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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-17-2010, 04:06 PM
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With indisputable proof like this now even secular scientists will finally have to admit that praying does work!
Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."
Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
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What proof? That is just random bullshit he is saying! Nothing he sais is accurate! You are all braindead retards and I wish you all well in your narrow-minded retarded community!
And also if the Heaven and earth will pass away, In Matthew 24:35, the Lord Jesus said, "Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away." , I will like it well in Hell...
Also if God made us, did he make a mistake or what? If all he does is awesome and great then why not give us cars and all that just at the start??
Well i had a good laugh about your stupidity and I think I should really stop waisting my time on you because you have no logic or common sens!
You know God does not exist! How ever you try to "proof" it!
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-17-2010, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Nonninn
What proof? That is just random bullshit he is saying! Nothing he sais is accurate! You are all braindead retards and I wish you all well in your narrow-minded retarded community!
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Excuse me? Could you please point out where it isn't accurate? It is clear that you cannot deny that the real activity started after we started praying. Just shouting "you're wrong" isn't going to win you an argument, you know. I've very seldom met people as obstinate as you.
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And also if the Heaven and earth will pass away, In Matthew 24:35, the Lord Jesus said, "Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away." , I will like it well in Hell...
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About Heaven and Earth passing away:
Revelation 21:1:
And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
About Hell being a nice place:
Mark 9:45-46:
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Again, you are wrong about practically everything.
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Also if God made us, did he make a mistake or what? If all he does is awesome and great then why not give us cars and all that just at the start??
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Romans 9:20-21:
Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
In other words, don't ask questions.
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Well i had a good laugh about your stupidity and I think I should really stop waisting my time on you because you have no logic or common sens!
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If that is true, why haven't you even attempted to logically disprove anything I said?
You're so typical an example of a pathetic atheist teenager. You come here, say we are wrong, refuse to even address our explanations as to why we are not, declare victory and leave this forum. Do you really think anyone is going to be impressed by that? I can tell you, Jesus is certainly not.
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You know God does not exist! How ever you try to "proof" it!
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What you are saying, in fact, is:
"I'm right, you're wrong!!! Waaaah!!!"
Silly eskimo.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-17-2010, 05:09 PM
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What proof?
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Is there some institute which is filled with blind and stupid people that recently got connected to the Internet? The proof was in the posting you replied to idiot.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-18-2010, 04:31 AM
some people won't believe no matter what evidence they are shown
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 11:00 AM
i hope that the tsunami strikes up in ur ass.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 11:05 AM
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i hope that the tsunami strikes up in ur ass.
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Why not pray to God for it to happen then?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 11:06 AM
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Nothing -- and that's the problem. You should have left that Godforsaken iceblock years ago.
But it's not too late; convert to Christianity, and get out of there!
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jeeesus...what an bullshit this bitch tries to tell you.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 11:14 AM
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jeeesus...what an bullshit this bitch tries to tell you.
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I beg your pardon? How very hurtful.
May GOD strike you dead, you grimy little worm!
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 11:34 AM
Show some respect, friend.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 12:10 PM
one day it will happen anyway.
sorry for my bad language, doesnt mean to offend anyone.
you may delete my post.
my apologies
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 04:25 PM
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one day it will happen anyway.
sorry for my bad language, doesnt mean to offend anyone.
you may delete my post.
my apologies
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It's Jesus you need to be apologizing to. Get to it now, your time is quickly running out.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 04:49 PM
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It's Jesus you need to be apologizing to. Get to it now, your time is quickly running out.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 05:03 PM
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you may delete my post
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We prefer not to do that so others can learn from your mistakes.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-19-2010, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by haistakaaperse
one day it will happen anyway.
sorry for my bad language, doesnt mean to offend anyone.
you may delete my post.
my apologies
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Why are you so hateful toward Jesus and His Favorite Church™? Haven't you learned your lesson after reading this thread? Jesus' Wrath is terrible upon those who reject His Love!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-20-2010, 05:21 AM
Pardon me..but theres no eskimos in Iceland.
Eskimos lives in Greenland.
i did not read the full story here. But whats wrong with iceland? why you all hate it so much?
Im new in here, and much interested what is going on in here.
God bless you all
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-20-2010, 08:47 AM
holy shit how is it possible for one religion to have only mentally challenge ppl in it you all should do the world a favor and get all of your coult to go upp in some mountains and give each other poison of some kind and make sure no one will get down alive i dont think god likes babtist peaople cause you are childmolestors murderes and low lifes hiding behind bible you dont even understand
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-20-2010, 08:55 AM
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cause you are childmolestors
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We aren't catholics, sorry.
We do discipline our children, but to us, "rod" means a wooden stick. NOT SOMETHING ELSE.
Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
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hiding behind bible you dont even understand
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So you understand the Bible then? Logically, you have to understand it yourself in order to judge whether someone else does not.
Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-20-2010, 09:22 AM
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We aren't catholics, sorry.
We do discipline our children, but to us, "rod" means a wooden stick. NOT SOMETHING ELSE.
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no your not catholics but you are child molestors you make me puke
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-20-2010, 09:35 AM
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no your not catholics but you are child molestors you make me puke
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You now just repeat the statement Brother God=Life disproved. We do not molest children, we do not even mistreat them, we just discipline them, see the Scripture Brother G=L quoted.
Why are you so incredibly hateful? Are you possessed by demons? We Christians believe in Love, you see:
1 John 4:8:
He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.
Jesus weeps when He reads your posts. Why do you choose eternal Hellfire over the Loving Arms of Christ?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja -
04-20-2010, 10:04 AM
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no your not catholics but you are child molestors you make me puke
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Son, why all the hate? God wants to love you. Jesus wants to give you a firm embrace and fill you with His love. Let Him enter you.
What makes you think we are like papist pedophiles? You do realize, sex is only for procreation. Anything else is wrong and will send you to Hell. I notice you are obsessed with the thought, usually that means the person themselves have latent tendencies. Open up son, we are here for you, along with my best bud, Jesus.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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