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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-07-2009, 10:01 PM
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If you post using the name "Christ" you'll be banned. Stick with Babylon; it gives us a clue.
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What did I do wrong there? If I upset you guys I don't really mean it. I know I have been a real ass hole since I joined up here but that won't happen any more.
And I want also to say sorry about the Epicurus picture.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-07-2009, 10:13 PM
I never saw that but I'll bet it was ungodly. OK, get on with screen cleaning.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-08-2009, 09:25 PM
How to clean your Monitor
Get a bucket and fill it with finger warm water and a very small amount off soap.
After that take an old towel and drench it in the bucket, wipe it out and do smooth circles on the LCD. Don't do it rapidly otherwise you might break it!
Wait a minute or two and then take some toilet paper to remove remaining moist.
I can post more computer things if you like
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-09-2009, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Babylon
How to clean your Monitor
Get a bucket and fill it with finger warm water and a very small amount off soap.
After that take an old towel and drench it in the bucket, wipe it out and do smooth circles on the LCD. Don't do it rapidly otherwise you might break it!
Wait a minute or two and then take some toilet paper to remove remaining moist.
I can post more computer things if you like
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A bucket of water? How big is your monitor?
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-09-2009, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
A bucket of water? How big is your monitor?
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Four 22" Monitors and two 19"
Now I understand that you guys don't need a bucket full of water
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-09-2009, 03:06 PM
I see you obsessed with material possessions; no one needs 6 monitors.
Lu:12:15: And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. And he spake a parable unto them, saying, The ground of a certain rich man brought forth plentifully: And he thought within himself, saying, What shall I do, because I have no room where to bestow my fruits? And he said, This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build greater; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods. And I will say to my soul, Soul, thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry.
But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided? So is he that layeth up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God.
And he said unto his disciples, Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat; neither for the body, what ye shall put on. The life is more than meat, and the body is more than raiment. Consider the ravens: for they neither sow nor reap; which neither have storehouse nor barn; and God feedeth them: how much more are ye better than the fowls? And which of you with taking thought can add to his stature one cubit? If ye then be not able to do that thing which is least, why take ye thought for the rest?
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Lu:12:30: For all these things do the nations of the world seek after: and your Father knoweth that ye have need of these things.
Lu:12:31: But rather seek ye the kingdom of God; and all these things shall be added unto you.
So I expect you'll be tithing generously?
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-10-2009, 06:40 PM
It's not about material obsession I just scavenge my neighbours old things
(and new things but they are not liking it so I buy it cheap, I would never steal anything.)
And with 6 monitors I can do 6 things at the same time. Writing tests, chat and play games.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-10-2009, 08:24 PM
You can't do six things at the same time. How many hands do you have?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-10-2009, 10:27 PM
I don't think we've had an octopus at Landover before - I suspect they are of the Devil.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-11-2009, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Babylon
It's not about material obsession I just scavenge my neighbours old things
(and new things but they are not liking it so I buy it cheap, I would never steal anything.)
And with 6 monitors I can do 6 things at the same time. Writing tests, chat and play games.
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Are you one of these freaks who keep 125 cats and go through dumpsters every day?
How old are you anyway?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-11-2009, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Are you one of these freaks who keep 125 cats and go through dumpsters every day?
How old are you anyway?
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I don't have a cat, I never go and salvage crap from a dumpster. And I'm 16
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