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Default GOD is A RACIST - 06-12-2016, 02:48 PM

GOD is A RACIST

God created all the different races.
If God was not a racist
He would NOT have created more than 1 race.

He set them each in their own language and land.

No matter how man tries to mix and match it will never
ever work out for them.

Because they cannot undo that which God has done.

God even had several different races
wipe from off the face of the earth.

He hated them that much.


THE SUPERIOR RACE of PEOPLE

Anyone
who is born of God
and has the Spirit of the
almighty living Lord God
dwelling within them
is Superior without measure
to all those who do not.

It is written there are 2 races of people.

The children of God and the children of the devil.

1 John, Chapter 3, 10:
In this the children of God are manifest,
and the children of the devil:
whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God,
neither he that loveth not his brother.

1 Peter Chapter 2
9 But ye are a chosen generation,
a royal priesthood, an holy nation,
a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth
the praises of him who hath called you
out of darkness into his marvellous light:

10 Which in time past were not a people,
but are now the people of God:
which had not obtained mercy,
but now have obtained mercy.

1 Corinthians 3:16
Know ye not that ye are the temple of God,
and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

1 Corinthians 3:17
If any man defile the temple of God,
him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy,
which temple ye are.
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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-12-2016, 02:54 PM

Well that's nice. Say, why don't you introduce yourself! Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-12-2016, 06:06 PM

I like the sentiments and the Biblical argument but it looks like a poem and it doesn't rhyme.

Can you fix that?





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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-14-2016, 05:55 PM

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Well that's nice. Say, why don't you introduce yourself! Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

From this time forth
these words of God shall come upon you and your spouse
and all your OFFSPRING
and shall never leave you all
the days of your worthless no good for nothing lives.


Deuteronomy 28:16
Cursed shalt thou be in the city,
and cursed shalt thou be in the field.


Deuteronomy 28:19
Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in,
and cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out.


Your's truly,
the Lord's anointed
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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-14-2016, 06:15 PM

Good sir the Lord is no racists. We are all his children and he loves us all.
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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-14-2016, 06:15 PM

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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-15-2016, 12:22 AM

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From this time forth
these words of God shall come upon you and your spouse
and all your OFFSPRING
and shall never leave you all
the days of your worthless no good for nothing lives.


Deuteronomy 28:16
Cursed shalt thou be in the city,
and cursed shalt thou be in the field.


Deuteronomy 28:19
Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in,
and cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out.


Your's truly,
the Lord's anointed
Someone who was actually anointed by the LORD would know these curses will come on to those who do not obey the LORD thy God, and do not carefully follow all His commands and decrees (Deuteronomy 28:15). As I have been Born Again (John 3:5), I am impervious to sin (1 John 3:9), and as the Holy Ghost lives in and animates me (1 Corinthians 6:19), you might think of me as a living puppet of Christ!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-16-2016, 01:50 AM

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Someone who was actually anointed by the LORD would know these curses will come on to those who do not obey the LORD thy God, and do not carefully follow all His commands and decrees (Deuteronomy 28:15). As I have been Born Again (John 3:5), I am impervious to sin (1 John 3:9), and as the Holy Ghost lives in and animates me (1 Corinthians 6:19), you might think of me as a living puppet of Christ!

I think of you as a rebellious and disobedient woman
as according to this here I found in the bible.


1 Timothy 2:12 | View whole chapter | See verse in contextBut I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.Unless you are one of themtransvestites(a man trying to be a woman)You is in violation of the commandment of the Lord God.
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I think of you as a rebellious and disobedient woman
as according to this here I found in the bible.


1 Timothy 2:12 | View whole chapter | See verse in contextBut I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence...
And until you prove that you're a man...

Quote:
...Unless you are one of themtransvestites(a man trying to be a woman)...
Add transvestism to the list of things you do not understand.


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I think of you as a rebellious and disobedient woman
as according to this here I found in the bible.


1 Timothy 2:12 | View whole chapter | See verse in contextBut I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.Unless you are one of themtransvestites(a man trying to be a woman)You is in violation of the commandment of the Lord God.
Silly child. I'm not usurping authority when pointing out Holy Scripture. By that logic, you would accuse a man of impersonating a street sign should he point to the north.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Silly child. I'm not usurping authority when pointing out Holy Scripture. By that logic, you would accuse a man of impersonating a street sign should he point to the north.
For once I have to say I agree with you Mary maybe I should reconsider my disagreements I have had with you since I have been this on this One thing that is for sure I have more respect for you then I have past and also I apologize because I believe I might of been to quick to judge you.
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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-16-2016, 11:35 AM

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Good sir the Lord is no racists. We are all his children and he loves us all.
Though God's love is measured to all, some much more than others, we are certainly called to keep the Races separate:


"Now it came to pass, when they had heard the law, that they separated from Israel all mixed multitude."~Nehemiah 13:3




Paul, the Apostle, also clarified that the Chosen Race should not divide amongst itself:


"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."~Galatians 3:28




We love Him and show it by keeping His commandments.


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"And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6
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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-16-2016, 01:23 PM

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Silly child. I'm not usurping authority when pointing out Holy Scripture. By that logic, you would accuse a man of impersonating a street sign should he point to the north.
Your honor I would like to introduce
into your court...this evidence... exhibit A.


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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-16-2016, 03:12 PM

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Good sir the Lord is no racists. We are all his children and he loves us all.
He certainly does NOT love Joos and here are other people Jesus does not love.


Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-16-2016, 03:17 PM

Yes. God had a chosen people. The Jews messed up and now it's obviously the USA.

I don't see why we need unsaved trash to point out the obvious.



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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-18-2016, 09:48 AM

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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 06-21-2016, 01:41 AM

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GOD is A RACIST

God created all the different races.
If God was not a racist
He would NOT have created more than 1 race.

He set them each in their own language and land.

No matter how man tries to mix and match it will never
ever work out for them.

Because they cannot undo that which God has done.

God even had several different races
wipe from off the face of the earth.

He hated them that much.


THE SUPERIOR RACE of PEOPLE

Anyone
who is born of God
and has the Spirit of the
almighty living Lord God
dwelling within them
is Superior without measure
to all those who do not.

It is written there are 2 races of people.

The children of God and the children of the devil.

1 John, Chapter 3, 10:
In this the children of God are manifest,
and the children of the devil:
whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God,
neither he that loveth not his brother.

1 Peter Chapter 2
9 But ye are a chosen generation,
a royal priesthood, an holy nation,
a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth
the praises of him who hath called you
out of darkness into his marvellous light:

10 Which in time past were not a people,
but are now the people of God:
which had not obtained mercy,
but now have obtained mercy.

1 Corinthians 3:16
Know ye not that ye are the temple of God,
and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

1 Corinthians 3:17
If any man defile the temple of God,
him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy,
which temple ye are.


With that reasoning, why we are not identic to every other people?
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Default Re: GOD is A RACIST - 11-03-2016, 10:36 PM

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God created all the different races.
No He didn't.

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He set them each in their own language and land.
No He didn't.

Perhaps you could find the Scripture references to support these points?

Welcome to Landover, I trust that The LORD will show Himself to you as you read His word.
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