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Unsaved trash, Quite a Lame Troll
Under Investigation
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Posts: 3
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: Self-abusing in my closet
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Hello I Am Fun!! -
06-19-2016, 12:43 AM
I love men and i am a man that's alright because Jesus is my helmet he will always protect me and i love him ))
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 36
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: God's Love ❤️
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Re: Hello I Am Fun!! -
06-19-2016, 06:30 PM
Somebody help! I fear we have a GAY on God's favorite website!
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An old soul
True Christian™
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Posts: 5,237
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
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Re: Hello I Am Fun!! -
06-19-2016, 07:05 PM
Welcome to God's favorite forum.
Please tell us about your Church and favorite bible verses.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,776
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: Hello I Am Fun!! -
06-19-2016, 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mildly Irritating Homer
I love men and i am a man
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Really? You look remarkably like the badly-embalmed remains of the late and unlamented Duchess of Alba.
Are you in fact a hispanic woman? Perhaps you can tell us when you post a proper introduction.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
True Christian™
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: Hello I Am Fun!! -
06-20-2016, 11:09 AM
Yes, friend, you need to post a proper introduction. I feel like I don't know anything about you at all.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Hello I Am Fun!! -
06-20-2016, 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mildly Irritating Homer
I love men and i am a man that's alright because Jesus is my helmet he will always protect me and i love him ))
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No you don't. You hate them. That's why you have taken to rape(anal, legitimate) as a way of hurting any male you meet. You see, the gaywise is a predator, an anal predator who waits patiently for a callow young youth, naive to ways of the world, with the soft downy fluff of incipient manhood on his soft cheeks to move unconsciously gracefully into his penile cross hairs and BAMPH!
Another glazed eyed, drug stupefied victim stumbles home, with bleeding buttockular cleft and a colon full of shame.
An enduring image, to be sure.
If you loved men you would choose not to be sexually aroused by them and bring all men unto the the Lord.
2 Timothy 24-26 And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all, apt to teach, patient, In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth; And they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
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Re: Hello I Am Fun!! -
06-20-2016, 07:51 PM
Hello, Fun, I am a blessed True Christian, one of God's chosen on earth. Now why don't you do as Dr Toole suggests above and post a nice Bible verse for us?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Last edited by Brother Temperance; 06-20-2016 at 07:52 PM.
Reason: SATAN hit the return key before I was finished typing. Damn you, Satan!
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Hello I Am Fun!! -
06-20-2016, 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Hello, Fun, I am a blessed True Christian, one of God's chosen on earth. Now why don't you do as Dr Toole suggests above and post a nice Bible verse for us?
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A welcome return to you Brother Temperence!
How was your missionary service? I forget where it was.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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