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How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-09-2015, 07:14 PM
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-09-2015, 07:23 PM
I do not have enough discretionary income to associate with joos, but I would love to participate with distribution in some capacity. How can I help rid the world of joos without getting hustled by one? Does this stuff really work? My main concern, what if you let an ex-joo into our congregation and they relapse? Even Landover can't afford such a financial hit.
I would prefer if there was a final solution. I mean, an ex-joo could just stop taking the stuff and transform. Will it prevent them from conjuring Kabbalistic devils to physical manifestation? It is going to take more than a pill for me to trust a joo.
I frankly don't trust medications for dealing with the jooish problem. They mostly just treat symptoms. There could be a mudperson hiding inside them waiting for an opportunity to seize power of attorney.
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-11-2015, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I do not have enough discretionary income to associate with joos, but I would love to participate with distribution in some capacity. How can I help rid the world of joos without getting hustled by one? Does this stuff really work? My main concern, what if you let an ex-joo into our congregation and they relapse? Even Landover can't afford such a financial hit.
I would prefer if there was a final solution. I mean, an ex-joo could just stop taking the stuff and transform. Will it prevent them from conjuring Kabbalistic devils to physical manifestation? It is going to take more than a pill for me to trust a joo.
I frankly don't trust medications for dealing with the jooish problem. They mostly just treat symptoms. There could be a mudperson hiding inside them waiting for an opportunity to seize power of attorney.
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Sir, you DO realize that GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE ARE JEWISH CORRECT? THE ISRAELITES WERE JEWISH WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS
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for example:
Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you. - Hebrews 13:17
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-11-2015, 06:17 PM
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Sir, you DO realize that GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE ARE JEWISH CORRECT? THE ISRAELITES WERE JEWISH WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS
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Then they turned on God and temporarily killed Him, remember?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-11-2015, 09:55 PM
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Then they turned on God and temporarily killed Him, remember?
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No they did not, the people in charge of the middle east back then where Romans and they put Jesus to death! Jews are still gods chosen people till this day, it says it in every version of the bible
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for example:
Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you. - Hebrews 13:17
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-11-2015, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by mcl125
No they did not, the people in charge of the middle east back then where Romans and they put Jesus to death! Jews are still gods chosen people till this day, it says it in every version of the bible
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Peter is talking about the joos here.
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Acts 3:14 But ye denied the Holy One and the Just, and desired a murderer to be granted unto you; 3:15 And killed the Prince of life, whom God hath raised from the dead; whereof we are witnesses.
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Acts 5:30 The God of our fathers raised up Jesus, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.
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Also, the joos admit it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-13-2015, 05:43 PM
The jews turned on their master.
If your dog bites you, you put it down.
Same with jews. Still working on it.
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-13-2015, 07:26 PM
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The jews turned on their master.
If your dog bites you, you put it down.
Same with jews. Still working on it.
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I don't appreciate you telling me how to treat my own dog. This thread is about joos.
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-13-2015, 07:29 PM
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Sir, you DO realize that GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE ARE JEWISH CORRECT? THE ISRAELITES WERE JEWISH WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS
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Chosen, yes, but chosen for what? God did not choose the joos to be swindling liars and thieves, shuffling funny money underneath the tablecloth, cooking books and running shady casinos. Even God has to draw the line somewhere.
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Re: How to become an Ex-Jew: -
04-13-2015, 09:08 PM
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Chosen, yes, but chosen for what?
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Excellent point. I find it quite humorous when people make the assumption that "being chosen" automatically means chosen to rule over Christians. Ouch.
People are chosen for their respective tasks. One can be chosen to become a servant of servants. Or one can be chosen to test a Christian's faith in God.
But not only God can do choosing. We humans can choose too. For example, we can choose Jesus Christ as our Savior instead of pleasures of the flesh. That's a choice too. Why don't more people make that choice?
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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