances to be present for the couples special day. Upset and frustrated, guests at the wedding practically ‘begged’ the leaders of the church to reconsider but to no avail, he wouldn’t change.
“I can’t believe this! I flew here to attend my cousin’s wedding and now I have to put up with this crap. Now this so-called pastor doesn’t want to come out of his office” said the cousin of the bride.
The wedding scheduled Saturday, August 10th, was scheduled for 3pm. At 2pm, the pastor greeted the bride and groom when he noticed the bride’s dress. According to the bride’s mother, the pastor jokingly asked ‘where is the other half of the dress?’ Not thinking anything of it, the family laughed it off and continued applying make-up on the bride. Around 2:30pm the pastor asked a leader of the church to ask the bride and the family about the other part of her dress. The bride informed the leader ‘this is it’. The leader reported the news to the pastor and then the pastor informed personally the bride and groom at separate times he could not perform the wedding with the bride in her selected dress. The pastor told the bride she would have to cover up her breast area and find a way to add length to the dress. The bride informed the pastor there is no way to accomplish this with so short of a notice and she has to wear her dress. Then the pastor informed her he would not be able to perform the ceremony then walked back to his office.
The wedding party tried many times to change the pastor’s decision but their efforts were ineffective. Around 4:15pm guests at the wedding were growing impatient and were looking for answers for the delay. When they were told the reason for the delay around 4:35pm their impatience change to anger and disbelief.
After hearing how the bride was crying her eyes out in the back, a minister who was a guest at the wedding offered to perform the ceremony. When the minister asked the pastor for permission to perform the ceremony, the pastor told him ‘no’ and expressed to him how his request was disrespectful.
AmericaPreachers.com asked the bride and groom for pictures of the dress but instead was sent an email with a link of the exact dress worn by a professional model from the company’s website. The bride did mention, ‘there were small alterations made to the dress to fit more desirably to my vision.’ “I’m a unique person, I chose this dress because it’s different than the traditional wedding gown you see at every wedding” the bride said.
Two days later the couple is still not married and is currently looking into options to recoup money their family lost with travel, food, and other expenses.
The Truth Ministries Holiness Church was established 14 months ago and currently rent a converted shoe store for worship services. Calls to Apostle Canty and Truth Ministries were not returned. Neither the bride or groom were members of the church.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
09-11-2013, 08:57 AM
I once refused to let a family of four into my congregation because one of the boys had on irreverent tennis shoes with an emblem of a negroe slam-dunking a basketball. I have never apologized for that, nor will I ever.
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09-11-2013, 09:23 AM
I am always glad to see an American Pastor upholding real American values like segregation, prudeness and ak47's for everyone.
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09-11-2013, 09:51 AM
Praise Jesus for Godly American pastors!
I notice that when asked for a photo, the bride sent one of a professional model instead. You might wonder why?
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AmericaPreachers.com asked the bride and groom for pictures of the dress but instead was sent an email with a link of the exact dress worn by a professional model from the company’s website. The bride did mention, ‘there were small alterations made to the dress to fit more desirably to my vision.’
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Here's the real woman in the same dress, after the "small alterations". Good to see that they didn't waste the catering.
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
09-12-2013, 03:47 AM
I cant believe the harlot and her family were shocked that the pastor refused to be apart of their little whore house wedding, She shouldn't of even been allowed to enter the Church!
Seriously haven't women upset our Lord enough already?
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09-14-2013, 07:41 PM
It is ironic that churches everywhere are being FORCED by Obama care to perform gay weddings at all hours (it's up to the "couple" to pick any time they want, even if it's during a regular church service or even a FUNERAL) (or it's considered DISCRIMINATION) but now traditional couples like this one are Discriminated against and left out in the cold.
Double standard much? (I think I've heard the double discrimination standard's even got a name: DP) (Who wants to be DP'd on their wedding day???)
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
09-14-2013, 08:20 PM
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It is ironic that churches everywhere are being FORCED by Obama care to perform gay weddings at all hours (it's up to the "couple" to pick any time they want, even if it's during a regular church service or even a FUNERAL) (or it's considered DISCRIMINATION) but now traditional couples like this one are Discriminated against and left out in the cold.
Double standard much? (I think I've heard the double discrimination standard's even got a name: DP) (Who wants to be DP'd on their wedding day???)
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Amen sister Cookie. I often lay awake in my Pastoral bed imagining what homers would wear to a "gay wedding."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
09-14-2013, 08:53 PM
This dress is intended for women with breast augmentation to show off their super-sexy pillows. By definition it is meant to attract horny men so the bride would surely be at fault if she was raped by the best man.
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
09-17-2013, 12:30 AM
I believe that it is important to look at the actions of all involved to get to the root of this travesty.
First of all, this is not a Christian Church, as far as I can tell. The entire affair is conducted by a man who calls himself an "Apostle" and it is located in a shoe store. There seems to be no connection to any True Christian Church. They are located in Houston, which is full of homosexuals and foreigners. Their location alone is cause for alarm.
Naturally, this kind of "church" attracts the kind of harlot who showed up for her wedding dressed like a $2500 prostitute. I expect the "apostle" was offended that the wedding turned out to be between heterosexuals. While the dress is an outrage against common decency and Christian virtue, I suspect it was not the cause of the dispute. While it is entirely just and godly to assume that any Christian Pastor would throw those sinful wretches out of His Church, I just don't believe that is what is going on here.
I am originally from Houston myself and I can affirm that there is hardly a Christian left in the city, though it is thick with voodoo worshipping negroes from New Orleans that were planted there by the godless Federal Government after the Lord smote their wicked city and over run by idol worshipping Romans from Guatamala, Mexico, Honduras, Colombia, Panama, Bolivia, Argentina, Costa Rica and Belgium. Also, there are too many mosquitos. In fact, the city of Houston has provided positive proof that mosquitos do not carry the AIDS virus. If they did, that place would be a ghost town by now, between the homos prancing down Montrose and the mosquitos biting them and everyone else.
I believe an investigation of the alleged Church should be conducted at once to find out what is going on there and who exactly is pocketing the tithes.
That is my opinion.
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
07-14-2014, 03:59 AM
What a skank! I cannot believe she even had the nerve to enter into church? Her family must be a bunch of heathens and hate her, because they never took the time to discipline her with some smacks! She looks like she needs them. And her poor husband. I know mine would be terribly angry and disappointed with me if I dared wear those clothes, much less at my wedding. I would be in the disciplining of a lifetime, though it would serve me right!
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
07-14-2014, 08:05 AM
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“I’m a unique person, I chose this dress because it’s different than the traditional wedding gown you see at every wedding” the bride said.
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
07-14-2014, 02:10 PM
Godly point from Pastor Canty; the last thing marriage is about is SEX. SEX is for fags! Marriage is about procreation and family values (as in the wife in the home, not playing a lezbo career woman) Clearly this slut bride and her work wife already had their abortion clinic picked out, her so called future husband was so much of a pussy to put a stop to it like a REAL man should and Canty took matters into his own hands.
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
08-03-2014, 12:18 AM
Where is the husband-to-be in this case? Shouldn't he be guiding this harlot towards a Wholesome Christian Marriage℗? Or is she marrying some queer who thinks this dress is hot. You know what Christian women wear? What my wife wears when we go to various GOP functions around the state. Here she is last summer; very Sarah Palinesque:
Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
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Where is the husband-to-be in this case? Shouldn't he be guiding this harlot towards a Wholesome Christian Marriage℗? Or is she marrying some queer who thinks this dress is hot.
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Sadly, in these liberal circles, the men are not only woefully ignorant of decent and civilized public expectations, they are most usually homosexuals themselves who hire "Beards" for wives to throw off Christian employers. A "Beard" is a woman who covers the man's reality - an unholy lust for scraping and then licking the inside of another man's rectum. It is why some couples seem unlikely. If the husband cannot find or afford a lady, he will resort to a she-male. You know, like Michelle Obama.
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06-17-2016, 10:05 PM
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Sadly, in these liberal circles, the men are not only woefully ignorant of decent and civilized public expectations, they are most usually homosexuals themselves who hire "Beards" for wives to throw off Christian employers. A "Beard" is a woman who covers the man's reality - an unholy lust for scraping and then licking the inside of another man's rectum. It is why some couples seem unlikely. If the husband cannot find or afford a lady, he will resort to a she-male. You know, like Michelle Obama.
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
06-19-2016, 11:40 PM
Marriage is an institution of love not some whore piffle fest that these people are trying to do. What happened to the traditional wedding dress and being properly dressed in the church which is the home of the lord. She should be ashamed.
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06-20-2016, 12:59 AM
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Marriage is an institution of love not some whore piffle fest that these people are trying to do. What happened to the traditional wedding dress and being properly dressed in the church which is the home of the lord. She should be ashamed.
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To each his own I guess. I do agree that the weird purple thing on her right arm doesn´t add to the composition. What is it anyway?
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Re: Pastor Refuses to Perform Ceremony Because The Bridal Gown Was WHORISH! -
07-12-2016, 02:51 AM
Pastor Ezekiel, many thanks for this reminder that such "clothing" belongs on slatterns and whores.
My sister Laura and I are fortunate that, when our wedding dresses were deemed insufficient for temple, the Prophet was kind enough to offer linens from his own family's closet to ensure that we were sufficiently modest to receive the blessing of matrimony.
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07-21-2016, 06:19 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel, many thanks for this reminder that such "clothing" belongs on slatterns and whores.
My sister Laura and I are fortunate that, when our wedding dresses were deemed insufficient for temple, the Prophet was kind enough to offer linens from his own family's closet to ensure that we were sufficiently modest to receive the blessing of matrimony.
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What are you some kind of perverted catlick? Also what century are you from? Nobody uses the phrase linens anymore. You must be a witch from the 18th century. We need to burn this woman. I can tell by her typing pattern and speech that she is a witch. Someone kill her with fire.
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