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Default Muslims Play Dead Goat Polo - 04-08-2015, 11:11 AM

http://www.gonomad.com/1182-dead-goa...-of-kyrgyzstan

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Dead Goat Polo may not be the most charming name for a sport, but it certainly does what it says on the tin.

Raiding and kidnapping the neighbouring village may no longer be as acceptable as it once was (though bride-napping remains in vogue), but in its place the Kyrgyz have a surrogate pastime that offers the same outlet for aggression and a similar showcase for horsemanship.

Each weekend in summer, and on a number of special occasions, too, mounted armies up to 200 men strong go head to head in hundreds of valleys across Kyrgyzstan.


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Nothing shocks me anymore, brethren. This is the sort of behavior that is typical of those who deny the divinity of Jesus: dragging a dead goat behind a horse for entertainment. Now, I could understand if it was a deer, or a heathen, but a goat? That is just immoral.

The Satanic influences upon the Muslim people stem from the belief that Jesus is not God. The corrupt nature of this belief can be seen in everything they do from molesting children to bowing at bricks. I even read an article that said they try to cure headaches by burying your hair in a frozen river to manage the genies. Thank heavens George W. Bush declared a holy war on terror against these foul savages. May their debauchery and wickedness be brought to an abrupt close by the double edged sword tongue of Jesus.


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Default Re: Muslims Play Dead Goat Polo - 04-08-2015, 11:21 PM

One of the problems that is caused by giving these filthy Arabs so much money for their oil is that they abandon their former pursuits for leisure, instead of work, and then they try to ape their betters. Someone evidently told them about how Americans get a ball and then play a game with it, for sport and vigorous exercise. Well, they have no balls in the Arab region, so they apparently improvised. No one knew what a ball looked like, but one man had a dead goat and he thought it sort of sounded like a ball (leather covered, etc.). They used the goat ball once and then, ever since, they have continued to use a goat to play their version of baseball.

To make matters worse, once American politicians saw that these people could play baseball, they decided that what they really needed to go with it is Democracy. So, now they have Democracy and baseball. They still play baseball with a dead goat. Now, they play Democracy with rocket propelled grenades. They are still unsaved and Hell bound.


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