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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-23-2011, 04:19 AM

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Dear Godmocking Monkeyworshiper;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-24-2011, 06:30 AM

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Dear Godmocking Monkeyworshiper;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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For calling yourselves, "True Christians", there sure seems to be a lot of hate in this thread. Jesus taught us to love each other. Also, why do you feel the need to condemn someone to Hell? Judgement is God's job. Don't take it upon yourself, because ultimately, what you say doesn't matter. verbally retaliating isn't the same as being 'blessed by persecution'. A true Christian should turn the other cheek because they know that they are truly right. Launching into some desperate ad hominem argument is not the right way to go about things. Maybe if people claiming to be living out God's commands were more loving, more people would turn to Christianity. Isn't that your goal? Christians should want more people in Heaven. You shouldn't want anyone to go to Hell. Try reading the bible:

Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD. -Leviticus 19:18

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-24-2011, 06:40 AM

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For calling yourselves, "True Christians", there sure seems to be a lot of hate in this thread. Jesus taught us to love each other.
There is no hate on our end, friend, merely tough love. We aren't afraid of telling people the Truth of God's Word. We do not water it down or twist Scripture. We are unabashedly honest in spreading the Word to others, even if some hypersensitive fairy might think it's "hateful".

Galatians 4:6 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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Also, why do you feel the need to condemn someone to Hell? Judgement is God's job.
Nobody here is condemning anybody to Hell. We are simply warning others of what happens if they stay upon the wide path! God will judge them and God will send them to Hell. It's all in the Bible.

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Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD. -Leviticus 19:18

Judge not, that ye be not judged. -Matthew 7:1
Please do not quote the Bible out of context to suit your personal viewpoints.

Leviticus 19:18 tells us to love our neighbors (i.e., True Christians™ not unsaved scum. The Bible commands us to stay away from sinners, thus they cannot be our neighbors (1 Cor 10:20, 2 Cor. 6:14-17, Eph. 5:11, 2 Thess. 3:6, etc.)

Finally, PLEASE read my sermon on Matthew 7:1-5. You clearly do not understand the verse in context, at all.



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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-24-2011, 12:21 PM

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For calling yourselves, "True Christians", there sure seems to be a lot of hate in this thread. Jesus taught us to love each other.
It would seem you presume a lot of things about Jesus that flatly contradict His teachings. Jesus did not teach us to love each other - on the contrary:

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

So why exactly do you misrepresent the LORD's will?



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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-26-2011, 11:27 PM

A quick question..... How can there be corners of the earth if it is a flat circle? Earth from space:[oversized demonic image deleted]
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-26-2011, 11:46 PM

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A quick question..... How can there be corners of the earth if it is a flat circle? Earth from space: [image]
Ever heard of lens distortion? A picture of something large gets distorted, with what are straight lines in reality looking like curves on a picture, an effect that becomes clearer the larger the object pictured. Nothing in the universe being larger than earth other than God Himself, it is obvious that the curves in the pictures of earth are more pronounced than in pictures of any other object.

See this picture of the support pillars of an oil rig, I can assure they are quite straight in reality.


Correcting for lens distortion results in:


If you were to apply a similar correction to your picture of earth allegedly taken from space you would have an earth with corners God can grasp.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-27-2011, 12:51 AM

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Ever heard of lens distortion? A picture of something large gets distorted, with what are straight lines in reality looking like curves on a picture, an effect that becomes clearer the larger the object pictured. Nothing in the universe being larger than earth other than God Himself, it is obvious that the curves in the pictures of earth are more pronounced than in pictures of any other object.

See this picture of the support pillars of an oil rig, I can assure they are quite straight in reality.


Correcting for lens distortion results in:


If you were to apply a similar correction to your picture of earth allegedly taken from space you would have an earth with corners God can grasp.
So, where is the original image of this 'flat earth'?

Don't you find it quite funny there is alot of photo's, videos, witnesses (professional as amateur) that shows a round earth? And only computer generated, drawned pictures of a quite ridiculous flat earth for lucrative ends?

Damn, the whole world (I mean like 99%) must be in a huge conspiracy to simply trick the rest of the 1% (other words you) by saying "the world is round, the most obvious form, suck that christians!!".

Because, let's all admit, you're really (not) important, and everyone on the whole goddamn round planet wants to piss you off.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-27-2011, 01:45 AM

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So, where is the original image of this 'flat earth'?

Don't you find it quite funny there is alot of photo's, videos, witnesses (professional as amateur) that shows a round earth? And only computer generated, drawned pictures of a quite ridiculous flat earth for lucrative ends?

Damn, the whole world (I mean like 99%) must be in a huge conspiracy to simply trick the rest of the 1% (other words you) by saying "the world is round, the most obvious form, suck that christians!!".

Because, let's all admit, you're really (not) important, and everyone on the whole goddamn round planet wants to piss you off.
Look, boy, I have never seen a picture of the Earth that wasn't flat.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-28-2011, 06:32 PM

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Look, boy, I have never seen a picture of the Earth that wasn't flat.
I'm not hating here or anything, but can you watch this short clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VWM0XswwGg
And explain it using your theories please? I am just interested in how you explain this.
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I'm not hating here or anything, but can you watch this short clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VWM0XswwGg
And explain it using your theories please? I am just interested in how you explain this.
It looks like some sort of hurricane to me.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 06-28-2011, 06:49 PM

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I'm not hating here or anything, but can you watch this short clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VWM0XswwGg
And explain it using your theories please? I am just interested in how you explain this.
It's a cartoon. What needs to be explained?

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2011, 11:23 AM

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It's a cartoon. What needs to be explained?
No its not a cartoon. Its a video filmed from a satellite.
Here is a better video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5pFz...eature=related


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2011, 11:56 AM

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No its not a cartoon. Its a video filmed from a satellite.
Here is a better video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5pFz...eature=related
It's a fake. For one thing there is a lot of noise while there can be no sound in space.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2011, 03:57 PM

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It's a fake. For one thing there is a lot of noise while there can be no sound in space.
The sounds were caused by SomaFM radio station. You can easily tell that sounds were added. Dont tell me that you havent watched a video where music was added.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2011, 04:02 PM

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The sounds were caused by SomaFM radio station. You can easily tell that sounds were added. Dont tell me that you havent watched a video where music was added.
You you agree the movie has been doctored with? Then how can we know what is original and what is changed? I repeat once more, this movie proves nothing.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2011, 04:03 PM

So, you want us to trust a video that you ADMIT has been tampered with?

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2011, 04:08 PM

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So, you want us to trust a video that you ADMIT has been tampered with?
The fact that music was added doesnt mean that the video material was fake.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-03-2011, 10:06 PM

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The fact that music was added doesnt mean that the video material was fake.
Are all Estonistanianskis this gullible? Would you perhaps be interested in owning a bridge?


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 07-04-2011, 02:21 AM

It's just a computer generated animation -- or not really so much animation as a series of computer generated images that are zoomed, panned, and rotated.

The clouds look good -- they obviously used a fractal noise generator to add them -- but look at the poorly done satellite whizzing by at 1:00. Honestly, it looks like they just stuck in a piece of clipart they found on the web.

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 01-06-2012, 02:33 PM

You're a dumb ass if you believe everything in the bible.. half the first testament is lies..
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